Second one was... better?

Cher on SNL is giving RuPaul-level energy. I'm not mad though.

I did also take some 🍆 photos today, but y'all're gonna hafta wait another week.

By the old reckoning, tonight starts the two-moon period known as jól/Yule. The 3-day jólablót starts Feb 1st, during which no fighting or work is to be done. We strive to keep these ways alive to honour our past and our gods. Gleðilegir jólamánuðir. #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky

I hate how hot Noah Schnapp is in that final shot of the last Stranger Things.

Asked nephew #2 to return my Animal Crossing for Switch, only for him to inform me that he lost it weeks ago. That's two games now. I hate these kids.

🎶Krampusnacht ist hier. Krampusnacht ist hier. Opfert eure Kinder. Krampusnacht ist hier.🎶

What perfect album came out in the year you turned 16?

I have never been to Wal*Mart and NOT had to help someone get something from a high shelf.

The public has spoken. After a full year here, these are my top 🌽 pics. #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #hung #nsfw #piercedcock #princealbert #teampierced

By the old reckoning, today's moon marks the start of the veturnætur (winter nights). Historically, this 3-day period celebrated the end of the harvest season, the start of winter, and the coming new year. #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky [1/2]

My polling place doesn't give out stickers (hasn't for a few years 👎🏻), but #ivoted, I swear I did.

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I was 19 when I told only my mom and sat with that for a year, then 20 when I started living openly. I'm 40 now.

On Njörðr's origins: In Vanaheim they shaped him, the wise powers, and sold him as a hostage to the gods. At the age of reckoning (Ragnarök) he will return home with the wise Vanir. 《Vafþrúðnismál 39》 #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky #njordr #poeticedda

I lost track of the date and missed that yesterday was the anniversary of my ancestress Walpurg Köppel's execution as an accused witch. On 16 Oct 1673, she and five other women were beheaded and their bodies burnt in Diemeringen, France. She was an innkeeper's wife in her 60s. #witchsky [1/2]

I don't own a ruler. Someone figure out how big I am. #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #gaymer #hung #nsfw

The fir-tree withers which stands on the farmstead, neither bark nor needles protect it; so it is with the man whom no one loves, how should he live for long? 《Hávamál 50》 Larrington revised translation #asatru #vanatru #fornsidr #heathensky #pagansky #havamal

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When you see Child's Play is on the tele... but it's the Aubrey Plaza one.

Why use the word 'equinox' (of Latin>French origin), when the native English 'evennight' is right there? Similarly, the native English word for 'solstice' is 'sunstead'. #anglish #english #linguistics #langsky

I will personally pay any IT twink $150 to hack whatever Christo-fascist inspirational dribble I assume they're broadcasting at Charlie KiKrK's stadium service and replace it with a loop of all the shitty things he's ever said.

Smithfield Foods has donated 103 acres of farmland back to the Coharie Tribe during their annual powwow in NC. 🌱 A step forward for #LandBack, sovereignty, and cultural preservation. Read more 👉 nativenewsonline.net/sovereignty/... #CoharieTribe #NativeSovereignty

Jeff Hiller, Emmy winner. 🥰

All I keep hearing is "Taylor Swift this" and "Sabrina Carpenter that", when all I'm interested in is any news about a new Björk album.

As an actual heathen, I already know I'm not even gonna end up there, let alone Charlie KiKrK.

My HS friend's mom wrote a book about our hometown tragedy. Well, my mom's hometown. I was raised across the river in East Brady.

aho ✋🏻

when my relatives ask me about my life

They are two wolves, and he who fares after her [the sun] is called Sköll. He frightens her, and he will take her. But he who leaps before her is called Hati Hróðvitnisson, and he wants to take the moon, and so it will be. #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #skoll #hati #gylfaginning

Wet fur. 💦 Meant to post yesterday. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #bush #fatcockfriday #fcf #furry #fursday #gay #gaycock #hairy #hung #nsfw

Music videos that rewired your brain.

A harrow he made me, laden with stones (now it's rubble that's become glass), that he reddened with new cattle blood. Ever did Óttarr believe in the Ásynjur. #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #hyndluljóð

🎶 Baby, this is what you came for. 🎶 #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #hung #nsfw #piercedcock #princealbert #teampierced

Watched E.T. for the first time in at least 30 years and cried throughout the entire last 15 minutes.

He should rise early who wants to take the life or property of another. Seldom does the lying wolf get the lamb or the sleeping man victory. 《Hávamál 58》 Chisholm translation #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #havamal

Hello, hello, hello, Christine! #over40 #gay #queer #scruff #selfie

“I asked chat GPT” “I asked grok” well I asked which one of you did it

"nObOdY's TaLkInG aBoUt ThIs!" Literally millions of people are, you fucking dorks.

Too many unstable words are spoken by him who ne'er holds his peace; the hasty tongue sings its own mishap if it be not bridled in. 《Hávamál 29》 Bray translation #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #havamal

But Hel said that it should be proven, whether Baldur was as beloved as is said. "If all things in the world, alive and dead, mourn him, then he shall go back to the Æsir. But held by Hel, if any speak against him or will not mourn." #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru #baldur #gylfaginning

Every bluesky gay under 30.

Finally getting Björk content in my algorithm. I can feel the world healing.

When all of your languages (native and acquired) are cognate in a word except for one obvious outlier... #polyglot #langsky 🇬🇧 cheese 🇪🇸 queso 🇩🇪 Käse 🇮🇪 cáis 🇮🇸 ostur

The ways I'd let mid-80s Pete Burns absolutely ruin my life. 🥵

Almost forgot my biweekly ego boost. #fatcockfriday #fcf #gay #gaycock #hung #nsfw

Based on track record, sure. Based on that lip sync, no. #rpdr

By the old reckoning, tonight starts sigurblót. Historically, this 3-day period was celebrated in preparation of the upcoming raiding/fighting season. A blót was done for continued peace, but called for victory if battle ensued. #heathen #pagan #fornsidr #asatru #vanatru [1/2]

Ran into two of the mean girls I went to HS with at the fish fry, and boy do they look ROUGH. We love to see it.