A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.

the kobold you knew seems a lot like a dragon now

transsexuals will be integrated into society or we will keep destroying societies until one is created that will integrate us

If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up. "But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.

L: Happy halloween, fuckers! From my system to yours!

OUR FRIENDS MADE MORE EMOTES FOR US WE’RE SO HAPPY NOW ONLY THREE OF US NEED HEART EMOTES AND WE KNOW JUST WHERE TO GET THEM (we bet we’d be able to do those ourselves)

Raise your hand if you have both a masters degree and an absurdly large plush toy collection! *enthusiastically raises hand*

GOOD NEWS! A new cancer vaccine has shown progress in triggering POWERFUL and LASTING immune responses in patients with pancreatic AND colorectal cancer. The vaccine, known as ELI-002 2P, targets mutant KRAS proteins AND had a huge impact on PREVENTING or DELAYING cancer recurrence in patients.

"Trickle down" already is fucling bullshit Oh so the scum at the top gets most of everything and the poor get whatever is left? This was good? Reagan convinced the nation that competing for scraps was great?

Fuck the conservative tradwife villainizing the school district my qpp works in

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

honestly fu** you if you think gazans are only allowed to ask for help to cover their very basic necessities when they’re starving or being killed, calling a gazan a grifter for trying to secure her education proves that you don’t see gazans as humans who deserve to live equally.

Me irl -Liz

kobold who feels physical pain when you tell them they're wrong about a given media

human: look! a kobold! human 2: keep watching, maybe they’ll make the cute face kobold: •w• human: YEAAHH

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

Finishing up my break at work. Forgot our headphones today and wishing we could listen to Jacob Collier.

Our new job is quite nice. Still adjusting to it though

there is a kobold hidden deep under the map that is unreachable in normal gameplay. if you visit her she will go “:O”

fry thief

Had a very close friend point out how a lot of gamers are philistines and honestly, I agree. In their words: “The amount of gamers that only appreciate games when they’re fun prevents them from seeing games as art. This isn’t to say games SHOULDN’T be fun. Art can be, and often is, fun!”

Commissionf for @nehriyi.bsky.social Ko-Bot!

I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger

Good morning

horses are cooool

Game: Final Faggot VII Console: GayStation Created by: Dragonov Uploaded on: July 23rd, 2007

Bruh

It is I, the furry faggot -Liz

i bet none of you stupid sons of bitches who grew up in the 2000s expected a bunch of furry faggots to be the only people who actually generally have a pretty good grasp of how fucked everything is

i’ve worked in tech and that’s the laughter of a bunch of employees who know that the thing they’re working on sucks shit and are enjoying watching it fail

kobold smoking a cigarette. he is very tired of being handed energy drinks by humans who notice he is indeed unattended

hey i need some help paying for my phone bill. it ends today! its only $50 and it would be super rad for assistance!! venmo: redloop cashap & paypal: tropscream

i REALLY need some clients right now, my financial situation got hit really hard with some unforeseen expenses today

Dragon sleep

The new trump statue is already stupid, but the fact he’s holding a fucking bitcoin makes it worse. Like. Holding. A non-physical ”currency”. That just makes me laugh. Moreover, capitalism must be destroyed.

Kællis doesn’t wanna make deltarune our entire personality. It’s their favorite game though. (Still replaying ch 2 as a friend gifted the paid version to us, so no spoilers please)

imagining a world where young trans girls don't grow up believing their beautiful soul is a contemptible perversion

hey guys, i didn't want to have to do this, but i really need some help.

I would!

Had a dream where one of my friends put on the best recital ever. Woke up ready to congratulate.

Words are magic