This not old ass Jimmy Neutron?

Colorado weather: More than a foot of snow possible in high country trib.al/SNKOB9B

Hammering snow at Rocky Mountain National Park at 11,700’. Looks like snow is down to about 10,500’ in the mountains, will drop more the rest of the day. #COwx

My bishop got behind the pulpit and outed me to the whole congregation something, meant not to embarrass me, but my parents. I was deployed at the time and got home to some crazy ass questions and comments.

I hope he croaks before the committee even has a chance to laugh in his face.

I was just talking about this. It would be great to be able to save it and watch it anytime I’m having a bad day to give me a quick pick me up.

If citizens in your city are “trying to do whatever they can to survive”, don’t you as the current mayor bear some responsibility for that, Eric?

No one fails upwards like mediocre white men

What a weird way to say cops stole $130,000 from someone

Damn. This hurts. RIP

Doxing seems like the wrong word to use here. It was on a kiss cam… pair that with their cartoonish reaction and it was bound to go viral. They completely did this to themselves.

Dumbass

Khalen Saunders is right: Our community needs safe and affirming spaces because we belong. Period! 🎥: @nbcnews.com

Wait, tabloids used to be even more unhinged?

From your lips to God’s ears 🙏🏿

Thanks for the warning

“He looks TERRIBLE” is how you know he’s fucking clueless because Zohran is HOT

Speaking on slavery like a child missing out on summer camp is crazy crazy work.

As I’ve gotten older I’ve unlearned to constantly prioritize others wants and demands over my own well-being. I set clear boundaries with particularly my family and it’s improved my mental health significantly

Much stupider

Egregious.

I stopped moving out of the way for white people. They can play chicken with me if they want to, it’s a game they’ll lose every time. I’ll body check‘em right onto their ass and keep walking without looking back.

Nice symbolism I guess, but this is EXACTLY the America that I know, and if you’re being honest with yourself you know it too. Have we forgot how they brutalize protestors after a pig kills an actual human being? They’ve been live fire training for this moment for years.

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Queer as Folk is the only LGBTQIA+ series I’ve ever watched and I really liked it. I don’t even really know what’s come out since tbh.

Fine, California Prune Growers Association, here’s your recipe! Now give us our check and leave us alone!

Why do they use dashes like that in their tweets?

Fuck that, these people loudly voiced support for policies that they hoped would hurt other people and now because they’re being hurt by those same policies I’m supposed to show sympathy for them? That’s a bird brained take.

These two would have a great time on the Fresh & Fit Podcast. We need to confiscate all podcast mics until we figure out what the hell is going on.

JUST IN: Flights headed in and out of Denver International Airport were grounded Tuesday morning amid dense fog in Colorado, according to the FAA.

No

The things some men will do to gain validation from other men is truly incredible…

As soon as I opened the app too.

Mute thread/topic

I can play the piano classically

I need to send this to my boss

Unprompted…

Chicken and cheese quesadillas

If this is the company that partnered with DoorDash to let customers finance their Chipotle order I don’t know what else they expected.

During the summer? During 100+ degree weather? Way too high. This must be location dependent

I’m caught between rooting for everyone black and realizing that these men are dangerous and really need to be caught, and I hate that 😬

Poor Gerry, there was no escaping it, even from 7 miles away.