not mean people know this but "Aspire" also means "butt sweat". short for "Ass Perspire"

<Dr. Evil GIF> One...BILLION...DOWNLOADS

can we make this a global setting enabled until the end of time

“Let’s go outside and enjoy the lovely Austin weather” Outside:

If your message queue backs up, there's a simple trick to get things back in order - purge it! Everyone loves clean slate

It's Happening Dot Gif

Super duper

Ughghhhghggh

And so it begins

The Xmas smoking tradition

i'm gonna have to watch this one arent i

FINALLY they've updated the LinkedIn UX

checking cumulative Azure spend, "whoops wrong resource SKU"

getting this on all things .NET 10 using any of the codegen packages: warn : NU1903: Package 'Microsoft.Build' 17.10.4 has a known high severity vulnerability, github.com/advisories/G... 🤷

"dotnet nuget why" is my BFF today

Lies, damn lies, and AI

what's your oldest open GitHub issue you've created for your own projects and why is it "Write docs"

*sarcasm increases*

updating OSS to .NET 10 oh wait updating build script to pwsh oh wait updating build to xplat vs windows-only oh wait updating tests away from sqllocaldb to testcontainers oh wait updating tests away from docker compose to testcontainers oh wait updating

oh nice, the .NET upgrade assistant CLI tool has been deprecated...for Windows-only AI

Here We Go Again

Since I’m not in charge of turkey this year, gonna make some anyway

this one has bitten me like 8 times in the past weeks github.com/dotnet/rosly...

i said NO SOUNDS LinkedIn, and i still hear a random boop and beep from you

it took...a LOT of work...but my commercial packages (AutoMapper/MediatR) will now have their packages signed. this will ensure companies can trust these packages havent been tampered with and were authored by a trusted source

cue up the alanis track

always fun to see the Concorde when landing in LHR

huzzah?

lol that's about right

holy model binding batman!

one of the hardest things about all this was trying to figure out the *actual* community reaction to the license change (and not just angry devs in comment sections). ultimately the only way to truly measure was to take the leap

holy hell a rotten pumpkin smells awwwwwwwful

haaaaaa getting closer to another OSS project i can kill

I dunno if TRON: Ares the movie will be any good but the soundtrack is an absolute banger

i hope someday i can sit down with my grand- and great-grandchildren by the fire and share stories of my developer days "back when i was coding, 'dotnet clean' didn't actually clean anything! those bin/obj folders with all their wacky contents persisted. nowadays commands do what they say" i hope

LOUD NOISES

@maddymontaquila.net when does this get updated to 9.5? also congrats on the release blah blah blah

when i become president i'm banning the use of weird ASMR in ads and commercials

what's the conversion rate between "buttload" and "shit-ton"

dunno if the Tron: Ares movie will be any good at all but hey the soundtrack is a banger

Was gonna try some different AI coding agents but naturally want to check reviews first. Lot of them have 1 star recent reviews because even paid users use up their credits quickly and have to code like a normie

always funny to see the same two posts right after another "why is the OSS ecosystem in MS-land so much smaller than other platforms" "we DEMAND that MS build an eventing framework over OSS alternatives"

closer..?

i never ever ever ever want to have "Play sound for notifications" enabled for any app on any device i own ever, until the end of time. feels like this could be a @dasharez0ne.bsky.social tshirt

hmmmmm

going back and forth for a few days, it is *crazy* how much faster Rider on a Mac is than Visual Studio on Windows

So what’s your Meat Cute

holy hell the 1password extension on safari is terrible. almost never works properly

"I have no memory of this place"

every time I see arguments of "MAUI is dead" or Uno vs Flutter vs RN vs whatever I'm just so very, very happy I'm not a mobile dev