Sign someone Everton ffs

Can’t shake the feeling that Everton are going to get absolutely done over tonight by the league’s bottom placed team. Hope I’m wrong…

Ndiaye off? Why?

Just looking at the bench…is Broja injured?

Beto very poor there for that goal. Initial kick from Pickford also put us under pressure.

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Mykolenko should be getting some praise too after a difficult period for him. That cross for O’Brien’s goal was absolutely spot on.

GET IN O’BRIEN LADDDDD

Shocking defending for that goal. Gave them two free headers

He should’ve done Beto with that…

Leggy performance this so far, but to be expected with so many injuries and having to have played quite a few games in a short turnaround.

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just check that Neal Maupay is still properly shite and smile

Still seething over that VAR decision. If Young doesn’t get his shirt yanked, he makes it to the ball first for a simple tap in. Why would he go to ground there on purpose?

The absolute state of Reform voters 🤦🏻‍♂️

🎵 Oh I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I liiiiiike it, I liiiiiike, here we goooo… MOYES HAS WON 3 IN A ROW

And now Flamengo have confirmed it! Hope he’s better than the last Alcaraz to play for us!!!

Now then now then…

The Moyesiah returns to resurrect Everton!

I’m no huge Starmer fan and will admit he’s made some big errors, but the gutter press in this country will gloss over these improvements even though they’re positive and long overdue.

Broja injured by kicking the ground. How Everton can you get? 🥴

Top attitude that. 🎶 I am in looooove…🎶

I can’t stop watching this goal. The first touch, the speed at which he gets his shot away, the finish… I’m still concerned about our league position and we have some tough games ahead, but my god, this lad can play.

We actually should’ve won that game. 4v2 at the end but having Harrison in that position is actually a detriment to our attacks. Also Broja should start from now on.

I AM IN LOOOOVE, I CAN’T DENYYY OUR NO. 10 , HIS NAME IS ILIMAN NDIAYE

Unlucky goal to concede but the initial tracking of the run from Branthwaite was poor. Can’t see any way we score against these…

UTFT (Up the Friedkin Toffees)!

Today is surely the day…

Branthwaite not looking good 😐

We’re so devoid of any attacking confidence, and we’re also really, really slow. Hoof it and hope footie with more of the same coming up 😓

Just a matter of time before Arsenal score here. Have turned up to park the bus. Fuck knows what they do on the training ground.

Right here we go. Not expecting much here at all but would just like to see a bit of grit in the performance…which is probably expecting too much 😃

UTFT

The Guardian: "Majority of Brexit voters 'would accept free movement' to access single market" Great news. When are we rejoining the EU Single Market? You know, will of the people and all that

“54% of Britons who voted leave, including 59% of voters in “red wall seats”, said in exchange for single market access they would now accept full free movement for EU and UK citizens to travel, live and work across borders.”

78 mins, no Broja. Only Harrison. Happy to be winning of course, but the man is just infuriating

Hey Dyche, we’re up 3-0. Why not push the boat out and give Broja some actual playing time instead of leaving it to 89 mins?

Better. Some good play and our set pieces look a threat. Ref giving Mangala a yellow is a joke. Disallowed goal should’ve stood. Need to keep this tempo up and remember what Bournemouth did to us

Have some of that VAR 💪🏻

I just can’t get how that’s been ruled off. Tarky had 3 defenders around him already. VAR strikes again

Ay wtf’s going on here then?!

Errrrm… HAVE WE SCORED A FUCKING GOAL?!

Ffs he plays Doucoure again. Offers nothing and puts him behind the striker. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I’m praying for the win but Dyche is still an absolute blert

Do the business tonight Everton, and show some fucking charactuhr 🙏

By the end of tomorrow it’s incredibly likely we’ll be in the bottom 3, with 10 games to come that are extremely difficult on paper. Again, if you think just because of a takeover and a shiny new stadium that we’re gonna be fine, you’re very, very wrong. Worrying times.

Ahhh fuck off Leicester 🤦🏻‍♂️

Dyche is clearly not the answer, and I can’t see him lasting much longer. That said, Wednesday is a massive game. Goodison needs to be a bear pit and we badly need 3 points. I’ll be getting behind the team and hope others will too. Lose, and it’s surely curtains for gravel lungs.

This was poor too. I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation, but I really don’t want to see players from my club laughing like it’s a day out in the park after they’ve had their arses handed to them in a 4-0 drubbing.

Would’ve been best case scenario if we’d persevered with Dyche until the end of the season and then let him go with a new coach replacing him. Won’t be happening if we lose to Wolves. However, really need TFG to bring in the right appointment. So far their appointments at Roma have been worrying…