Second movie of the season: HOCUS POCUS (1993) #filmsky #spookyseason

Tbh the only reason I haven't kms yet is that I one day hope to see a book-accurate prestige TV adaptation of Wicked.

I don't own a ruler. Someone figure out how big I am. #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #gaymer #hung #nsfw

First movie of the season: BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998) #filmsky #spookyseason

Just so we're clear, I WILL put out for a bowl of Count Chocula.

The fir-tree withers which stands on the farmstead, neither bark nor needles protect it; so it is with the man whom no one loves, how should he live for long? 《Hávamál 50》 Larrington revised translation #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky #havamal

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When you see Child's Play is on the tele... but it's the Aubrey Plaza one.

Why use the word 'equinox' (of Latin>French origin), when the native English 'evennight' is right there? Similarly, the native English word for 'solstice' is 'sunstead'. #anglish #english #linguistics #langsky

I will personally pay any IT twink $150 to hack whatever Christo-fascist inspirational dribble I assume they're broadcasting at Charlie KiKrK's stadium service and replace it with a loop of all the shitty things he's ever said.

Smithfield Foods has donated 103 acres of farmland back to the Coharie Tribe during their annual powwow in NC. 🌱 A step forward for #LandBack, sovereignty, and cultural preservation. Read more 👉 nativenewsonline.net/sovereignty/... #CoharieTribe #NativeSovereignty

Jeff Hiller, Emmy winner. 🥰

All I keep hearing is "Taylor Swift this" and "Sabrina Carpenter that", when all I'm interested in is any news about a new Björk album.

As an actual heathen, I already know I'm not even gonna end up there, let alone Charlie KiKrK.

My HS friend's mom wrote a book about our hometown tragedy. Well, my mom's hometown. I was raised across the river in East Brady.

aho ✋🏻

when my relatives ask me about my life

The one thing people should know about me, and the one thing people apparently can't get over, is that I absolutely do not do small talk. And if I gave you a one-word answer, it was a complete and adequate response to the question you asked. I'm not purposely being rude, I'm just being succinct.

They are two wolves, and he who fares after her [the sun] is called Sköll. He frightens her, and he will take her. But he who leaps before her is called Hati Hróðvitnisson, and he wants to take the moon, and so it will be. #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #skoll #hati #gylfaginning

Wet fur. 💦 Meant to post yesterday. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #bush #fatcockfriday #fcf #furry #fursday #gay #gaycock #hairy #hung #nsfw

Music videos that rewired your brain.

A harrow he made me, laden with stones (now it's rubble that's become glass), that he reddened with new cattle blood. Ever did Óttarr believe in the Ásynjur. #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #hyndluljóð

🎶 Baby, this is what you came for. 🎶 #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #hung #nsfw #piercedcock #princealbert #teampierced

Watched E.T. for the first time in at least 30 years and cried throughout the entire last 15 minutes.

Rant time: TAG YOUR FUCKIN' KINK!!! I have NEVER in my life liked or clicked on a post, nor have I followed or viewed a profile, but my discover page is constantly filled with grown-ass men pissing and shitting themselves in you-know-what. I wan't to block your disgusting pædophile-adjacent asses!

He should rise early who wants to take the life or property of another. Seldom does the lying wolf get the lamb or the sleeping man victory. 《Hávamál 58》 Chisholm translation #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #havamal

Hello, hello, hello, Christine! #over40 #gay #queer #scruff #selfie

“I asked chat GPT” “I asked grok” well I asked which one of you did it

I know that it's very serious, and I don't mean to make light, but I really want just one person being detained by La Migra to do the thing.

In exactly one week I will be 40 y/o. I was born June 20th 1985 at 4:10pm at the hospital in Kittanning. Do that star chart, space racists. And do steal my identity. It's not worth much.

Gefum Björk að minnsta kosti átta.

"nObOdY's TaLkInG aBoUt ThIs!" Literally millions of people are, you fucking dorks.

Getting another influx of followers, so... Also, I'm gonna be 40 this month, so I'm basically dead already.

Too many unstable words are spoken by him who ne'er holds his peace; the hasty tongue sings its own mishap if it be not bridled in. 《Hávamál 29》 Bray translation #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #havamal

But Hel said that it should be proven, whether Baldur was as beloved as is said. "If all things in the world, alive and dead, mourn him, then he shall go back to the Æsir. But held by Hel, if any speak against him or will not mourn." #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #baldur #gylfaginning

Every bluesky gay under 30.

Finally getting Björk content in my algorithm. I can feel the world healing.

When all of your languages (native and acquired) are cognate in a word except for one obvious outlier... #polyglot #langsky 🇬🇧 cheese 🇪🇸 queso 🇩🇪 Käse 🇮🇪 cáis 🇮🇸 ostur

The ways I'd let mid-80s Pete Burns absolutely ruin my life. 🥵

Almost forgot my biweekly ego boost. #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #hung #nsfw

Based on track record, sure. Based on that lip sync, no. #rpdr

By the old reckoning, tonight starts sigurblót. Historically, this 3-day period was celebrated in preparation of the upcoming raiding/fighting season. A blót was done for continued peace, but called for victory if battle ensued. #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru [1/2]

Ran into two of the mean girls I went to HS with at the fish fry, and boy do they look ROUGH. We love to see it.

The exposition in earlier seasons of The X-Files is hilarious because Mulder'll be like, "have you heard of this obscure thing called the chupacabra?" Like yes bitch we all have.

Young was I once, | and wandered alone, And nought of the road I knew; Rich did I feel | when a comrade I found, For man is man's delight. 《Hávamál 47》 Bellows translation #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #havamal

I am once again asking you to like more than just people's pole/hole pics.

A son is better, even if born late, after his father’s departure. Gravestones seldom stand by the way-side unless raised by a kinsman to a kinsman. 《Hávamál 72》 Thorpe translation #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #havamal

Drop a performance that deserved an Oscar but didn’t get one. They deserved lead and supporting wins and didn't even get nominated.

In the 11th hour. #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #hung #nsfw