Opened Grindr at the Bucee’s in Tennessee and saw no less than 4 people 0 feet from my location.

They don’t tell you that when you’ve been on E for six months seatbelts are just a humiliation machine, huh? This car is treating my sensitive budding breasts like it’s my husband who just died in the war’s brother who’s been in love with me and waiting for his chance since we were in middle school

Today in “Things I saw on a Urinal that if someone called me I’d probably get a boner” 😔

Five minute diagram.

“You add your Oomfs on Discord??” I let my Oomfs fuck me in the ass.

The Miis from Tomodachi life climbed out of my Switch 2 last night. They robbed a bank at gunpoint and crashed their car into a local community collage campus. Three bystanders were killed. Pomni Mii was shot to death by the police. Thoughts and prayers for the families effected, I am so sorry.

You know what, fuck you *Teaches your hypnotized drone army how to unionize*

Girls love me because I’m Free-useslop.

Sorry can’t go to the beach. Yea, the Ocean Madness turns me gay. Yea like Robber Eggers The Lighthouse. Yea.

She’s got techniques you’ve never even heard of before.

It’s actually such unfair bullshit that there are people with the last name Wolfhart. Your name is WOLF HEART, the coolest thing I can fucking imagine and everyone else has to walk around with the last names Brown and Smith and Hernandez and Wilson??? If you’re a Wolfhart merry me IMMEDIATELY.

Doodling and Jax came out??

When you learn your demonology from the internet instead of invoking the ancient texts from tomes bound in human flesh can you really call yourself a fan?

The ladies love me. I’m like if Peter Griffin was white.

Did you know when you have a bad week you can be really cringe about it for free?

Pokopia Gameplay: “Hey, I got you this Berry because you’re ’Berry’ sweet!” 🍓 Pokopia Lore: youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?...

Problematic taste in cartoons gap

The reason Leon always loses his Coat after the first act of the games is that I ampicking it up off the ground and taking it home to sniff sniff sniff sdniffhd s

Was streaming some bullshit and the symbol to show the video was buffering played like this. You gotta warn an ol’ girl first. 😵‍💫

No way Grace Ashcroft doesn’t vape.

The algorithm really does have me pegged because my entire timeline is “Yoko Taro is directing the new Evangelion with music by Keiichi Okabe” and variations of the Bakushin armpit Gif and if I’m being honest, yea those ARE the only two things I give a fuck about rn.

Romance of the Three Kingdoms Charlie Kirk be like: “Counting or not counting Yellow Turban violence?”

Bouncing on it “crazy style” is just bouncing on it normally for a twisted fucking freak like myself.

N-Northernlion-Sama….

Kobayakawa I'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro that's disrespectful as shit bruh.

Would tbh.

Get you a NEET that does it like me tbh 😤

Very nice of Nintendo to relive their massive past mistakes and even make a physical peripheral that no one will buy just so that I specifically have more opportunities to gush about Virtual Boy Wario Land.

Busted my ass all day but it was worth it, pork roast is maybe my favorite 😵‍💫

Happy birthday WarioLand 4! If you’ve got that switch online thing or you have access to like, an emulator, DON’T SLEEP ON WARIO LAND 4. Load that sweet baby up and let the sights and sounds of the MOTHERFUCKING GAME BOY ADVANCE carry you away to one of the best games ever made.

Weapons kicked ass, go watch Weapons.

Girl put those bongos away

I’m going to be remembering games that I should have put here all year.

Jerma’s MR2 Invitational is so fucking good. Everyone alive should be playing Monster Rancher 2.

Every time I get new earbuds I have to switch the rubber pieces out for bigger ones because I’ve got such slutty, gaping, portentous and vacuous ear-holes. 😔 I sure hope no one holds me down and sticks their tongue in them.

Polyamorous Twin Fantasy

Ohhhhh you wanna play Horsies with me, you wanna play horsies with me so bad, ohhhhhh~ You want to add me and let me use your cards, ohhhh~

Had to draw UmaMusume Baph. Baph Musume. The first horse to ever smoke a cigarette and get kicked out of horse school.

If I was an UmaMusume there would be an extra stat for me only right next to Wit that’s just labeled “Butthole Strength”

It’s a serous videogame folks.

Me when I see a pussy

Death Stranding 2 is a fantastic Boston police officer vs Metal Slide simulator.

Backpack customization was a good idea

It’s so funny to me that Norman Reedus is like, a sex symbol for everyone’s conservative mom because every time I look at him all I can see is a butch lesbian. She should be a sex symbol for ME.

More like How to Drain your Dragon. Of all of Their Semen. Into My Mouth. Please.

Dreamt I was hanging out with Magical girls and they took me to meet their cool witch mom who said “Ew, no daughters of mine are hanging out with a filthy MAN” She zapped me with a spell that TF’d me into an anime girl. I saw myself in a mirror I got so filled with euphoria that I woke up instantly.

Fuck it, WIP

BIRTHDAY GIRL. I am officially 30 which makes me old and decrepit. Can a dusty skeleton like me still serve cunt? Can an ancient, half dead, wrinkly old crone still jerk it to furry porn every day and not get a job? LETS FIND OUT FOLKS.