#POV: you're packing for the sunny #beach ⛱️ winter #getaway and none of your summer shirts fit anymore because you've been poledancing and working out 3-5x/week since August and your arms and shoulders have grown 😂😂😂😅 Where the fuck do I find summer gear mid-winter?! #fitness #oopsie #poledance

Guys. I've studied this stuff in German area studies. These policies are called Nazism, and are a US copy of the politics of the NSDAP. I'm not being alarmist here. Blut und Boden ideology is specifically one of the big things characterising Nazism. Someone please listen, we know how this ends.

#LittleThings that made me happy this morning: great #PoleFlowclass at #SometimesOslo that I did well in, my fave bagel place opened today at #BobtheBagelBjørvika and I'm getting a new book in the mail on Monday just in time for two weeks on the beach at #GranCanaria! 😄⛱️🌊

Not even December in Norway can stop me from jumping into this icy cold fjord. 😆

I would just like to take a moment to point out my perfect hand stitching here, yes, that is a nigh on invisible mixed graft on the inside of my neck placket. With a super neat steek and a fully hand sewn zip. No, I don't usually brag, but. 🧶🧵🪡 #knitting #diy #selftaught #homemade #sewing #craftsky

Yay! I get to level up in #poledance! 😄😄😄 I'm actually pretty proud of myself! #lessnoob #babysteps #beginnersmind #dance

#Ruter har visst falt dypt oppi pappavits-gryta. Så absurd dårlig humor at man bare må le. 😂 Ikke rart selv reklameplakaten er sjokkert.

I would just like to use this opportunity to publicly voice my life-long support of the EU. It's not perfect, but I went to great lengths to get my EU passport for a reason. It is simply one of the greatest democracy and peace projects we have managed to come up with in the last 50 years. 🇪🇺🌍🇪🇺🕊️✌️

What do you mean, you need your leg back so you can go to sleep? Am already asleep just fine, srsly, miaow zzzz 🐾 #catsky #catsofbluesky #sweetdreams #nevamasquerade #cuteoverload

Det fins en mann vi ikke nevner ofte nok, syns jeg, og det er stortingspresidenten vår. Gharahkhanis reaksjon på Astrups hersketeknikk ovenfor Støre med den godteposen er komplett gull 🏆, og jeg elsker ham dypt og inderlig for den. ❤️😂👏👏👏 #politikk #stortinget #folkeskikk

I did it! Omg. I reached my (to me rather ambitious) goal of finishing 50 books this year. Yay! #booksky #buchsky

Jeg er ikke noe sportsmenneske, men må melde at jeg er ganske stolt tonkel. Jada, det er kanskje cringe, men at den lille, søte beibissen til søss skal til OL og er medaljehåp er fortsatt litt sånn hjernesprenger for en gammel bløthjerta fyr i familien. ❤️ Klem på du, og toi toi!

Tyskland ringte. De ville ha byråkratiet sitt tilbake. Wtf?! www.nrk.no/innlandet/av... #norge #jul #politikk #pepperkakeverksted

Æsj, nå skulle jeg nesten ønske jeg hadde fulgt med på #Eurovision de siste tyve årene for å troverdig kunne boikotte dem for å la #Israel delta mens de bomber #Gaza og alle de andre landene rundt seg. *Sukk* #nrk #boikotteurovision #ikkepåminevegne

Me in first class: 🤩🏆🕺🪩 Me after second class straight: my everything hurts and I'm old 😵😵😂

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After editing a recorded academic talk, I now realise just how much I say "uuuuh" and "umm" in a sentence and really kinda hate that sound now. 😩😵 It's been like, hundreds in ~40 minutes, I swear. I gave up removing them all. *ded* #Sorrynotsorry #deadlinerider #adhdbrain

A library filled with smiling kids playing with books is a joyous sight. 🥰

I think this is an excellent analysis of what's going on right now. Much recommend the first article in Foreign Affairs' current (as of writing) issue. #politics #international #foreignaffairs #academia

Mens andre stresser med politikk har jeg vært og nytt et langt kveldsbad med badstu hos Sagene folkebad. Kanskje politikerne burde gjøre det samme? Vanskelig å være stiv og kald når en sitter i dampen og svetter, og det er helt utrolig hvem man ender opp med å prate med der inne. 🤷😊

Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.

Jeg er ekstremt glad for at Rødt fortsatt er med på dette laget, for vi så jo åssen det gikk med AP og SP (den venstre-regjeringen jeg har minst til overs for sånn omtrent evar). Og så syns jeg det er fryktelig hyggelig at R nå ikke lenger er et parti "man kaster bort stemmen sin på"... 😄 #politikk

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Happy early #Caturday! #catsky #catsofbluesky #nevamasquerade #cute

👏👏👏👏 tiltredes! Jeg har venta lenge på at norsk offentlighet skal begynne å avkle disse begrepene. Ytre høyre har dessverre alltid hatt de beste spinndoktorene...

Happy #BuyNothingDay! I am celebrating with a good book, cat cuddles and excellent coffee from the pantry. Later: leftovers, a yoga class at my favourite neighborhood studio and a trip to a sauna in the woods in the evening. I love local volunteer initiatives like the Oslo saunas! #SharingIsCaring

I would like to point out that I went from hardly ever reading books for years to having read 48 books in a year. This is not counting study literature (only voluntary reading counts imo). Pretty pleased! I'll be overshooting the goal for sure, and my goal was ambitious to begin with... #booksky

Did my first ever double pole class (120 mins). Tried to knit a round on my sweater two hours after class end, and had to give up because my arms just hurt too much 😂 I do love the challenge, tho. #minorissues #beginnersmind #creativity #hobby #learnersperspective

Åh takk gud, vi har enda ikke et genuint fascistoid høyresideparti i Norge (herrefred, siden når et jeg så letta for sånne selvsagt heter?!):

Weirdos unite - for Art! (This dude is right, tho)

Hva er det som går og går og aldri kommer til døra? Klokka? Næh. Svenske på motorsykkel? Tjæ... En Ruterkvartett i rundkjøringen på Kiellands plass! Yess. 👍😂🫢 (Jeg finner veien ut av pappahumorsbøtta selv, takk.) #Norge #Oslo #kjempesmart #brajobba #ekstralokalenyheter

En jævla svær drone fløy akkurat over huet mitt utenfor Via i Ruseløkkveien i Oslo... Det var ingen amatørdrone ut i fra størrelsen heller. Noen som vet hva det kan ha vært?

So, eh, was war dass nochmal mit schwarzen Freitag bei Thalia....? 😇 Nee, nix jekauft, gaaarnets... 😅🫢🫣 Waaaas, ich? Niemals. #ebookszählennicht #buchsky #niegenugbücher

POV: You've been actively working out for a year and a bit, and suddenly find that the hardest bit in your open level yoga class is to not accidentally slide into a sitting side split when doing standing wide legged forward fold 😅 #yoga #hypermobility #fitness #workout

Oh hell, that is massively embarrassing for several of my academic fields 😧🫨 Never agreed with everything he said, but so many of my professors and colleagues need to rework their class curricula now...

I'm half expecting this suspicious absence of post #poledance #workout muscle ache to suddenly turn into a debilitating soreness come #yoga class tomorrow 😅😅 Prepare for zombie yoga slow flow, lololol My teacher told me this week I can go up a class level soon, tho! 🤩 #babysteps #fitness #dance

Can't think of a better escape, really Great camouflage Insane strength Cosily chatty Sustainable 🫣🤭 & Bigger than yours

We're still here, still trans talented and still LOUD. Honouring all those people who came before. Trans suicide numbers worldwide are a serious and little spoken about issue in the global picture, which really needs talking about more.

Weeeeee! My voice is coming out the speakers! Hihi! (Harrumpf) I mean, uhm, our album is out like, real soon. Yeah. ::Pretends to be a real hard rock dude::

My new (temporary) PT (I'm helping the owner, who has an injury). She's cute as a button, huuuuge as a bear and able to melt my heart in an instant. #rentadog #dogsky #helpingtheneighbour #randomactofkindness #dog #cute

Kunsten å slå opp åpne dører, en praktisk case: det kommentator etterlyser her står allerede i aktuell læreplan for matematikkfaget... #nrk #meninger #nyheter #økonomi #norsk

I apparently needed to borrow a huge 46kg shepherd dog to help me realise I'm now in pretty good shape. She's made to run around for hours - but she tires well before I do on walkies. I'm kinda torn between pride and utter shock, because I'm so not a sports person. Blame yoga/poledancing, I guess...

Copy that. Knowledgeable dude is right. 👇 Also, Trump uses Hitler's methods, verbatim. Conclusion: This is not going to be pretty. #pleaseprovemewrong

Mein neuester Fund im lokalen Bücherladen. Ich kann fast nicht warten. 😂😂😂 (Und ich wollte doch nur einen Kalender kaufen...) #elonundjeff #kängurukroniken #comic #graphicnovel #buchsky #booksky #humor #satire #deutsch #germansatire #politik #kultur

Also Home #naturephotography #dogsky #photography #forest #germany #münsterland #nrw #artphotography

I Came Home #artphotography #photography #medieval #architecture #history #nofilter #burgvischering #germany #münsterland #nrw

Oh Germany. I love you, but for fucks sake. Just landed, and my phone internet functions feel like I went back in time about fifteen years. (I'm in Hamburg, they should have 5G in my world.)

Poledancing is like being hit elegantly by a rolling steam train at full speed, and then immediately wanting to have another go. (Meaning: ouch, wow srsly, ouch, but imma gonna keep going cus I'll forget about the ouch until next time)

Ja. Altså. Folk er sjokkert over abortutspill fra KRF/U, og jeg bare sånn: Jeg sa ifra om at de er umenneskelige og ikke bryr seg om fakta, til og med i avisa, for evigheter siden, men fordi jeg er trans er jeg "hårsår". Høre nå da, eller? Tidenes nazi-hundefløyte, blåst godt og hardt i over ett år.

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