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Today in watersports

How your email finds me

When I was as 12, a new kid moved in down the street. We quickly became besties. Later we were co-captains of our h.s. water polo team. Eventually college roomies. 1 week from tomorrow, he arrives for the Big Gay Bachelor Party Camp Out & to (obviously) be my Best Man. So many feels…

Jon Ossoff is hella fuckable

"Dad, what does 'butt stuff' mean?"

Conner & Tim go clubbing

Going for a hike

Good morning!

Making waffles for the cutest gingerboi on the planet, then we're off to the pride parade & festival. Maybe I'll wear my "Butt Pirate" t-shirt.

73 confirmations! 3 food trucks! Rings out for engraving! Our suits are here! Mom's dress is fabulous! Leis ordered! Now we wait...

Best way to kick of Pride Weekend!

Watersports

Here in Seattle, even the World Cup is gay this weekend.

Boss Lady wanted to talk to me ’first thing’ today. Hard to not worry ‘bout that! Turns out she was offering a Very Nice Promotion, including new office that even has a window. Sold!

Indeed.

How much whiskey is too much whiskey to take on a 3-night bachelor’s party camp out?

Help me, Obi Wan. You're my only hope.

The perfect Father's Day gift

It's Summer Solstice & Father's Day! Happy times to those who celebrate.

How to Corrupt a Mormon Boy: Two weekends ago - brought Gingerboi's younger brother to The Big City. Last weekend - fed him edibles for the first time. Tomorrow - off to a Very Witchy Solstice Celebration. Next weekend - taking him to one of the biggest Pride festivals in North America.

Happy Bat-Pride, citizens

ADHD meds have *obviously* warns off. Gingerboi isn't home yet. I'm online... 😈

Today's Dick Pic

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

One month to "I do"

Gingerboi's younger brother, who's staying with us for the summer, is currently making dinner. I could get used to this.

Yesterday's graduation festivities went *exactly* as expected

I may be biased, but my fiancé is fukn amazing... At 17, he figured out how to go to the University of Washington with no help at all from family. 👨‍🎓 Now 4 years later, he's graduating with highest honors & a scholarship to law school! 🎉 Congratulations, you brilliant brave beautiful guy. I❤️U4ever.

I've had this dream...

Definitely sexy, Robin.

The reason for the season

When celebrating Pride, remember the transwomen and drag queens who made it happen, like Marsha P. Johnson--who reportedly threw the shot glass leading to the Stonewall Riot. She knew how to make good trouble.

A few years ago, I told a friend I'd only settle down if Horndog Colby, Nerdy Colby & Sensitive Colby could all agree on the same guy. I didn't think that was likely... Then a Very Special Gingerboi came along & here we are, counting down to The Big Day...

Please-please-please don't suck.

We're getting married on the edge of a temperate rainforest. The ceremony's gonna feature a handfasting ceremony. We have a Wiccan officiant. Yet it wasn't until today that Grandma asked, "Is Colby a witch?"

Phrase of the day: Fuck Monkey

JD Vance always looks like he's one rough shit away from death.

Moms are super.

Wedding plans are locked! • 7/11 to 7/14 - Combined bachelors parties: 3-day camp out (in North Cascades National Park). • 7/17 - The Rehearsal. • 7/18 - The Day (at my parents' retirement property on the edge of Olympic National Park). • 7/19 to 7/22 - Honeymoon (at Glacier National Park).

Okay... I'm done now...

Mr. Grayson and I wish you a happy May 4th.

For those who celebrate...