Petplay but you leave the door open, I get out and am immediately hit by a car.

What if Charlie Kirk's neck just did that

the towers were highly magnetic a plane wouldn't just naturally do that

i know it's victim blaming but who the fuck is an adult man who not only still follows Logan Paul but sees his history of scamming his audience and goes "Well it's only reasonable to buy a share in his rare card from a children's game"

Not having a go at anyone who watches cartoons as an adult but so many of them don't seem to engage with any media that isn't designed for children and that's a different thing entirely.

Why is found family not as much of a trope in Hard SciFi, yeah you're on a ship floating through space to your destination for decades you best believe your family is your crewmates 'cause all your biological ones died midway through your stasis powernap.

who the fuck is actually going to the restaurant on Hells Kitchen are people really paying to have intentionally fucked up food while Gordon pops a blood vessel within direct eyesight of you.

dear e621 taggers and the general furry community. Transgender and Intersex don't mean the same thing

I got that RPG bread

kinda fuckass game is this

No I'm not a puppy I just like being rewarded for completing tasks I'm an Adventurer not a puppy I'm not a puppy no I'm cool

Hey bro thanks for calling me a slut and saying you want to choke me I've been really depressed and that helped a lot

gonna tell terfs about trans women having to dilate so in 1 year I can see chat about how having a tight pussy is a masculine trait

Game Devs try to not make a low-poly game with "Poly" in it's name or a Voxel game with "Voxel" in it's name challenge.

You know I think I actually would have preferred Skynet over "Make weird videos about my political opponents" and "Generate me slop for my LinkedIn page"

adding milk and sugar to the luxury green tea I got from a high end tea shop in another country

One of those cringe dudebro shorts where they slap their girls ass and give them a stack but it's me and you slap my ass and slide me a Space Marines Primaris Apothecary.

Subs with money are scary. Flirt with a sub online and you'll get like a "fsdgdgsdgdd" but if they got money they'll be like "I've booked an Airbnb with soundproof walls in your town I'll pick you up on the 15th"

why are billionaire vanity projects so lame, why the fuck is elon musk making shitty tunnels, surely if he wants to be known as "the space guy" he should pour billions into the most insane observatory ever built.

I bet using a scratching post feels amazing

Oh hey bro it's you, we used to be cranes on the banks of the Nile in a previous lifetime. Yeah we watched them delivering stones for the pyramids, yeah and then you caught that huge fish. Wild times.

Watching 2 transphobes fight on Reddit because they're too delusional to realise they're agreeing with eachother

im so weirdly turned off by sexy getups irl, like lingerie or maid outfits. Like sure it's nice to look at but if you want me to fuck you I somehow just feel really awkward around all this just wear a baggy tshirt and joggers or something, comfy clothes is the really sexy stuff.

I understand as a creator the idea of charging for access to your Discord or locking it behind Patreon Tiers but I feel like it kinda disincentivises you from getting rid of problem users because they're paying for their position in the space.

when i die please toss my body into a bog for future scientists

people who didn't use the internet in the 90's/very early 00's won't know how much of an event it was speaking to someone from the other side of the world over voice chat was.

The ailing King's new Wizard wears a lot of black and it's always whispering to him so something may be going on there, whatever it is I hope it's positive.

Bigfoot was real but died because of deforestation

I love setting my heated blanky to the dangerously high setting

yeah my pronouns are pretty much always he/him but if the nerd store people call me she I'm not really bothered cause they could really do with female representation in there

right-wing furry art might be the most objectively funny thing that people unironically create.

I love hospital orderlies like a nurse needs to move you so they use their special nurse powers to summon a large man whose job is to pass strength checks.

"Dismissed with prejudice" is such a funny legal term, get that shit out of here.

wizard school in America shut after another mass-wanding

hey kids put on this hat we never wash and it'll peer into your soul and determine whether you're smart, brave, evil, or a fourth thing I can't be bothered thinking of.

Not to be that weird non-monogamous person making it their entire personality but it is weird that monogamy and standard relationship tropes are still the default for every sci-fi race and setting. It'd be a lot more interesting to explore different kinds of relationships that form.

Caught a lot of fish in RuneScape while fucking my girlfriend 👍

"I asked chatgpt" well I consulted the prophecies

We should place the weight of mankinds sin upon me alone and sacrifice me on the alter, I think I'd be really good at it.

If I was commanding a squad of 20 dudes I would simply not position them in front of a large barrel with -15 on it.

thank god NFT's died before AI art picked up imagine how much more annoying that would have been.

hey hotstuff you're pretty cute but before we get started can you fill out this form indicating what body dysphorias you have

stuck a fork in my robot gf's pussy and she shut down please help

Getting into being trained and taking orders kinks just so I can consistently do household chores and work on my projects.

Never quite got cyberpsychosis. I'd always figured into manifest as a kind of anxiety. What if they jack up the prices of the replacement parts for my cyberheart. No I don't want mechanical arms but all the guys at my work got them and I can't afford to not keep up.

The Blender subreddit is so funny because someone will post something about their fur generation or asking for animation advice and everyone has to pretend that it's not obvious that the model is for porn

forget the supermarkets if the zombie apocalypse goes down I'm looting the Warhammer store u guys are gonna be bored as fuck with your 5000 cans of beans meanwhile I'm finishing painting my 8th army.

prong collars seem pretty cruel to use on an animal. on me, however

Dog owners be like this my purebred couchhound bred for thousands of years to eat sofas and if he so much as sniffs a pillow I slap the shit out of him

The Grampian Mountains in Scotland are part of the same mountain range as the Appalachians and I think that's untapped horror media material