Get the distinct impression that Paul Merton is sick of hearing about Donald Trump... #HIGNFY

I want to press the red button and have Andrew commentate the episodes of #HouseOfGames

WENDY BEEN PLOTTING YES GIRL!!!! #Neighbours

I really like Holly's boots #Neighbours

Aww Paul and Max bonding 🥹 #Neighbours

I get why Sadie is mad though, she's basically just been told "that baby deserves to have its parents together. You don't" #Neighbours

Aww poor Holly, the woman whose marriage just blew up because of your actions doesn't want to talk to you. Life is so cruel 🙄 #Neighbours

Good for you Wendy, let the trash stay together #Neighbours

SHRED HER SUSAN #Neighbours

Without wanting to get too dark... I don't think this baby will make it to birth. The show ends in like 3 weeks and it would be a loose end... #Neighbours

Not a single lie was said. Straight facts from Wendy Andrew chose. She deserves better. #Neighbours

I gotta get pregnant, you can get away with all sorts when you're up the duff #Neighbours

All these scenes of Andrew forcing his presence on people who don't want him around are getting really frustrating #Neighbours

"Why would Holly want to leave, she has our support" Karl, are you dense? Every person she hurt lives on the same street! I'd have left already #Neighbours

I flipping loved that dressing down from Sadie Calling her dad "Andrew" 👀👀 "Pull an Izzy" 🤌🤌🤌 "Take your baby. Go to England. Don't come back." 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 5 stars, no notes, incredible #Neighbours

Clint is being weird #Neighbours

I quite like Jane and Max's weird little friendship #Neighbours

I will never understand Susan taking Karl back after everything. Even if they are good together (and I only started watching after they were reunited once and for all) #Neighbours

Sadie, point out that the reason he and Wendy weren't in a good place was because he accused her of an affair and got mad when she accused him of having an affair #Neighbours

Come on Sadie, I know he's your dad but don't cave. Let him suffer #Neighbours

Love Felix being the chaperone for these two, stood between them just in case, ensuring decency Sign him up for Bridgerton 😂 #Neighbours

Wendy just saying everything I've been saying for weeks God love her. Hand Andrew his cheating, lying ass And if Holly comes over, do the same to her #Neighbours

Max: Trauma dumping Jane: Right. Ok. Anyway here's a cake... #Neighbours

WHY ARE YOU JUST LETTING YOURSELF IN!? Andrew has no fucking concept of boundaries, the word "no", or what anyone else wants. If the women in your life say "give me some space" it means go the fuck away #Neighbours

While Andrew is the villain of the piece... Holly did a lot more pursuing than he did. She needs to be held a bit more accountable #Neighbours

I agree, who woud want to live next to a motorway? #Neighbours

I can't believe I'm saying this but Leo is right. Krista keeps flip flopping, does she even know what she wants? #Neighbours

This is why you think about becoming a parent for more than 5 minutes before you act #Neighbours

Riot Women is going in my top ten shows of 2025, absolutely loved that What an ending. If I have to wait bloody 2 years for the next season I'll be spitting

Never been this close!? Vicky made a bunch of mistakes and was behind time, Balvinder did her dance really well! Motsi is fucking me off this week #Strictly

This Olly Murs song sounds like they took a bunch of lyrics from other songs and slammed them together I keep hearing phrases and going into other songs... #Strictly

Unbelievably fucked off about Balvinder being in the dance off again Blah blah, public vote, blah blah... the judges have undermarked her for so long, the judges decisions is HALF THE RESULT and she is being set up to fail #Strictly

There are so many dead babies, I don't know if I can emotionally manage #Kingdom on the BBC 😭

Everybody vote for Balvinder or I will be turning up your house and staring ominously through the windows #Strictly

I tell you what we don't need People screaming "we need it" over and over #Strictly

CRAIG GAVE GEORGE AND BALVINDER THE SAME SCORE AFTER THOSE COMMENTS TO GEORGE #Strictly

What the hell are they talking about Was George good or not? #Strictly

Dunno what to think of this Gonna dance a sexy sensual slow dance...to a grandad funeral song...and set on a farm...inspired by his mum... #Strictly

Just clip the mic to a nipple you coward #Strictly

Every year people whine about favouritism from the judges and maybe I've been blind to it or maybe we had the same favourites or what, but I am really seeing it this year. And it's annoying me #Strictly

Amber is so boring Tess couldn't come up with anything to say about her so she made a Blackpool joke #Strictly

Balvinder is fucking consistently undermarked and it's getting infuriating #Strictly

OK I have now seen a few clips of All's Fair in Gogglebox and it may genuinely be the worst thing ever put to film

Currently obsessed with BBCs Crash Detectives, the stuff they notice and are able to deduce...like tiny discolouration on bits of gravel, absolutely wild. I'm so impressed. I wamt to meet these guys and just listen to them describe crime scenes. Fascinating.

THIS IS WHY YOU THINK BEFORE YOU ACT KRISTA We all knew you'd bloody jumped into this arrangement too fast #Neighbours

Well that sucks but you just try again. I get being disappointed but it isn't the only chance, it was the first try, and it also gives more time to prepare Why are they reacting like this is some devastating event? #Neighbours

"I tried to fight it" Andrew apparently subscribes to the idea that men are no better than animals, unable to control their base insticts #Neighbours

Did Susan go over to say something to Andrew or just to stare at him and wait for questions? #Neighbours

"You're not gonna have a job after this" Cara is a fucking savage, I love her #Neighbours

"Call me selfish" Ok. You are selfish. You chose your family over justice, after choosing a fling with a neighbour over your family for months #Neighbours