If being against fascism makes one “antifa,” does being pro-tr**p make one “pro-pedo?” Asking for a friend.

Dolly Parton Update. She lives! www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...

I’ll pray for Dolly Parton. Who wouldn’t?

Remember when the then president of the NRA railed against “jack -booted thugs” who used force to reunite a Cuban boy, being used as an anti-Castro pawn by his American family, with his father? They’re pretty feckin’ quiet when the jack-booted thugs are on their side.

I’m not a football guy. I just became a Bad Bunny fan.

Did an open mic at a dive bar in San Jose last night. My second time there. I was the third to last guy to go up. I got home about 1:30 AM. I’m dead. And I didn’t even drink! I’ll be back. But I’ll sign up early so I don’t miss my bedtime!

Still waiting for @msnbc.com to bring @matthewdowd.bsky.social back. Nothing yet?

So a “Christian” nationalist gin-bag and a diaper-wearing pedophile walk into a room filled with every General and Admiral in the US military. That’s it. That’s the joke.

It's easy who all the RFK,JR followers are out there…They're the health nuts with terrible headaches, gakking on the sidewalk from not vaxxing. Too soon?

Comedians turning a blind eye to murderers. Republicans turning a blind eye to a credibly-accused pedophile. I need a Tylenol.

A few weeks ago a very important #DHL shipment for an LA trade show never arrived on time.Today, a nice gift package & note of apology arrived from DHL. They didn't need to do this, especially for a small company like ours. Some companies have Character. Clearly, DHL is one of them. Thank you DHL.

I wanted to try out for the Riyadh Comedy Festival, but I wasn’t sure I would make the cut. Too soon?

I played a pre-op, transsexual lesbian the play “Jeffrey,” and a bad drag queen in “Cyranno de Bergerac,” set in SF’s Castro District. When the transgenders finally go apeshit and start “Stonewall 2,” I’m putting those pics on my front door so they’ll pass me over.

Got a flu shot at Costco last week. Got my Covid shot yesterday. Gonna take some Tylenol, and pray I don’t get me the autism. One autistic family member is enough. I’ll settle for my ADD…LOOKASQUIRREL.

Live in the San Francisco Bay area? Love Sake? Love amazing Japanese food? Come on to Hana Izumi in Millbrae this Thursday for an amazing sake pairing with Koedo Kagamiyama, amazing cuisine, and I’ll be there to bloviate about all things Sake-related!

Opened up my toiletry bag after my BOS-SFO flight. My shaving cream exploded all over my blood pressure medication. My doctor said I shaved 3 years off my life.

Well, I, for one am perfectly happy living in a country run by a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, insurrectionist, and credibly accused pedophile. Take that, harers!

On Boston’s Red Line Monday, a balding, green-haired, bearded, burly dude commuted in a dress. I didn’t know the pronouns. I wanted to ask if he/him/she/her/they was/were out to scare MAGA types, since that’s all the rage these days. And to thank he/him/she/her/they for his/her/their service.

When’s the National Guard going to Utah?

So yesterday, like a doofus, I left my wallet in my LYFT vehicle at SFO for my trip to NYC. My awesome @Lyft driver Manuel, FedExed to me priority overnight. FedEx Delivered to the wrong address. To FedEx’s credit, found & delivered. 3 hours late. d. I wonder if a refund is due?

Seriously #DHL, I was told a week ago that the package(s) sent from Japan would be delivered a week ago Friday. They're in #USCustoms, where the shipment has been given a release status. I need this delivered by tomorrow. Please pull your collective heads out and fix this.

RFK, Jr. threatened to fire and blacklist people under his watch who disagree with his lunacy (not unlike his late dad’s fealty to Sen. McCarthy back in the day.) Frankly, being fired and blacklisted by RFK, Jr. would be the opening blurb on my LinkedIn profile. If I were one of those Sciency-folks.

If you give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for a lifetime. If that man fishes with RFK, Jr., and his brain worms, he’ll have bait for a lifetime.

Labor Day News: Beaches across US close during Labor Day weekend due to fecal contamination…this is what RFK, Jr. calls an all-you-can-eat “seafood buffet!” I’ll see myself out…

I sleep well, knowing, that as the US sinks deeper into fascism, there are journalists and political insiders holding back valuable information so they can profit from the books they will write about all the stuff happening now that they could be working to expose. We owe them a great debt.

Want to thank #DHL, again. The package that we sorely needed, that was due to be delivered on Aug. 29, was delivered today. Many thanks. Now, back to my regular postings about sourdough, Japanese Sake, etc.

Dear 🇨🇦, please follow the lead of the Adjudicated Rapist, Convicted Felon, Credibly Accused Pedophile, and Insurrectionist occupying the White House, and rake your forests. Seriously, get with the program.

The Coast Guard in Florida seized enough cocaine to overdose the entire population of the state. Or keep the Trump Family happy for Labor Day Weekend at Mar-a-Lago.

A big thanks 2 the folks @DHL for the help with a shipment in LA en route to Northern California. Grateful for the assistance. (This is not a sarcastic post in light of the current postal cluster thanks to the Adjucated Rapist/Convicted Felon/Credibly Accused Pedophile in the White House.)

When RFK, Jr. hears the phrase “we’re gonna be up shit creek,” he says, “Wait for me! I’m getting my snorkel!”

As seen in San Francisco. Love that city. Despite the dystopian-ness, it’s a special place.

Am I to believe that this “Mr. Balls” character got whupped by a couple of women, and that’s the reason for the military patrols in D.C.? Why is his first name “big” and where was his sack when all this was happening?

Terrence Stamp, RIP.

I rented a mustang convertible — which my ego likes, but my hips, prostate, and family history of melanoma hate — for my Honolulu Sake slinging trip Next time, I’m going with Lyft extra comfort.

The way RFK, Jr’s going, there’s gonna be a lot of unemployed, toothless, wheezing, shuffling peckerheads scrambling for zombie extra gigs in film/tv.

Really psyched that the National Teamsters didn’t endorse a president in the presidential election.

Rest in Peace, Terry Reid. youtu.be/EVR1NM8IOOI

The N**i Elon Musk has a diner now. Does it serve German food?

Teenage pepper.

Peppers & Tomatoes. Sauce, salad, or jelly?

Man, the way things are going, MAGA & NAMBLA should merge. They’d grab the formidable pervert voting block by genitals that haven’t been discovered yet.

Lot of quacks are gonna make a killing with RFK, Jr’s 🐂 💩. Me? I’m going into black market fluoride.

San Francisco’s still a beautiful city despite what MAGA Volk would like you to believe.

A few years ago, I received a casting notice for adult diaper boxes. I thought about it. Decided I’d never be so broke to be the diaper guy. (Trust me, I’ve been broke.) Few months later, visited the local pharmacy. Saw the diaper boxes with middle-aged guys on them. I regret nothing.

I think any CEO with values would have bailed when her boss gave not one, but TWO N**I salutes in the WHITE HOUSE after the last election, and not months later when his AI engine started to shout N**i bullshiat, but that’s just me.

They changed the song. It’s now called “Heil To The Chief.”

This Independence Day, may you all experience the masturbatory joy of a MAGA knowing that, somewhere, a pregnant woman is bleeding out in a red state hospital parking lot. (Eighteen years ago this would’ve been my wife. But we live in a blue state that cares about women.) Trump voters: own this.

Marked “safe”’from P Diddy. For the time being. For the record, ladies, I’m big and slow. It wouldn’t be difficult to chase me down, gently restrain me and cover me with the baby oil in my pocket. Just putting that out there.

Kind of spitballing here, but I think that Sen Fetterman is the Joe Manchin of Kyrsten Sinemas.

If you know an elder who needs it wiped, and you voted for the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, you might want to invest in some rubber gloves, a hose, some wet wipes, and garbage bags.