COMPETITION TIME! You could win the first 4 prints from my monthly Snail Meow Print Club. (Plus cat bung hole sticker) RT + follow to enter — winner picked Thursday at 2pm. Or just join the club here: less than a tenner with FREE worldwide postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...

Getting on to the train / tube before allowing people to get off.

Writer for hire! I’m available to help polish up scripts (Edinburgh on the horizon); Make your wedding speech amazing or consult on a writing project you’re working on. 30 years experience working in the telly, radio, journalism, advertising - my website www.mathew-owen.co.uk Please share! 👍👍

We really are getting this all wrong. To be fair, we're doing well to reach seventh. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

Lyme Regis on a February evening, after the skies have cleared. #lymeregis #sunset

Well, it's reached the time for me to get to bed, so that I can complain about the midnight fireworks just as I'm dozing off. Happy new year all.

Spurs play today

Good to see Harry Kane in the mix.

Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)

Of particular interest to Annie Moore.

I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.

Anyone remember the German word for turning on the TV when England are batting and it’s adverts and you think Oh God Someone’s Out but then you realise it’s just a drinks break?

Just seen Squeeze at the Astor community theatre in Deal. Audience of only 300. Bloody marvellous! Well worth the trip.#Squeeze

COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm. My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20

Radiohead at the O2 tonight. No words, so I'll use their own.

WIN a set of #Christmas cards Repost and follow me to enter I’ll pick a winner at 9pm tonight (Friday 7 Nov) gailmyerscough.co.uk

Sad to see Gilson Lavis leave us today. Used to love seeing him thump those drums for Squeeze.

Dug up the last of this year's carrots. Wife and daughter got to them.

I refuse to raise the lid of my toilet as it contains journalistic material.

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

@divinecomedyhq.bsky.social at the Barbican tonight. Beautiful.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.

Any player feigning injury should receive a Chinese burn from the fourth official.

Just been greeted at the Lyme Regis Brewery again by this good boy, Teddy Knight the cockatoo. My favourite avian bartender.Lyme Regis Brewery

Back in my favourite place. #lymeregisbrewery

In the "Quiet Zone" on a South Western train. I shudder to think what sort of noise the four people at the table next to me make under normal circumstances. #VictorMeldrew.

'Enjoying" another England game at Lord's.

COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons. Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks) If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm My shop www.infinitebacon.com GOOD LUCK!

The fucking Times. Sieved. Illegitimate. Is this supposed to be who we are now? Because this can entirely fuck off back to 1939.

Charles Dickens Dahl's chickens

Early publicity shot from David Crosby.

I've found my new look.

Flower drawing in progress. Im not that fast, it’s a timelapse.

Meanwhile, in local nominative determinism news -

I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.

This is joyous!

This is the most ridiculous way to waste five minutes. Can recommend.

Watching The Sting for the umpteenth time. Never tire of it.

This magnificent beast was taking a ride on the Victoria line this afternoon - and saw this Harris Hawk!

A side project of the band from Bod.

Have you ever met an Elkie @mooseallain.bsky.social ?

@gailmyerscough.co.uk Have you considered doing a design involving the National Theatre in London, one of my regular haunts? A brutalist icon that would fit will with your work - I would love to see it on a shirt!

Lords today. Bloody hot but enjoying the cricket.

This is giving me a headache! No matter how many times I try to follow the lines of the legs, I lose them. Wonderfully frustrating.

Graph of British Rivers

COMPETITION TIME! I can’t sell this Japanese inspired Vader print (it has faint scratches). If you’d like to win it please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Fri 4th 1pm. You can find more of my prints, tees and mugs here www.infinitebacon.com Thank you and good luck!