i have a boner inside of me😥

now here’s the thing

minneapolis hurts??? what the fuck is that supposed to mean?? ooh ooh ouchie youch!!

12 year old boys call eachother good boy as a joke how come my friends dont say “aww who’s a good puppy??? you are!! good girl!! you want a treat, puppy??” to me and i would reply “arf woof yes!!! yes please woof :3”

this went away for a while but oh fuck she's really coming oh shit

do you think they knew what they were doing with this pez dispenser or

bus drivers love breaking traffic laws

#epicthelesbian #wickedpussy

looking back on my accoont and i realized that i technically used #wicked and #pussy which like.. using #pussy is a foul thing to do but can we start using #wickedpussy

I lied this allegedly does exist but its like british or some shit and it has peas in it. No TTTHHHABAANNNKKK you!! also the recipe doesnt have an icecube

every day i start my day off by listening to apple by charli xcx and it doesnt really help my productivity or anything but it DOES make me feel cunty for 3 minutes

every day i get on the bus in a more stripper-like way

do you think when andrew lloyd webber wrote starlight express he was like "ok and then in 40 years make it yuri"

do you think when they were making sharpies they were like "oh yeah but also make it so it fits in someone's ass really well"

i hate when ppl are like "oh this sounds like an old navy commercial" but then their music taste is forever 21 music

yeah im into fitness, fitness mcdonalds french fry into my peehole

found several sticks in it. threw it out. getting new snow.

got snow. melted popsicle in the microwave. poured on snow. eating it. yolo

piping hot spicy mint soup with icecubes in it. doesnt taste good but definitely a sensation. doesnt exist

normalize taking naps in furniture stores

quick warning for all of those cis people out there: transfems just HAVE to speak exclusively in riddles, or, better yet, they speak in haikus

*pretty lady cashier at long john silvers asks if i want hushpuppies with my order but all i hear is hush puppy* okayyy :333 i'll be quiet like a good girl :33333

If fiyero from wicked sees this i need to know: is the term "cold as a witches pussy" accurate? Just cause you've presumably been in two of em so im just curious #wicked #fiyero #pussy

I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri I love yuri

holy shit she's approaching.. aw fuck...

@mewgle.bsky.social hi mewgle

an argument could be so easily ended with one letter but you just decide to keep it going

i wish i was fergus but the tranny version

need some of these

me when i make the worst possible typo but now i have a new fanfic/rp idea

team sea slut!

calypso falls in love with ANYONE on her island?? #epicthelesbian

circe kills men?? #epicthelesbian

cant spell polites without les #epicthelesbian

cant say eurylochus without yuri #epicthelesbian

the images didnt post so. this

im just trying to exist ans rhis FUCKER keeps LOOKing at me!! STOP IT STOP STOOTODOAOITOTOSODOOSY T TIT I HATE IT WITH A BURNING PASSION!!

RAHHHHHH

chicken boy

haha chicken boy

i bet he is a really cat

need or i will die

i just drove past a baptist church called "greater friendship" and i read the sign and thought it said "gender friendship",,,too woke!! the liberals!!

bro might be uni

dreamzzz is the current best theme tho. and also i DONT say this cause im a furry cause im NOT!!! IMNNOT A FURRY PLEASE NO

chima > ninjago no diff

switch 2? whats next, bottom 3?

bluesky more like bussy

guys dont kinkshame pls but im kinda into like.. sex

why is he so SWUISHY