I remade Big bill hell's car commercial as an invitation to my birthday party lol

This certified hwite woman left her phone at my place now i'm gonna surprise her and pull up to her graveyard shift to give it back

GF gave me a dragon Fleshlight for my bday dunno how to feel about this but I will humbly accept this gift

Convincing the gf to do tricks on it cuz i'm goofy

This outfit made like 3 niggas who were 10000% straight when I knew them in highschool shoot their shots I still find that fucking crazy

I love bein a turtle

I would assume these also came from last night, didn't take a picture of em but I found em after goin through the booklet lol

Drawing drunk is fuckin crazy I don't remember doin this last night but drunk me is pretty good with the pencil

Saw a Instagram Reel and it proposed an actually interesting fight Kim Possible vs 03 Titans Robin Who y'all got? I think Kim can take him

I friggin love my gf

buttface bit me when I tried to grab the blanket

When im in a fucking goated competiton and my opponent carries the indomitable human spirit even in the wake of imperial, galactic domination

yea I ain’t got a caption for this just kinda felt like fucking my shit up I guess

also this is probably the only update y’all are gonna get for this for awhile but we have a new logo now! and yes, it’s a wrestling reference

I think we both started our quitting journey at the same time And yea I feel great too!

ah yall talm bout deadlock the game not the podcast, heard

NDA’s fucking suck when you’re working on some shit that you’re excited about

Roommates forced me to wear the maid outfit while cooking lunch lol so here's this I guess

Now can anyone tell me any good fucking back stretching routines Being in a car for 12 hours out of your day for 90 days straight can really fuck with your posture

Gotta do 1 last 2 hour drive this morning and i'll pretty much be able to take my first real break day since I've moved into the new house 3 months ago Being an adult fucking ROCKS

I think it was a week ago I threw out an EmpLemon YTP reference, I clarified who I was referencing and my nigga was genuienly confused to find out that EmpLem used to do YouTube Poops Nigga you're my age??? There's no way you didn't watch that nigga until he did the content shift

Bitch I need mouth, I need head, I need KIRK Doin all talkin put that mouth TO WORK. I need FELLATIO I'm Blazin Hoe And If you hatin hoe you can SUCK IT

Love this computer It was a free Computer Why would I ever be ungrateful for a free gaming PC But god does it make me wanna smash my head in when it can run Cyberpunk 2077 on goddamn super mode and my fucking emulators are hanging on for dear life

@notweav.bsky.social youtu.be/S18Hm1q0srE Cept the very first watch every time i've watched speed racer I watch this version of the climax to the final race where the music is replaced with "The Top" I used to have an unofficial edit of the whole movie with this part edited in but yea this is peak

As a man who saw it when it came out and has put multiple people onto it I am glad to see another has witnessed it's greatness

yo the speed racer movie good as hell

Oh Thats the company who made my favorite game of all time advocating AI usage This fucking sucks

Can I buzzer beater a video essay before the year ends The world may never know lmao

Goddamn left knee is swelling up again Probably gonna need another steroid shot Hate my chud old man body lol

Bro ever since I got this fucking PC tower I felt like I'm a goddamn superhacker, I've been doin nothin but pirating and emulating shit I got my entire childhood gamecube collection on dolphin with modded textures and all the other works Shits just fun to do lol

2026 is a new year

Completely unrelated to the OG post but mannn I know this is me arguing something extremely specific but too many niggas use "X wouldn't do y!" And it's two completely seperate versions of the character (Example in part 2 of post)

FUCK A CHRISTMAS GIFT THE INDIANS AND CHINESE NIGGAS MADE ME 500$ TODAY (it's all going into rent) BUT AYEEEEEE

Shoutout to the indian niggas of memphis 30 dollar tip on a 5 minute door dash 50 dollar tip on a 2 item order All from the same mom n pop indian grill

You got the "make it now make it better later" and the "Show the complete product" in me throwing hands Sappy

Da polah expresd

I think i'm having a fucking stroke bro I deadass uninstalled insta cuz of this shit The video doesn't draw attention to it at all but I KNOW that that's not her fucking face it can't be

Merry Christmas!! @swanpyart.bsky.social @haleyjeantho.bsky.social @fumbostumbo.bsky.social @aegisofworms.bsky.social @redborrow.bsky.social @pastaanddrakes.bsky.social @pengogo.bsky.social @mrtheninja.bsky.social @mrfifi.bsky.social @candough.bsky.social idk who else has a bluesky 🥹

OW- PLEASE- AGH-

Haven't celebrated Christmas in like 4 years, Still a scrooge tbh but I got a tree for the first time in awhile Thats all I got Merry Christmas, I'm takin it down the 26th lol

I've been enjoying screaming alot more recently

Big Iron Company all together

somebody wake me from this nightmare i can't control myself

@wizdigenous.bsky.social WELL WELL WELL

Warmup doodle- sundress #oc #illustration

I love bein a turtle

"Here you go your majesty."