[NSFW] I should be hornier on mastodon again, it was fun 😈

Woke up to @cantdoxthedrox sending through this comm of my bleppy fella 🧡 Adore the expression ahaha

Got a wonderful portrait from @Mollin! Love how they captured my kitty 🥺

Regrettably I am back to work today after 4 weeks off, how silly of me to take leave instead of just running away to the wilderness But hey I had some comms come in which I should share in a moment :>

[NSFW] When the sex is so good you have to lie down before you collapse 😌

How awesome is communicating clearly, calmly and meaningfully with people that you love

Kind of fucked up for Zeus to curse Sisyphus to eternally climb ladder against rock slide spammers

Currently 13-0 in Pokemon Champions and the climb is getting tougher in Ultra Ball, in my greed I desire a smooth climb to Master without losing a single game, but people in Ultra Ball seem to know what's up and I have to work for these matches I'm the fattest cat around who has never known the […]

Back from the honeymoon which means I'm straight into Pokemon Champions and I'm currently 10-0 running some goofy things I ransacked out of my Pokemon Go box Current team is: Glowking Sinistcha Incineroar Weavile Sneasler Rotom-W Having Weavile and Sneasler is really funny but I'll probably […]

[Anxiety re: weird friendship observation] Most of my social time is spent with 2 friends. I was very close with one of these friends before we met the 3rd, but since then things have been a bit weird with the friend I had originally He's withdrawn a lot, which I had chalked up to some new […]

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In the small town of Glenorchy, New Zealand there is a cute little Mexican place called Casa Jaguar We of course had to go, as a point of priority as it's more important than the nearby LotR filming locations and history While the food was mediocre, it was very species affirming

Doing a wine tasting tour with a bus full of old ladies is a highlight of this New Zealand trip

[Hairy fella tease (NSFW)] They gave us bath robes 👀

The view from our room in Queenstown 👀

this applies here too.

Woah they have a mural of @aires outside the Wellington Zoo

Rainy 1am Wellington

It's a little past 1am in Wellington and we've just arrived at our hotel for the first few days of our honeymoon They uhh They upgraded our booking for free and now we have a swanky top floor room that came with a complimentary bottle of wine....... wowee 🥺🧡

Waiting at the airport for our flight to Wellington Honeymoon begins :tiger_rawr:

Naughty coyote

[Pet health (pica)] Gizmo's pica behaviours are escalating and it's pretty concerning Not only has he moved onto bedsheets, he's started eating big holes in our sheets while we're sleeping We were closing the bedroom door when we weren't using it, but now we might need to lock the cats out […]

Once in a while I get a really sweet comment or message about my stories and it makes my week to know I'm allowing people to find new experiences or open new doors It rules so much and makes me so excited to tell more stories, both clean and full of filth :>

Not enough people talk about how crazy it is that jaguars hunt caimans

[I don't like space] I'm quite fond of this planet actually And I'd much rather the kajillion dollars going into spacefaring actually went into ensuring the continued fertility and bounty of the Earth we have Don't we all look stupid when the wealthiest among us already plunder the resources […]

My experience with April Fools as an Australian on the internet goes something like this: April 1st: a small handful of people run bits, some of them elaborate and are usually somewhat amusing, everyone else is bracing for impact April 2nd: shitstorm of the least funny posts imaginable, now […]

[Spoiler free thoughts after watching Project Hail Mary] I'm not a sci-fi guy for a lot of reasons, one of those reasons is that "American man alone in space" is maybe the least compelling concept for a piece of media one could come up with Maybe the shared traits I noticed are just genre […]

[Mild mental health remark] I wish it were easy to separate assertiveness from anxiety Both when I am assertive, and others are assertive towards me Asserting one's self within a reasonable range is healthy and good, it is only anxiety inducing because of circumstances I was brought up in […]

They should make an internet but it's only for people who have met their daily recommended fibre intake

Out of office has been set, I am free for the next four weeks :tiger_rawr:

Gizmo caught my mouse : D But I was using that...

A totally normal occurrence at work: Searching for 2 hours to find the ketamine hammer I did in fact find the ketamine hammer.

ACAB but also in the "I am trying to organise a work thing which requires police attendance to perform except they keep ghosting me" way

My semi frequent reminder that trauma lives in the body occurs when I do this one regular work task, which was a new process set up nearly 2 years ago. The first time I was doing it, I received an incredibly shitty message from an incredibly shitty person that I was foolish enough to care about […]

[Alcohol mention] I had my first drink in 18 months last night It was just a small can of beer and it was a nice change up, but it was surprising (in a concerning way) to see how good it made me feel I stopped drinking initially because during my birthday week in 2024 I drank a bit at a […]

Cracked open the novel I'd been working on last year and wrote a few very essential notes for rewriting parts of the first act that needed tightening up and rethinking It will make for a more challenging opening to write out but a much more compelling read in the end I don't feel bad that […]

[NSFW silly] I've been playing a stealth minigame called Hide The Morning Wood whenever I get up for the last month We've had scaffolding up around our building and builders coming and going, they start work quite early and we only put the blinds down in the bedroom and office so getting to […]

So is SoFurry like dead-dead or dead-but-the-people-will-return-someday

Work makes me change my password every 12 months, but it always happens during a really annoying busy period There's such whacky restrictions on what our passwords can be that the only way I can commit a new password to memory is by making it increasingly therian If someone from IT looked at […]

This guy called Ea-Nasir just gave me an awesome deal on copper omg 😻

[The intersection between horny and mental health] I'm hypomanic! It's exciting! It's arousing! It kinda sucks in other ways but if I'm thinking about whipping my cock out I don't tend to think about those things! Do I want to show off my cock? Yeah probably! Will I? Maybe? Depends who and […]

Put your phone down and drink some water and lick a tree or something

Whoopsies I peered into the whirlpool of current events and have become unravelled in its currents

Just about everyone I know is Going Through It™️ and I'd like for the world to be kind and normal thanks

10 more work days and then honeymoon and 4 weeks of leave 😌

Does anyone want to shout their favourite lets players (if that's even still a thing) who are playing through Pokopia? I want someone chill who doesn't sound or speak like an Influencer™️ who is just going to play the game at their own pace in a natural way After a quick search all I've found […]

Been watching Baby Reindeer and I really appreciate the position of the narrative lens Just watched episode 4 which I suspect might be The Episode that really sells the presentation of the entire show This show is not at all what I expected from the outset but I really appreciate what it's […]

Having a generally maskable chronic health condition is so wild because it's easy to become the mask and then weird shit happens in my head and I'm like that's so strange, good thing I'm actually so normal though Doesn't matter how many times I catch myself becoming the mask I have never worked […]