My toaster build died, but that has merely sped up the transfer of stuff to my half-complete proxmox cluster!

Pronouncing the 'gn' in eggnog like the 'gn' in 'lasagna'.

"Polyphasic sleep" doesn't sound as cool as "micro-dozing".

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

What if minesweeper were a dungeoncrawling roguelike? Made with @godotengine.org #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

It wasn't an extinction event. It was a velocirapture.

My NAS is finally reporting bad sectors on one of its 6 y/o drives. Got some good use out of it I think!

Dropout website is being CRUSHED under the HEFTY WEIGHT OF TRAFFIC.

eSports Magazine called "Skill Issues"

Yamazon. A tuber-centric delivery service.

"Bar" where you order flights of scented candles

Got a Switch 2 just before midnight last night. A lady didn't *not* threaten everyone in the line around 10:40 with vehicular homicide, tell everyone to line up for church like we line up for blasphemous plastic, and screech at the approaching security guard before driving off.

The Cosmological Constant isn't.

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At the current rate, JD Vance will be rebuked by 4 different popes by the end of the year.

If we've ever been on a phone all of any kind and I do a weird pause before I say "bye", it's because I'm stuffing down the reflexive "Okay, sige, goodbye" or "Okay. Love you. Bye!" that were both ingrained into me from phone calls with family as a child.

I don't like how being a little more active for one day a week (climbing gym) means I'm more hungry for the whole week. :|

You can't be neutral on a milk hotel.

T-Rex with rocket booster backpack and zappy lightning arms/tail! The Sturm Tyrann! #zoids #modelbuilding

Is there a way to vent my computer's hot air out of my place without making my neighbors think I have a grow operation?

Birb-on. Bird-themed whiskey company.

Twoface, but to capture the TTRPG zeitgeist he's 20face and rolls a D20 now.

Working on that sleeper build. Gonna take a nap.

You're lucky we have duct tape these days. The Romans had to use aqueduct tape, which had a lot more lead in it.

Does anyone else who does leatherworking just like, take a few seconds to smell the leather when taking it out or putting it away?

It's a good book! I put a lot of tabs in it 2.5 years ago. I don't remember what they indicate other than "I liked this part" with some vague color-coordinated system, but I should go look at them again.

I wish climbing gyms didn't make my arms so veiny

Four digits! Honestly those last games were easier than the rest. I might have caught a few folks falling from 1200.

PROGRESS. I'm in the 75th percentile of @chess.com Blitz which honestly doesn't mean that I'm good so much as it means everyone is terrible

Messed up how the "tth" in "heartthrob", "Matthew" and "butthole" all make different sounds.

Repair your stuff!

Some folks need to understand that wishes and threats are different things. "I hope you stub your toe" is not the same as "I will stub your toe." And, unfortunately, receiving either from somebody doesn't automatically win you an argument with completely different people.

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... I thought this was a southpark joke what

FOUR. GREAT. MOVES. IN A ROW. I still don't fully understand what makes it 'great' vs 'best'. Is it that there's like, only one great move?

Neutral Pilk Hotel

Another reason to miss mass adoption of physical media: New Monster Rancher games

Dramatically stated cold take: Harm reduction is more important than moral purity.

You can have your cake and eat it too if you're flexible and gross.

I think what I really need is a humidifier that just hooks up to the water mains. Refilling multiple humidifiers several times a day is a pain.

I honestly think people on social media shouldn't engage in disagreements unless they have some evidence (first or secondhand) that they're an actual person.

Sure the world is going crazy but look I got two brilliant moves in a row. I'm still bad and low elo tho

HaHAH! I wasn't *actually* low on disc space on my old VPS, the version of Nextcloud I was on just had a bug that was filling the log file with gigabytes of data per day. Welp.

Almost got a Dugtrio a la carte

Note to self to make migrating docker-compose easier: 1) Map volumes to subdirectories, not Docker's automatically placed stuff (everything in one folder woo) 2) Name versions explicitly. Don't use the 'latest'! By the time you migrate, they'll have broken backwards compatibility with your stuff.

I like how @chess.com likes to gas up my triple-digit blitz elo plays

Quick somebody tell me how well my final (?) video on TikTok is doing

This patch singlehandedly kickstarted my business 🩵💞

Does Accountancy count as STEM?

Hot take: It's really funny seeing RWBY fans accuse Hellaverse of having samey character designs.

How many of these rando follows are actual people who follow and don't interact because they're hoping you'll follow back (and interact), and how many of them are bots.