Good Morning, Angels. Just another week until I’m off new titty probation. I misplaced my older cat’s medication last week, set it down somewhere and couldn’t find it (ADD), and had to order a replacement. The replacement arrived yesterday and while dosing my cat I found the missing meds.

You know why I want the PPT version of bottom surgery? Mostly, because I want as little of my dick used as possible. I don't just want a neovagina, I want my dick gone. And it looks like I can actually get it in MN now.

Big fake tits not only look good, but they utilitarian. They can be used as a shelf!

Good Morning, Angels. I've officially had my breast implants for a month. I can sleep on my side again with only a bit of tenderness, but usually wake up on my back. My nipples are regaining sensitivity and function and I can get them repierced next week. I also need to measure myself, but misplaced

Good Morning, Angels. I'm wearing my favorite non dress outfit, but have to wear my office sweater to survive in the air conditioning. And wow my tits are majestic!

I love having breast implants. Not just having bigger tits, but I love the fact that that I had a surgeon cut me open and install silicone filled balloons in my chest. I love knowing that I chose to take that step in my transition, and embrace something in myself that was there all along.

Good Morning, Angels. Just go with it. I got hyper focused on work and forgot to check in this morning. The tape under my left tit came off this morning, the incision is normal. But I can't really scrub my breasts yet. Fucking bullshit.

I took a few pictures of my right BA scar for the nurses at OmniCosmetics to make sure it’s okay to leave untaped, and I can’t believe those pictures were of my body! The look of shock and euphoria on my face in one of the pictures is rather goody out of context. Wide-eyed astonishment. Bliss.

Another boob job update, the tape came off the incision under my right breast. No redness, not much sensitivity, just some tightness. I have to send a picture to the nurses at the clinic to make sure it’s normal, but I can probably peel off the tape under the left.

Good Morning, Angels. Right now there are few things better than reaching into my work sweater to scratch an itch on my chest, only to find two big fake tits. They’ve regained so much sensitivity that it’s a bit of a shock every time.

I can't wait into my new tits are off probation and I can start experimenting with new bras and going braless. And most of all, sleep naked.

I’m capping off the work week with a migraine. I only get them every other month now, and I keep forgetting what they feel like.

Good Morning, Angels. The way my breast implants are settling is so incredible. When I take off my compression bra they start looking rather uncanny, but I’m a few minutes they look like boobs. And by the end of my shower or applying lotion, they look even better. It’s hard to explain.

Right before my boob job, one of my friends pointed out something that I never noticed that explained why I was so shocked and hurt by the election results: I've never actually interacted with "average Americans". I was an honors/TAG/AP student for most of grade school, I went to college

I’m tempted to start adding “THREE (3) MIRRORED PARTS” to some of my engineering prints.

Good Morning, Angels. I cupped my tits and almost came in the bathroom this morning. I think they’re healing well.

Is it possible for dreams to repeat after over 20 years? I just woke up out of a dream that had the feel of a mid 90s live action kid’s show made for Gen-Xers after school. Think Power Rangers crossed with “Ghostwriter”. The dream felt so familiar, like I found it on Netflix after almost forgetting

In my latest act of nihilistic violent extremism, I bought a jewelry box that mounts on my bathroom mirror. Now I can keep my shinies in somewhere predictable.

I expected it to hurt more. Tylenol isn't just good for causing autism.

New transition milestone unlocked: I was told by a lovely older man not to use the men's room. So it's my first time using the lady's room unaccompanied.

Oh how do you start an F-16? (The questions real, I stole an F-16!)

I’m restarting bottom surgery prep electrolysis at 4 pm; my electrolygist has been off for bottom surgery recovery since April. I wonder if she’ll notice anything different about me, I think I lost some weight.

Good Morning, Angels. I’m watching the “I have had it” podcast, and it’s giving me a minor existential crisis. It’s like the hosts are a look into my future. I’m transitioning into an early middle aged white woman. 😆😆😆 kill me.

I super excited to restart electrolysis on my nether regions tomorrow!

What is the correct managementese for "HR fucked up with this one and there is no scenario in which this doesn't cost the company a shit load more money"?

I can feel my estrogen level rebounding from my period over the weekend, and I feel goood.

Do i want to be "doll" or a "sex toy"? Can you even present as "sex toy" in polite society? Do I even know how to do either? Probably just work towards more and more feminine presentation and see where it leads. Wait, is Android reading my mind?

Couldn't they have chosen a martyr who didn't have such a huge head and tiny face?

Why can't American conservatives accept that autism is genetic and not the worst thing in the world?

Teaching elderly coworkers how I do my job was not in the job description. Honestly I think it should get 10% extra for it.

I’m going to get a tube top with the phrase “I just work here; I’m not in charge.” It’s becoming my most commonly used phrase at work.

I have silicone breast implants in my body! This is like the greatest thing I’ve ever done! Most of my tops and dresses still fit, and I fill them out perfectly. And you know what, they make my body’s proportions make sense. My body has never made so much sense.

Good Morning, Angels. If the Rapture happens tomorrow, do I get the day off? I spent the weekend sleeping and lounging around my apartment in my underwear. That’s a great way to recover from a rough work week and your period.

My new tits make me feel shorter. My height dysphoria isn't as bad. I'll figure out the math on why later.

Whatever they put in Midol is great. I went from cramping to sleepy and horny in like 20 minutes.

Is it true that getting breast implants increases a woman's libido? Because I'm sitting here in period mode trying to focus on BG3, and the idea of giving anyone with a dick a tittyfuck so that my new tits get covered in cum will not leave my brain.

Doctors: Trans women can't get periods. My body every 4th week: Hold my beer.

You wanna know what it feels like to have dense silicone breast implants when you've wanted them for most of your life? Bliss.

Trans people commit less violent crime than any other demographic.

Good Morning, Angels. I work in an office with a lot of rapidly aging people, and a lot of them have trouble going up the stairs. So I’m going to suggest we install a stairlift.

I’m hoping to have fled the country by then, but if I haven’t renounced my citizenship I’ll have to vote for the lesser evil for the protection of trans Americans who haven’t gotten out yet.

Oh god, what have I done, I'm a fake titty girl I got what what I want, Oh no no!

I can stop wearing a compression bra on October 14th, though to tell you the truth i actually like the style i have. Maybe it's the autism, but I like the pressure. I think I'll get my nipples repierced on the 15th. I also have less than a month to figure out my new size and find new bras.

I just took off my compression bra off in from of my bedroom mirror for the first time, and different lighting than my bathroom. My new tits looked amazing, and the chorus of "Pink Pony Club" started playing in my head but like if it was sung in a happy tone. Oh god, what have I done...

Quote a line from a Song. God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the

Good Morning, Angels. I have a bit of breast pain today, but I can’t tell if it’s BA or period related. I love how solid and dense and big they are, bigger than my hands! I think I made the right decision jumping straight to “make them as big as possible, Dr. B”. Dream come true.

In Warhammer 40K, the reason the Necrontyr couldn’t evolve to adapt to their star’s high radiation output is they didn’t need to in order to reproduce. Evolution doesn’t give a shot about you after you have kids. It’s the same reason humans experience male pattern baldness and menopause. As long as

Much better. Pain that actually means something.

I'm getting my second set of piercings redone. On having a shit couple of days so I might as well get holes punched in my head.

It’s weird how freshly implanted boobs don’t breast along, but become more boobily over time. My tits as breasting more boobily every day.