I’m just a girl. Standing in front of her cutlery drawer. Asking why all of the forks are so big??

Gwyneth Paltrow is my Roman Empire.

Check out these tits I drew!

Rlly gotta stop designating Sunday as my night for deep discussions with my so about my declining mental health and the impending doom that is coming for us all

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Cant believe my therapist thinks I have anxiety when actually I’m just a Capricorn rising with a narcissist mother.