Ladies and gentlemen. We are back online.

● Idk how to get my Resident Evil groove back– I just haven't been feeling the team

● We ran it back for fun. AND THIS BACKSTABBING PIECE OF SHIT

● BEST ONE EVER!!!! /J

● Back in business. Say blep or apricot in my DMs if still interested just so I know who to message.

Watching Chris punch that boulder feel like 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A!

#seductivesunday Like what you see?

● I'll be available to roleplay after Monday, sorry for not telling until now.

“Quite the pretty little thing…are you sure it was wise to fall in my nest? I’ve been known to take my time with new toys~”

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! I SHIT YOU NOT IT FUCKING ROCKS!!!!

● about to watch Supa Guy

Not that I'm worried or anything but does anyone have any cures leftover?

● TIME FOR PEAK, MILLA JOVOVICH AS LIVE-ACTION RAVEN!!!!!

"Come on Raven, it's fun! Pick a costume."

"Hopefully you're more dressed than I."

"They aren't that cracked up to be."

The costumes are VERY necessary, stranger! Now happy shootin' and get some prizes!

"Oh lighten up Donelly, it's a slow day and Ashley got that video stuck in my head."

It must be February cause Valentine is here. Master of unlocking, kicking it in high gear. I'm the best sandwich. I'll giggity Lois and then make Umbrella my bitch!

● Now that the movie is over, any final thoughts?

● I can see why this is your favorite out of all of them

● HERE WE GOOOOO!!!!

#SeductiveSunday “Like something you see?…fucking pervert.”

#seductivesunday "Wanna join me in the court?"

● "Man. If only I knew somebody who LOVES the resident evil movies so much that they'll watch the entire franchise with me."

"Stop by the Stars' basement, I have a shooting gallery and a top-notch shop. Test your gear and maybe win prizes. Good day, stranger!" She took her calm leave. Though she wasn't without fear, as once out of sight she bolted.

"If it's me you want to kill easier, might I interest you in a fighting knife? Straight from Spain. Used by a great soldier and even defeated its holder. He relied on something that wasn't the knife." She shows him a shiny, sharp knife of good quality. "You won't find another like this one."

"And I prefer you live, stranger. So buy something already. Your money won't do any good dead." "Take a look, stranger, and see what you like. I have good paint, weapons, and charms."

"I wasn't even in either of them."

● Don't lie, you loved the movie!

● Smoking SAVES lives!

● Well there goes the Frank-West wannabe. Didn't cover wars, couldn't cover Raccoon City!

● Oh my– They didn't. They did not add a black comedic relief character. In my Resident Evil film. Also how was that not Claire Redfield! She owns a bike and everything!!!

● They killed off the Code Veronica girl. Damn! You know she ain't gonna be in Resident Evil 3!

● Movie 2 time baby!!! I'll update this thread for movies. Also I'm thinking about adding the film characters but that would also mean downloading a fuck ton of real life celebrity photos. Someone talk me down before we see Milla Jovovich as a Stars member—

● I'm learning editing so shhhh don't be mean

She's only following your orders

". . . Shit." She had presidential stuff in there.

"Raven, Help. Me with my luggage!"

Women want her, Men want her, Los Illumanados want her, Literally everyone wants her and I don't know why.

● Fuck it, I'll get myself a drink too. We do it when we get to the Mad Max Apocalypse one. I hear THAT resident evil gets nutty.

● That's so we can pace ourselves and reflect on the films we saw. Plus there's like, five or ten if we include the CG films and Raccoon City. Idk if it's just that Saga or everything related but yeah, one a day!

● Well she died. But that was the first movie! Only one Licker, plenty of deaths, and quote wacky. Overall, not so bad. That Nemesis name drop teasing like an avengers character though.

● She can't die! She has a million Fast and Furious films to partake in!!!

● SHE GOT THE RE4 MERCENARIES WESKER KUNG FU MOVES! also they fucking signed their shell casings?!

● JD NOOOO! MY MAN GOT FUCKED IN THAT ELEVATOR!

● That laser hallway was fucked! Buddy jumped and everything!

● Ain't nobody got time to play every game so I'm gonna watch every RE MOVIE! That will go so well and be a good way to soak in RE knowledge!!!

Oh, that's why you always go last on the ladder?