I need new friends but on the condition that we somehow already know everything about each other

I'm sorry to every mom I ever judged before becoming a mom myself. This shit is hard. Also please note I'm talking to my generation of moms only lol. The ones before us definitely knew better and STILL traumatized us 🥴

Onijah starting an onlyfans was not on my 2025 bingo card

I used to wonder how women my age would manage sleep deprivation post partum but then realised very quickly they were able to make up some of their sleep during the day 😭 *cries in maternity-leave-is-over*

"May better sense prevail" is the new "these unprecedented times" on the internet currently lol

I feel like my Wrapped this year is not a reflection of my values and who I am as a person... (Nicki Minaj is in there somehow 😭)

Need someone to discuss the atrocity that is Yeh Kaali Kaali Aankhein Season 2 with me

Just putting it out there - if anyone is looking for a co-author for their research paper/journal article on special education / learning disabilities / additional needs, I'm here!!!

Got 8 hours of sleep for the first time in months and now I don't know what to do with all this energy in the morning.

Maru's murder mittens are a warning for those thinking of scrolling away without whispering "how cute" under their breath

Can't explain why but switching from coffee to chai is a sign of mental health improvement

Tweets on Bluesky should be called Moon because neele neele amber par chaand jab aaye

You know what? I'm inspired by PTA. Banning things from my life that don't serve my purpose sounds great!

Downside of having dated for so long before marriage is that all the good, expensive, thoughtful gifts were given in the beginning of the FIRST decade... Now I'm out of ideas (and funds)

Okay I'm already over the effort it takes to switch on the VPN to access Bluesky

It was nice getting to know you all 🥲

Stephen King joining Threads instead of Bluesky is a huge L ngl

Me on the internet vs when you get to know me IRL

Can't relate being part of the current X/Twitter migration because I was booted from Twitter back in 2018 🤓

Just lost a 2700+ day (over 7 years) streak on Snapchat. It's a good thing I have streaks higher than this still ongoing otherwise I would have ragequit the app today 🥲

Talked my husband into applying for a Master's degree, now someone talk me out of applying for a PhD

this is the only Bluesky Lahoris would be getting this winter.

Doesn't smog affect mosquitos? Life would be a smidge bearable if one endemic wiped out the other

Feed so slow it stops me from saying what I actually want to say since it'll still be part of the public consciousness over 24 hours later. Need more people to spew their rubbish on here so my ramblings can be camouflaged / pushed down 🫥

Searched Lahore in People to look for who's out here and found 3 escort agencies. Why can't y'all be normal on here sigh

TikTok brainrot is real... I stayed off the app for a whole year and was fine - started using it again a week ago and now I can't watch anything unless it's 2x speed and under 15 seconds long

Trying this shit again since I heard we're trying this shit again

*yells into the void* HELLO?

Why is the discover feed only showing me German posts 😡

You know what? I haven't seen anyone "type lyk dis" in a while.

Lahore is giving The Mist vibes tonight. I would say all that's missing are the monsters, but then again my extended in-laws exist

S.E Asia celebrity/showbiz culture is a weird disconnect from reality. On screen they all portray everyday drudgery of the global south. However their instagram portrayal outshines many oligarchs I bet.

Omg I'm loving the butterfly

Is part of growing old feeling like a trip to the mall requires an entire week of mental preparation instead of being an impromptu plan?

Is part of growing old finally accepting that sleeping with socks on is superior to socks off?

Is part of growing old getting headaches from being exposed to the sun from the passenger window in an under 30-min drive?

Is part of growing old being hypersensitive to clothing tags on clothes worn multiple times before with no problem?

Good morning, this place is as musty dusty crusty as yesterday

I have struck bluesky gold

Until I find a community here I'm probably just going to quote & comment on random shit in the discover tab............

Me when

Wow y'all are that far behind huh

I'm sorry what 💀

Is this the sort of joyless conversation that takes place here? I want out

People here are so serious 🤢 where are the memes

The Discover tab is abhorrent so far. I can't believe I have to curate the stuff I want to view all over again from scratch on a whole new app

Where are the Pakistanis at 👀

All right, I'm here. 👀