Useless

It’s always the men I’m wholly not interested in that would go above and beyond just for a smidge of attention. I don’t want YOU

This patient just came into the office talm bout “I’ve seen you before, I know your face.” I don’t know this man from a hole in the wall but he is fine as shit, so when he checks out and he mentions it again, imma be like “if you can’t seem to remember where you know me from,

If I’m telling you that ur driving is making me nervous, you screaming at everyone that drives by is skyrocketing my blood pressure and your response is “I have anxiety too” Who tf is in the wrong Bc we just saw a bad car accident and you yelling at the ppl behind us so you can move. Like r u coo

Bro wtf like why is no one answering their phone

I got some gas, and some grass Didn’t have to spread my legs or toss any ass 🫶🏾

Just saw that Companion is on Max. I know what I’m doing tomorrow

I did a thinggggg. Alopecia been kicking my ass, but I been doing this longer. The big chop it is! Nothing wrong with starting fresh 🤭

I am truly being tested in this moment.

It smells like the inside of the 125th train station inside this Freddy’s right now and no one is concerned….

Crazy work. Guess I’ll be seeing it by myself. Again.

Nah but fr who tryna see Sinners again? I wanna see it tomorrow and i saw it alone the first time, I wanna go with someone this timeeeee

It’s the way I JUST found out that PJ Morton was Maroon 5’s keyboardist!!!

I need someone to go see Sinners with me again omg

My mother is unironically listening to Fat, Juicy & Wet by Sexxy Redd and Bruno Mars……. Help me god

I just spoke to the first black person I know that didn’t like Sinners. Said it was just a dumb vampire movie. Said niggas just be making anything these days. That coogler disappointed him. Just makes me think of when people shat on This Is America. If you missed the message… well, idk man

A girl can dream, can’t she?

My Last TikTok is causing a stir. People are of the minds that if you get into a relationship, you shouldn’t have friends of the opposite sex. What do yall think? Is it having a boundary or is it insecurity? (I’ll answer my opinion in the comments)

I need an eater ☹️

Men love asking that “was your dad in your life?” question but like if yours WAS and you’re still like this, what’s your excuse?

I’m actually gonna start setting niggas up and robbing them. Gon head, tell me where you live daddy. Let’s make this work 🫶🏾 I’m walking out this bitch with something.

It’s the way I ran to google after Sinners to see if Hailee Steinfield is actually mixed

Not Quin and 6lack having a BABYYYYYY!!! Omg 🥹🥹🥹

If you tell someone that you don’t have money like that, and they say they can spot you and you say don’t worry about it and they give you money anyway and say “I’ll spot you bc I want to”… do you owe them money?

I’ve never met a man with good dick that bragged on it. Quite the opposite actually. Actions speak louder than words. If you gotta big up your shit… seems like you’re doing it for your benefit and not mine

I’m gon snag me a lil Spanish papi like my life depended on it

The part that hurts the most is seeing the potential. Seeing what could have been and knowing it’ll never happen

Knowing my worth really be annoying as shit sometimes. A nigga just wanna be loved fr

Bro. Eulogy???? This is one of the saddest fucking episodes they have besides “Be Right Back.” That shit had me UGLY crying.

Omg who is watching black mirror!!!

Good dick can really change your attitude omg

Goddamn it this man found my TikTok. Blocked him and then cleaned it up and then unblocked him. Hopefully he doesn’t ever bring it up lmfao

Yall remember Meez?

My most recent obsession has been watching recaps of tv shows I’ve never watched before that are seasons into a series. Having said that, I get why yall are into white lotus. (Never watched an episode, probably won’t ever)

Why are niggas so sassy these days? I didn’t know asking questions was considered being entitled…

I understand some people are well meaning when they tell you to pray, but if I am saying that I’ve never been religious, and I’m hesitant to pray, doubling down and insisting that I pray, isn’t it. You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make a drink… lemme sip when I’m ready tf.

The worst part of dating someone new is waiting for the shoe to drop, waiting for the facade to fall. Let’s see who you really are

Disappointed doesn’t even begin to explain what I’m feeling rn.

Soooo how do I go about looking older than I do? I wanna clarify I’m very happy with my age and my looks, but idk like being 30 and people thinking I’m a teenager is… something. Is it the clothes? I don’t wear makeup! So like.. what do I doooo #blacksky

I’m watching a YouTube video about different documentaries that have been banned, and I’m realizing that I’ve seen some of these before they got banned. I’ve heard of Fahrenheit 911, and I’ve definitely seen Zeitgeist. It’s just so crazy to think that things like this are being banned

I need to get into an argument with someone so I can call them a troglodyte

Maybe I’m on the spectrum bc I think of everything far too literally. Having a convo w a man (1st convo) and he asks if he can bite me. sir idk you. Yes you may be attractive but like… idk you. Also why would you ask that Idk I’m thinking too much

Bro what’s happening with YouTube? Theres like sooo many ads on these videos and im not understanding whyyyy, esp bc they’re so close to each other!!!

How do you guys go about moisturizing starter locs? I don’t wanna put stuff that’s too heavy but my hair is super dry and soaks up anything that I put in. I have a braid spray that has Jamaican black castor oil in it. What elseeeeeee should I use

Can we have a quick discussion about the Bible? I have some questions and speaking as a person who is not religious by any means… I just wanna talk to someone who has an understanding

Honestly I am so funny, I literally crack myself up

Not my dick appointment rescheduling 😭😭😭

Something about your mom being your first and biggest hater really does something to your morale 😐

Lmfaoooo how can we reschedule something that I never agreed to? 😭😭😭 niggas just be delusional