Getting to winter solstice is always an uphill struggle. It's a definite low point in the year. YESTERDAY I REALISED HOW INCONGRUOUS THESE STATEMENTS ARE and now I can't stop thinking about how goddamn close we are to the days getting longer.

I've been trying for a while to figure out the Proclaimer as a standard unit of measurement. 500mi + 500mi = 1000mi (but there's 2 of them so 2000mi in all) BUT since they only ever say they'd walk 500mi (then 500mi more), is a standard Proclaimer 500mi or 1000mi?? 1/2

Okay great, but when's International Women's Day??

Consistent branding is important when building an online presence. ...so naturally I found the most jarring canva template possible to do a gig list.

Tried taking a pic of the cat that reminded me of Tarquin the Third II. It bit me.

Oh my god I did it I'M THE ONLY SAM TUCKER? HERE Cat for scale