The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

“Definitive Edition” is just the modern day “New” à la “New Super Mario Bros” Eventually both monikers contradict themselves

Bad Bunny was the only one who could save us from this AI slopfest of Super Bowl commercials

ICE = ISB

I think the only thing that will defeat the Dodgers is a new Mario baseball game

Bo Bichette the Met

All my homies hate the Dodgers

Not a fan of the Facebook-esque posts of bold faced font on a solid background with sensational messages making their way onto bsky

While the world waits in line for a Switch 2 pre-order us NYers wait ON line

Man I love me some N64 jank. Clipping through walls? Oh baby Aiming a projectile with one analog stick? Gimme MORE. Getting stun locked by the gruntiest of grunt enemies?? Inject it into my VEINS

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Has anyone willingly opened one of those new Snapchat ads

The ceaseless battle between playing a game from my backlog or diving back into Stardew Valley

January really is a bottom of the barrel month. February isn’t much better. The meta needs a shake up. July and August too OP

But will I be able to order a Yoshi Burger™️ at Super Nintendo World in Universal Studios

Hoping those pins in the rails of the Switch 2 joy cons don’t become the new drift

“Tonight you will be visited by three spirits” The Three Spirits:

On Tw*tter, birds Tweeted On Blue Sky, butterflies *mad libs style fill in the blank*

If you’re making a Christmas movie, I kindly ask that you use a lens that makes your Christmas lights glow like in Home Alone

Marvel Rivals has me more excited for the Marvel brand than any film or show in the last 5 years

I’m going to be an old man watching Soto pimp homers #LFGM

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is just so good

John Rhys-Davies voiced Manray??!

What’s Biden’s plan to keep entire sections of Christmas string lights from burning out

That first ep of Skeleton Crew filled me with more childlike wonder than any film or tv in the past decade Seeing a world through the eyes of a child does more for me than any cutting edge cgi

Pokemon Scarlet/Violet were the first mainline games I ever skipped. I’m getting the itch to jump in 2 years later. What is it about this series that pretty consistently disappoints that keeps pulling me back in

Lets try one of these mooty calls before I go to bed 🐋 Gaming 🐋 Star Wars 🐋 Lord of the Rings 🐋 Zelda 🐋 Baseball 🐋 LGM 🐋 Pokemon 🐋 Nintendo 🐋 PlayStation 🐋 Dragon Quest 🐋 Apple 🐋 Ballet 🐋 Musical Theatre 🐋 Dead & Co 🐋 Duolingo 🐋 you know what never mind 🐋 dont want to summon the owl #promosky

Say what you will about the Polar Express as a film, but Alan Silvestri’s score absolutely shreds.

My pie in the sky dream for Switch 2: The return of Streetpass

Shower thoughts: if more and more people like me wait to buy games (optimization patches, added content, quality of life improvements, sales, etc) how does a company measure a game’s success out of the gate?