So we’re seriously just never gonna find out what happened to Amelia Earhart are we

They’re calling him “Pervert Don” and it’s like something like nobody’s ever seen in terms of pervert and we’re looking into it very much so

president brain no good :(

Frankenstein monster should have more powers, like fireballs or ice powers. plasma beams. or air traffic control. Frankenstein monster please do air traffic control powers

Tim Robinson knows that a guy yelling “OH NO!” when something horrible happens will always be funny

getting ahead of the inevitable Thanksgiving clusterfuck

Charlie was buried with all the scissors :(

me: hey check this shit out boomer. Lifesaver plus peanut plus fun size Snickers in one bite. I like it Willy Wonka: *does Buffalo Bill's whole thing to me*

I think the whole goal with AI is getting it competent enough to generate a believable Trump so when whatever nasty Epstein-related videos end up leaking they have an angle to deny it. Truly makes as much sense as anything else

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

my man's got a stack of printed truths. he's old as hell. full grandpa mode

"I was actually very personally involved in this bad commercial that looks like shit, so"

GOP: Hollywood is EVIL also GOP: Welcome to Mar-a-Lago auction! Visit hotel in Thailand like award-winning White Lotus from TV!!

sure would be nice if we had some trains right about now

Did you know Frankenstein is technically the name of the scientist. The monster’s name is Cloverfield

@stefanheck.bsky.social Nasty!! Not cool

I met Tom Cruise once and he told me "there's not enough gnomes in movies now"

that's right buddy. you are 63 years old and it's just about to get good :) you're gonna live forever pal we'll build statues

do not ask "2 Frankenstein movies in the same year what's that about?" in an elevator. your fellow riders will not respect you. they will treat you like a monster. like you're Dracula

Warning: Your Email is Over The Storage Limit thanks, gonna delete this email you sent me about this

can we get a "Never Forget" going for the fact that 9/11 happened under a Republican mayor who tried to whip his nasty junk out in front of a young girl in a Borat movie

Dick Cheney fucked around (tormented humanity for his personal gain) and found out (died peacefully at 84 surrounded by his loved ones)

Tony Soprano should've fought a guy for saying the shark in Jaws isn't named Jaws

Blue "Jays" "DODG-ers" various NUMBERS on CLOTHES....connect the dots: Pringles is preparing to release a ponzu soup dumpling flavor

alt-universe Moneyball where in this scene Jonah Hill just says "you're gonna wanna get 2 really good Japanese guys" and goes back to work

yelling "make with the dang clown, bub!" every time some new blob monster shows up in Welcome to Derry

Baseball is fun. Different types of guys can be good. Skinny guy who sucks. Jacked guy who sucks. Indispensable fat guy. Japanese guy. Another Japanese guy. Better Japanese guy. Dominican guy. Dominican guy trained in Japan. Japanese-Dominican woman. Angriest white dude you have ever seen.

Cannot stress this enough: the cats don’t know what time of day it is. They sleep dwelling in the astral realm, and return to us only for food drink and cuddles

“We hate most people living in this country. Watch sports watch commercial buy burger blame woke move to Argentina when the worst happens” this sounds familiar

That’s right!

I’m the guy in charge of telling Kathryn Bigelow that Obama is not the president anymore. I’ve been trapped in my Kia Soul for 11 years. Please free me I gotta go tell Kathryn about the diarrhea plane video

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Lowkey same

HBO’s Latest Max Warner Bros Series Stephen King’s Latest IT Adaptation ‘Exists Now’

The government appears to be sucking ass now. The old guy in charge well frankly he seems to be a dogshit president

Sipping IPA explaining to crew how I bested Donkey Kong in the marketplace of ideas. Church to me. Happy Sunday

These are so on-the-nose I wouldn't be surprised if they literally put "colored and stylized like posters made in Germany between 1933 and 1945" in the prompt

YOUR BOY FUCKED AROUND AND LEARNED SOME LATIN *Dodge Ram pink mists me*

Molly's Game, now that's a movie! Also Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is a movie. Air Bud. There's really a whole bunch of em

any time someone takes the lame picture touching that stupid wall in Israel I just think "wow this mf is really scared of dying they must have done some really terrible shit"

you ever play chess with a badger or close a fence on your hand too hard you need a band aid? that's rural america. shit is real out here. badgers are good as hell at chess

Let’s not forget…we called him Diarrhea Don. He posted it, he was on plane… one of the worst posts. Isn’t it a worst? They say “how’d he post that?” I don’t know, perhaps, frankly, no one knows. But he’s Diarrhea Don now, Diarrhea Donald. We gotta call him that now

gotta be a few old folks out there who thought the diarrhea plane video was real. just sittin there thinking that really happened tonight. must feel odd

Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy

I don't think these morons realize the rest of the world sees their posts too

Watching some baseball. So cool there’s clearly like a main character

There must be more subjects in school about bugs. Both insect and bunny

Insane Jeopardy ass-whooping by this awesome looking dude named Dargis tonight