customers who hit me with the entitled “hello” should have an eternal splinter

love it when men I was hung up on for a while do things I find repulsive. like. you grew out and fucked up bleaching your hair? you’re obsessed with cortis?? I will continue to have the last laugh

and I’m not seeing any furry yaoi like?? Get me on your explore page

rupaul soft r-slur ??

Love a little 4am crash out bc they said they uploaded the assignment marks but it looks like my assignment upload is mysteriously missing and I don’t see my mark anywhere 🫠

Will today be the day I crash tf out and start taking Sam off the schedule? Vote below

AB+ the universal bottom

hrmmm I really don’t want to go to campus tomorrow for one class that’s just a help session in excel…

Customer made me cry!

If you had told me literally 6 weeks ago that by January 2026 I’d be crying about a boy I simply would not have believed you

I yearn for flip 7

I need to print a sign for when im occupying a 4 seat table that says “you can sit here just please don’t speak to me”

people who are discourteous in hub should be ticketed

Prof kept saying “the explanation is simpler than that” and proceeded to say something soooo convoluted

business students will finish a lecture, walk into the hallway, and start screaming

I fear I might be in love. Don’t text

Obsessed with the loud argumentative t girl diva who shouts out during a class that simply does not require collaborative discussion

oh to be too big to fit in CCIS lecture chairs

Of course the guy teaching what will probably be my least favourite class used to design missiles

Something so lethal about a 3 hour break between classes

Viola Davis is having the time of her life in the hunger games

love the lymphatic swelling. love life

what if we were drowning in the metaphysical cum-like white sludge and we were lovers and we kissed?

Reading critiques of weapons that basically boil down to “it feels like they added scarier scenes just to make it scarier and they had no plot relevance” my brother in christ it’s a horror movie

“Sorry I can’t, I got hit by a car”

I gasped at my lucky guess Wordle 1,653 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Ok magic bag as lumbar support at office chair is really unparalleled

Someone just told a patient “your husband is coming” and I was like omg Raaaaaye

The way I thought I was gonna fail out of this program and I finished the semester with a 3.0 … melodrama

I really thought I’d never have to shovel snow for the rest of my life. # MyHubris

Shitting nonstop has me feeling petite and sexy today

Love a delivery driver holding my dinner hostage less than a minute away from my apartment

If I don’t have a boyfriend by end of Q1 I’m gonna rage

Getting out of bed at 1 pm on my first actual day off in months… god is so good

realizing that the last 3 chapters for this course are all review from last year… I can pull off a 35% on a multiple choice exam. I can I can I can

Who knew that studying for midterms would have positive consequences when studying for finals

am I really about to start dating a guy named Melvin?

Me, nauseously: ok diva it’s time to lock in 🤢

The fact that my luggage store got 200 pairs of shitty white-labelled boxer briefs today. Like what are we doing

a man is upset with me bc I said I’d sleep with him and then changed my mind and I honestly couldn’t be happier to go home

Love the animalistic urge to piss and shit relentlessly leading up to a stressful event

If any of the long answer questions are on investment I’m jungkooked

Loooove the impacts of cauliflower on my digestive system 1 hour before my final

I think I’m gonna die in this. hoooooooooooouseweew est age cds ch trvhygjthgfvyt

DL masc4masc faggots are a scourge on this earth

Have we ever considered that Eve was really constipated and that’s why she ate the apple?

Test hubris is hitting, this is bad

love that the pomodoro technique is just tomatoes

There’s something quite special about how, on grindr, “masc” is typically synonymous with varying degrees of being unkempt and has little to do with looking masculine lol