You never know what you can do till you try.

Today is the yesterday you will be embarrassed about tomorrow.

Reason rules all things.

With enough qualifiers, everything is special. -- Alan Silverstein

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark. -- Rilla May

To do the impossible, you must see the invisible.

This sentence does not have the property it claims not to have. -- Boeninger

Being part of the tribal mind is part of your evolution. -- Carolyn Myss

The rich would have to eat money, but luckily the poor provide food.

God loves everyone in the world who doesn't love himself. Does God love God?

Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?

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Consciousness is a full-time job. -- Carolyn Myss

Leakproof seals... Do.

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

To your employer, are you profit or overhead?

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. -- Daniel Moynihan

Justice: A decision in your favor.

You live only once, but in that life you must die a thousand different deaths.

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really". -- Parnas

Don't worry; the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.

The law has for its end not justice but peace. -- Thomas McKeown

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. -- Jackson

We dispense with accuracy. -- sign in pharmacy

I would rather be defeated with love in my heart than be victorious without it.

It ain't loafing unless they can prove it. -- Dick Brown

Culture is for bacteria. -- Christopher Hyatt

Language is the most powerful tool ever invented anywhere by anyone. -- Asimov

Never pass a snowplow on the right.

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefeller

Flying is the second greatest experience known to man. Landing is the first.

How vast the realm is our current oblivion.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

We learn by making better mistakes.

What you leave alone today will come back to haunt you tomorrow. -- Confucius

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Bachelor: A man who never made the same mistake once.

A harp is a nude piano.

Nonsense and beauty have close connections. -- E. M. Forster

Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells. -- Wilson

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

I am exactly where I am supposed to be. -- Carolyn Myss

Agriculture is something like farming; only farming is doing it.

If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95. -- McGowan

I am the story I tell myself. -- Greg Wait

I will never lie to you.

I am really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, OK?

Nationalism is an infantile disease; it is the measles of mankind. -- Einstein