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Yeah, sure. Tell me again how we got out of the Great Depression… 🙄 🍸

Ruthie was very fond of Fala. ☺️ 🍸

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Look, I made mistakes. Some of them unforgivable… But my administration never used force to detain a US Senator… and God knows that there were some who needed it (I’m looking at you, Senator Lundeen). These are the acts of fascists lighting democracy on fire. 🍸

They hate me, and I drink their tears. 🍸

A Prayer on D-Day June 6th, 1944 My fellow Americans: Last night, when I spoke with you about the fall of Rome, I knew at that moment that troops of the United States and our allies were crossing the Channel in another and greater operation. 1/17 #D-DayPrayer #FDR

I contain multitudes… and minitudes. 🍸

Yeah, about that… 😒 🍸

That's my boy. 🍸

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The Declaration is a promise which we made to ourselves, but one which we have not always lived up to. It’s a beacon those fighting for equality could point to and demand that we live up to that promise. It promises that everyone is entitled rights bc they are human. And it means no kings. 🍸

We have nothing to fear… but a narcissistic jackanapes. Regardless, I believe the American people shall prevail. 🍸

Cousin Teddy was always a true American patriot. Unlike the lickspittles currently occupying the White House. 🍸

My son has autism. We used to have leaders who understood disabilities.

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I concur with my cousin. 🍸

I appreciate a good fireside chat… 🍸

Where have you gone, WilliamHenryHarrison? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo, woo, woo. What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson? Boltin' Bill has left and gone away. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 🍸

I cannot nor I will not yield to you.

All it would take is a backflip? Damn… if only I still had a back. 🍸

“Methods”?!?! The only legitimate method is repeal of the 22nd… which will require 2/3 approval in both the House and Senate(or a special petition by 2/3 of the states) AND 3/4 of the states to ratify. If you use “methods” plural, then you have to be planning your [checks notes] SECOND coup. 🤬🍸

Given that the right to due process is in both the 5th and 14th Amends, Rep. Spartz would appear to be in violation of her oath: “I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States… that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same” 🍸

Um… no. 🧐😡🍸

The call is coming from inside the house. 🍸

For a living President, he does pretty well.

No, he did not. I, on the other hand, actually won the Presidency four times. And I’d be more than happy to sit for an interview with Miss Parker or Mr Scherer. 🍸

Speaking for dead people everywhere… he can go pound sand. 🍸

Wait, I could have just declared that Walter Lippmann or Charles Coughlin were illegal... No, I actually I couldn't; because I was President of an actual democracy. 🍸

Is 143 too old; and is a pulse a requirement? Asking for a friend. 🧐 🍸

No… no… no. He does not get to use that quote. The man who lives in fear, perpetuates fear, uses fear to ensconce himself in power does not get to claim the words I used to try and inspire hope. 🍸

Our civil servants are the backbone our great nation. Their service, diligence, & patriotism carries across administrations and keeps the chaos at bay. They deserve better treatment than this. You know who "doesn't work at all?" Some poltroon who thinks signing his name with a crayon is work. 🍸

More people need to be saying this, frankly. 🍸

Was Lindbergh in the backseat? Because this really feels like his kind of thing. Y’know, supporting fascists. 🍸

Doesn’t sound like the 1920s… nope, not at all 😬 🍸

As he says, “Like, what the hell, man?” 🍸

I’d like to take this moment refer to Executive Order 8802. 🍸

“Office of Ship Building”??? He’s doing Hoover, right down the line. 🙄 There are not enough🍸🍸🍸 in the afterlife to navigate this knucklehead’s imbicility.

The President won't be watching the SOTU. Mr. Johnson said that he's already seen this movie, and it had better cinematography when Lennie Riefenstahl shot the original. -OS

Just remember, I supported the 21st Amendment so you can legally drink your way through them many economic crisis. 🍸🍺🍷🥃 for the People!

Even Hoover wouldn't have intentionally steed into this... 🍸

Paging Senator Smoot and Representative Hawley... 🍸

A tip o' the 🎩 to @kevinmkruse.bsky.social 🍸

Raise one for Frances Perkins. A true force of nature a two American. 🍸

Really 😒 You’re knowingly going to break the foundation of anti-poverty program that has been working effectively for nearly a century. Bring back Arthur Altmeyer, you inept poltroons! 🍸

Is there a war on? Because last time the government encouraged people to grow food in their backyard there was a war on. I know, I was there… both times. 🍸

Yes. Unequivocally, yes. 🍸

Excellent thread 🍸