Since this is the last social media site I use I don't have anywhere else to brag about my Thanksgiving brisket cook.

All I'm saying is, if you're someone who has to go to tons of meetings, you should set "meetings" just for yourself, to book time for getting things done

#KubeCom expo — come on over to #Heroku 💜

The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts

We've passed a big milestone for Apex. www.linkedin.com/posts/salesf...

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

📣 We’re introducing a foundational upgrade to Heroku Connect. Now, Accelerated Polling can listen to Salesforce Change Data Capture (CDC) to speed up the polling frequency for your key objects. 🔗 Details here URL https://sforce.co/3Ldu8Z8

the Python Software Foundation is foregoing a large NSF grant that would have been contingent on their agreeing to terminate their diversity and inclusion initiatives and given the feds the ability to cripple them financially for refusing to comply support them here: www.python.org/psf/donations/

RTO mandates destroy trust - @bcantrill.bsky.social at #monktoberfest

🤹‍♂️ @azimman.bsky.social can't wait to see you at #DF25. This October, learn how #Heroku can supercharge your business by simplifying development and accelerating innovation 👉 https://sforce.co/46mnJSb

ICYMI, #Heroku support for @pydantic.dev#Herokuis here. To get started, all you have to do is provision Managed Inference and Agents from Heroku Elements or via the command line. 🔗 https://sforce.co/3Ii73mR

Always be releasing :) #Heroku AppLink is now GA -- this is a unique feature designed to integrate services on Heroku with Salesforce apps seamlessly and securely. #Salesforce #SalesforceDevelopers #Agentforce #DataCloud www.heroku.com/blog/applink...

👋 I'm hiring a Sr Dir/Dir Developer Advocacy for Heroku! Spread the word 📣 Must love Salesforce technology, DevOps, software engineering 😁 Role is based out of EMEA/UKI 🇬🇧 #Heroku #SalesforceDevelopers careers.salesforce.com/en/jobs/jr30...

I'm not sure who else is in the market for a new android launcher but I'm so far pretty impressed by Smart Launcher 6. Handles work profile apps well, backups of layouts and settings, an RSS reader panel, and everything I liked from Nova launcher but just feels more maintained and prettier

Making my way to @ldnscall.bsky.social and #TDXLondon. Looking forward to talking Apex and Salesforce development with everyone.

Heroku AppLink is a huge part of what I always hoped to join Heroku to make happen: dramatically lowered obstacles to bringing Heroku compute into the Salesforce platform umbrella. How well that plugs in to Agentforce is some very tasty icing on that cake. www.salesforceben.com/enhance-sale...

The first round of Heroku AI and MCP stuff is liiiive. heroku.com/blog/buildin... 1. Managed inference is now GA (heroku.com/blog/managed...). This gives you a Heroku-grade experience for provisioning and using an AI model. It's so easy it hurts.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.

reminder that no one should be getting sent to el salvador. not innocent people, not guilty people, no one. this is unconscionable, and as long as it is tolerated for anyone, will continue to be a threat for everyone.

Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits

On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate Minnesota’s transgender community and recommit to standing up for our neighbors in the face of hatred. As your Governor, I’m proud to stand in this fight with you.

Y’all it’s a good time to double check all your privacy settings and delete any unused accounts

Every tech company* has platform teams trying to build: 1. Heroku, except hand-rolled 2. One giant shared database, so engineers can ignore analytics without consequence 3. If they have a monolith, microservices. If microservices, a monolith 4. A solution to the halting problem * Hyperbole. I hope

If you're an REI member, you can vote to toss out the board that's endorsed Trump's candidate for Dept. of Interior and has worked to stop REI unions. Vote runs until May 2nd. Spread the word. vote.escvote.com/REI/

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

Bindu Nair and myself will be presenting the Apex Roadmap: What’s New and What’s Coming session at #TDX25. Major areas covered will include Zip processing in Apex, dynamic formulas, cursors, and deprecated globals. sfdc.co/ApexTdx25

Excited to see the work my team is doing on bringing Heroku and Salesforce even closer together shows up on SalesforceBen. Expecting this to be a great webinar to learn more about what's coming! salesforceben.registration.goldcast.io/webinar/59ab...

First measles death in a decade. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

BAHAHAHAHA oh my god now I'm enjoying this thing. "In the 1800s you wouldn’t steal because God would smite you, in the 1900s you didn’t steal because the State would punish you, BUT IN THE 2000S YOU CAN'T STEAL BECAUSE THE NETWORK WON'T LET YOU." Ah yes, the blockchain: Famously theft-free.

1. Today, the New York Times Editorial Board published a piece titled "Trump's Shameful Campaign Against Transgender Americans." I criticize the paper's attempt to wash away the paper's own culpability in ushering in an era of eradication-based policies. Subscribe to support our journalism.

"our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." "creativity and innovation in the merchandise and services that we offer," - Costco Board. 98% of Costco shareholders agreed with the board.👍🏿 Segregationists denied.

Tip if you work somewhere where you have to do performance reviews - If there's work you've done that you are particularly proud of, or if someone thanked you for it, you should immediately make a note of it Then whenever it's time for your review, you have a collection of highlights already

Front-end development is product development. This is one of the biggest things my first year at Heroku hammered home for me.

Why did Heroku move the project, a methodology for building portable, resilient applications? To get help updating it, said Gail Frederick of Salesforce, in this episode of The New Stack Makers.

Folks are mostly missing the forest for the trees re: the recent Meta announcement. Specifically, the focus on the move from fact checking to community notes. There two different changes that are a much bigger deal that have received less focus. 🧵 1/11

Who is up for a short thread on the intriguing parallels between OpenAI and Enron, as told by one of Enron's investment bankers -- that is to say, me? Here goes...

I regret to inform you that people have officially started circling back around after the holidays

(not) Excited to find out I got one extra kind of swag to take home at the end of re:Invent

I hate TikTok. I think their design is addictive to the point that it probably should be illegal. The TikTok ban though is HORRIBLE policy. There's no reasonable justification why TikTok should be treated that much differently than every other platform out there. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Totally suggest reading the blog (blog.heroku.com/next-generat...) rather than slides, but sharing slides from my re:invent talk about the next-generation of Heroku for anybody inclined. speakerdeck.com/ca_peterson/...

git push heroku sphere

When in Vegas 💜 #Heroku

it's a really big day for Heroku - the platform has been fundamentally rearchitected on K8s and open, cloud native technologies, but also takes advantage of more managed services from AWS blog.heroku.com/planting-new...

we're doing some fun things with AI, too, and making it seamless to use AI along with your application logic and data on Heroku: blog.heroku.com/heroku-ai-ma...

.NET support on Heroku #dotnet blog.heroku.com/dotnet-suppo...

And now live from #awsreinvent comes the first keynote: Monday Night Live with Peter DeSantis. The last few years it's become Surprise Monday Night Computer Science Lecture with Professor DeSantis, and I'm kinda hoping we get that again tonight. This thread shall liveskeet the talk.