Believe your eyes, not Trump's lies!

Surely I can't be the only one turned on by this polar vortex map, riiiiiight?

How cold, icy, and terrible will it be in Texas this weekend? Here's an actual picture of Ted Cruz, once again abandoning his state, boarding a plane to a California beach on Tuesday. He's a better winter forecaster than the groundhog. It's unbelievable that Texans keep electing this human p.o.s.

Breaking News: JD Vance's couch has announced it is pregnant with JD's fourth child!

There are way over 348 million citizens in America. Are you telling me there's not one single American that's willing to try and impress Jodie Foster in 2026???

Congress: Do the right thing. Defund ICE now!

Quit screwin' around, Grim! Go ahead and do your damn job!

I guess it's true, after all. President Pedo really does have small hands. That explains a lot.

Remember just a couple of weeks ago when we Americans were so full of hope for a happier and much better 2026? Hard to believe how *he* has already crushed those hopes in just a matter of days into the new year.

Do you remember who else used to shoot unarmed, innocent people in the streets to please their insane leader? Don't tell me that you can "NOT SEE" it.

The Minneapolis ICE agent was run over by a car just like Donald Trump was shot in his ear.

No words...

Temu Tammy Faye Baker needs to crawl back under whatever slime-covered rock she slid out from.

Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Pelosi, Liz Cheney, Cassidy Hutchinson, Kamala Harris... These and oh-so many other women warned everyone what would happen if Donald Trump was allowed into the White House. Maybe one day soon America can drop its misogyny and finally start listening to women.

Hmmmm... It's almost as if the FIFA Peace Prize didn't mean anything.

A sincere New Year's wish for my friends and social media followers: May the tears you cried in 2025 be the water for the seeds of a much better life in 2026! Love to you all!

We survived 2025! Happy 2026!

Hooray! We are almost done with this year!

So happy that the President’s Xmas gift to me was this group name!

The long, boring days between Christmas and New Year's are known as the holiday taint week.

Siiiix-Sevvvvvennnnn...

This is why I don't waste energy arguing with MAGA cultists online.

Uh-oh. The NORAD Santa Tracker used the correct name for the body of water off of the east coast of Mexico. The orange crybaby-in-chief may be canceling Christmas next year.

EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT, EVERYBODY CHRISTMAS STEVE TONIGHT

Yeahhhhhh. I got coal again.

Happy Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!

Yippee Ki Yay...

Happy Festivus! I've got a lot of problems with you people!

Sorry kiddies! No presents are coming this year. Trump's ICE agents arrested Santa Claus because he couldn't immediately prove he was in the country legally.

I guess anybody can create these new A.I. Christmas images!

Happy Winter Solstice to you all!

All is right with the world right now!

Is it OK to say Merry Toyotathon, or should I be politically correct and say Happy Honda Days?

Sometime the news makes it hard to get into the Christmas spirit.

I asked Alexa what the temperature was outside and she just said "AW, HELLLLLL NAW!" and is just making shivering sounds now. I think I broke it.

Thoughts and prayers to all you December babies.

My mood after a tough Chicago Bears loss.

Doh!

I don't know if this Christmas decoration would put me on Santa's "nice" or "naughty" list!

I don't care that Dozing Donny keeps nodding off publicly almost daily. I'm more upset that the bastard keeps waking up.

Cyborg Monday? Terrifying! Why isn't the media all over this human-robot takeover? 😉

The best part about Thanksgiving being over? No more pumpkin spice flavored drinks everywhere!

Seriously, though.

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 If you're going to be stuck in the kitchen today, don't forget to bring a hooker!

PSA for the men: It's the day before Thanksgiving. Time to thaw out your butterballs!

Trump is pardoning a turkey for this Thanksgiving, but *only* because that turkey stormed the Capitol on January 6th for him.

I sure didn't have M.T.G. seeing the light on my 2025 bingo card.

We don't care about Trump's funeral size. We just care that it's sooner rather than later.

Thanksgiving dinner is saved! Thanks Mickey D's!

QUIET, PIGGY!