imagine thinking the person you dated for 3+ years actually loved you and they managed to fumble it so fucking bad that it genuinely gave you a revelation of how much better i deserve and opened up my eyes to a whole plethora of positive feelings

good fucking riddance

btw when you continue to talk to a minor who lied about their age and you have previously engaged in erp/kink related things with them, and proceed to conveniently post nsfw art with them involved the instant they turn 18 that is really weird and predatory behavior hope this helps!

judge: and what may say you in your defense me, very quietly: yo mama.......

had to piss really badly earlier but my foot was asleep and did something i called "the piss panic dance" because i was just sitting in my chair bouncing frantically if i didnt wait for my foot to wake up i probably wouldve fallen over and pissed myself instantly

my chungus life is no longer stupid or fucked bless my delightful chungus life

accidentally kinda farted loud as fuck on a wooden chair on my lunch break earlier and i think we should be allowed to self destruct

genuinely didnt know that being nonbinary and working at starbucks is a universal agender/nonbinary stereotype and genuinely felt like i was in an episode of the twilight zone when a customer joked to me about it once

nobody knows im the sage 2019 pizza tower demo scream 7 guy

so freaking epic how bsky hasnt seen me interact with a single fetish post but yet its like "hey wouldnt be awesome if we just showed you random unsolicited diaper fur art" dawg im just tryna eat my slim jim </3

if society were awesome i would be allowed to rip out the jugular of people who activate the autism neuron that makes me violent (they made a sound i didnt like)

hello! i'm looking for new friends! please interact with you're interested and/or share the same interests as i do! (listed below) i'm deimos, but i also go by thorne! i'm agender (they/it) and 25 i'm also plural, therian and kin, and i have autism + adhd!