JFC! I've got fucking road rage from fucking roadworks.

FFS! Does anyone know where they put the Marmite in Super Valu? This expansion is wrecking my head. Can't find a thing.

Is it too late to corner the Jerry can market?

Ironing, G&T, Kim Gordon.

Did somebody say broccoli pesto? Vegan, obvs. 🥦

Cork Whiskey Fest. About last night...

Did somebody say Cork Whiskey Fest? I'm on my way. #BusBoy

The same one just started a training session 4 minutes early. I'm still eating second breakfast. 🤦🏼

I have a daily meeting at 09:10. The same young and keen person starts it 3 minutes early every day.

Three Drams live tonight. On a Thursday! 😲 Jameson Whiskey Triple Triple Chestnut edition. Crolly Distillery Triple Cask Single Malt, and O'Connell Whiskey 5 year old Single Pot Still. Cheers all.

Dog's timing is impeccable. "What's that Sav? You just cleaned up the back garden? Wait! It's an emergency. Open the back door. I forgot to sniff something". 💩🤦🏼

Why is everyone trying to rob me? Petrol Grandon's Glanmire €2.02 yesterday and €2.02 today. Applegreen Brooklodge €1.99 yesterday and €1.89 today.

Dram time. Sparse tasting notes. 😂

It wasn't me. 😂 share.google/CKmHKWvdUO2v...

Busy afternoon. Gasping now. Mai Tai cheers all.

Fresh bottle Friday.

Liquid gold. I may need a driver.

What would Chuck Norris do? RIP.

I could probably "do the math" but it's easier to ask. Can someone convert this to Euro per litre?

Why is everyone trying to rob me? Just got my home insurance renewal reduced by €110. Fecking insurance company robbers.

That's the sound of the suburbs. #LawnmowerMan

Rare! It's dead Jim. It's what St Patrick would have wanted. 🥃☘️

Good enough for St Patrick.

Can we adopt Mayor Zohran Mamdani? Has anyone found an Irish connection yet?

"Time for gin" said Sav. It's what St. Patrick would have wanted.

Thanks very much. Good game.

The Child asked if we wanted to go for a pint. Is that an invitation for a pint or an invitation to pay? 🤔

Rare! It's dead Jim. It's like deja vu.

Rare! It's dead Jim.

Friday evening Gibson. Almost a gin emergency. Cheers all.

Coffee break. From a 4 hour online training session. Cameras on. Another 4 hours tomorrow morning. #FML 🤦‍♂️

The Aged Pater had this "Very Special Whiskey" in the back of the cabinet for years. Drinking it with my langball brother. He's here for the weekend. Cheers all.

What's in the bag Sav?

40 minutes on Sky Ireland call centre. I got what I wanted but I think I paid for it in call charges. 🙄

USA - We obliterated their nuclear program last year, but we had to shoot first because Israel told us to. Israel - you can't touch us because of our Iron dome. Na, na, na, na, na. Iran - we are destroying the infidels. Twitter is as far from a "news site" as possible.

FFS! Global terrorists, the US are attacking Ecuador now. They're the "world's biggest cocaine exporters" this week.

My new knob came in the post today.

Closing out a great weekend with an easy sipping #TumblerClub of Auchentoshan Dark Oak. Cheers all.

Ironing, G&T, Nirvana.

Take me to church.

Pub drams. This one is Dingle Whiskey Single Malt. Cheers all.

On Monday I'm selling. On Tuesday I'm buying. The same as every hedge fund fucker only they're doing it with billions.

We're Michelin Gourmand dining at Baba'de tonight. Starting with a Sea Spinach infused Margarita. Cheers all.

Green tea for the win.

Bit fresh out here today.

Jameson Black Barrel is always a decent pub dram. Cheers all.

I'm in a pub. What!? I've just seen a fellah open a new packet of cigarettes, take the first one out and put it back in upside down. I haven't seen that for years.

FFS! One of my knobs broke. I had to order a new one. From espares.ie The clue isn't in the name. They're fecking shipping from England and now I'll have to pay extra taxes on them. "Orders may be sent from our distribution centre in the UK or France". 🤦‍♀️

Morning all. This morning was brought to me by the Thompson Twins- Doctor Doctor. #Earworm 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

Ironing, Margarita, Cowboy Hunters.