RIP Sabu

@karencuthbert.bsky.social : What are you using for a bin, Geoff? Me: .....the floor :(

@karencuthbert.bsky.social upon laying eyes on the pizza I ordered: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???"

"I'll be supportive, but determined....giving you correct ideas" @karencuthbert.bsky.social , completely unprompted. Hadn't spoken for an hour prior, as she'd been sleeping.

A blessed and fruitful Rex Manning Day to you and yours.

"You said 'my briefcase', and I'm thinking it's a briefcase full of cake...don't know" - @karencuthbert.bsky.social

We found our local - @karencuthbert.bsky.social

Me: How you feeling? @karencuthbert.bsky.social : A little chestnut. Me: What? Karen: Sneak in the back and pretend that we're stage crew. [unintelligible] I was the age that you thought I'd be!

"I dinna where I put my fork....my sipper....my...fuck me" Fully lucid @karencuthbert.bsky.social , trying and failing to remember the word "straw"

Me: Hey Karen, what have we been talking about? @karencuthbert.bsky.social : Umm.........homestyle? We had not been talking about homestyle.

"...animals....house....plenary...." @karencuthbert.bsky.social Those are the only actual words I could work out in between the incoherent mumbling. Aaaaaand she's asleep again.

In reference to the decorations on our plush golden retriever's backpack: "You know that the pink pompom and the star come from the big bad document...the, umm....[immediately sleeping]" @karencuthbert.bsky.social

"Craig Ferguson just said 'Joe's my left hand, and Chris is my right hand'" - @karencuthbert.bsky.social

I feel seen, and loved.

Maaan, those some default ass subtitles.

Started Evangelion with @karencuthbert.bsky.social . She's in for some crushing disappointment. Also some major icks. Also SO MUCH COOL SHIT.

Er....phrasing

After showing Karen a video of someone doing a turtle impression: Karen: Occupational hazard. Me: Occupational hazard of what? Karen: Researchers. Lecturers. [pause] No, because they don't work the ocean. She then proceeded to eat a napkin, and fall asleep again, all within 15 seconds.

"I had a dream where I was gonna eat all the food...supermarket trolley...but then stupid BBC radio came on...[unintelligible]" - @karencuthbert.bsky.social

"If you got excel names for public toilets...I'm half asleep asking this...but if you had a public toilet named Reggae, Reggie, or Thomas...or something like that..." - @karencuthbert.bsky.social

I don't believe in guarded borders, and I don't believe in hate I don't believe in generals or their stinking torture states

Got a new laptop - Surface Laptop 7. Got excited for Microsoft's attempt to outdo Apple. First thing I saw after powering it on was a blue screen of death. Scared Karen with how hard I cackled at it.

Signing a petition today for the Scottish Socialist Party: Petition Guy: Are you a socialist? Me: I'm a communist. Guy: Oh, are you an active communist? Me: Well, I try to get out for a run occasionally.

I recently discovered that my baseball cap size is Ferengi

I've recently found that my aesthetic in sneakers has changed. It can best be described as "clown, but from the future"

To the man in Glasgow today wearing a red and black flannel, Kodak t-shirt and John Deere hat: I think you're trying to do a cultural appropriation on me. I see you.

Me: "Hey Karen, you're gonna need some duvet tonight. It's cold." @karencuthbert.bsky.social: "mmm....yeah...got the....machinations...of one..." She was then snoring loudly within ten seconds.

"My cousin Claire is a bowlympic....bowlympic? *Olympic* soufflé" - sleepy @karencuthbert.bsky.social

"Don't tell me that I'm liberal, and I've made up the idea of lunch!" - sleepy @karencuthbert.bsky.social

When you get topped by an American

When a tory is easy to make fun of, and doesn't stand up for their despicable principles

This has no right to be as good as it is