very funny when porn artists cant be bothered drawing a background so just blow up the drawing and set the transparency to 50% in the back like they're nutting so hard they're astral projecting

using the YouTube Data API to make a buttplug vibrate when your fave creator uploads a new video

Call me the Scottish countryside the way I'm beautiful, wet, and freely accessible by the public

hello other cat do you want to make our limbs really rigid and meow directly into eachothers faces

yes i will ask you a ton of dumb questions im like a bug investigating you with my feelers its just how i learn what you are

There's something beautiful about a trans man hooking up with a trans woman. Look at that, we've come all this way to have straight sex.

vibing out furry servers is really funny, what are you gonna see in that nsfw channel, is this server's standards of nsfw "a loving couple cuddling under blankets" or "a man screaming as he's absorbed into a minotaur womans engorged testicles"

Some people have mum energy and some people have dad energy and neither of these are gendered most people with mum energy are big dudes with beards.

call me perpetual stew the way im to be continually used in a public space

babe your insistence on representing all your kinks at the same time in your art has made your character designs inelegant and confusing.

actors being typecast as one thing forever is pretty funny but it's even funnier when they're typecast as a guy who sucks

Tragic, this new furry couple have aesthetically clashing fursonas

claustrophobic? lmao this idiot's scared of santa

alright kitten you can cum if you can beat daddy in a best-of-3 Pokemon TCG set

Kinda respect Game Devs who are obsessed with voxel systems, they're always out there spending 200 hours making a custom destruction system or something for their game that looks like an uglier Minecraft and is called some shit like VoxelPeaks

Not keen on my phone making "memories" photo galleries that are just a dozen pictures I've taken of nature and birds and stuff and then one slide of me in a collar with "slut" written across my chest like

oh im just a little mushroom with a 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 I hope no one picks me to use as 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭

call me count jackula the way i bram strokin this dick

Sending memes or animals to your partner going "you lol" is basic, I'm sending pictures of shaded woodland paths, lit gently with the soft gold of summer like "this is you"

Having surgery tomorrow. If I die this message stands as my consent to have my bones sold to pretty goth girls for use in whatever craft projects or spells they desire.

mushroom cat for @notsafeforweh.bsky.social

They should invent a pill that gives you the exact sensation of being drunk as fuck with no drawbacks.

big dicks are great but you cant deny the close quarters tactical application of a smaller size

collars are old fashioned we microchipping our bottoms now

low-effort echo

very funny to me when streamers interact anonymously with their fans only to find out their fanbase sucks

im that older generation of internet user which means I struggle to even ask what country someone is in without feeling like they'll think I'm trying to find their exact address and turn up outside their house.

hey girl are you a commercial aircraft cause i want to yank your joystick violently and have you explode over a large area

some furries are really difficult to talk to cause you'll be having a normal conversation and someone will come in with how they'd love to do something if they werent a 2 inch tall mouse boy like no you aren't shut up

she got voice dysphoria i call her the alchemist the way she trans and mute

we out here fucking concepts

Naptober challenge: Day 1: 10-14 hours sleep Day 2: 10-14 hours sleep Day 3: 10-14 hours sleep Day 4

Wandering through my bedroom in the dark, stepped on a vibrator. Tripped over a leash. Kicked a collar with a bell on it. But there's no clothes on the floor so I'm taking that as a win.

Maybe this next yoga pose will be the one that solves all my problems

took my puppygirl to Overtoun Bridge and she jumped off :(

transcode? Yeah I think they usually use Rust.

felt a need

It's amazing how together my shit becomes when someone calls me a good boy every now and then. Like yeah, a good boy WOULD make this phone call.

Sticking on a miniskirt and really slutting it up in UFO hotspots trying to look as probeable as possible so they pick me up off this backwater rock.

- Chillin

yes i will ask you a ton of dumb questions im like a bug investigating you with my feelers its just how i learn what you are

yes my dumb ass uploaded that without any shading for like an entire hour

I just wanted to draw ass

panda... @nephrited.bsky.social

Doobles. Jid is @nephrited.bsky.social mycelium cat boi is @notsafeforweh.bsky.social ‘s and me

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*taking her to pets at home* get anything you want baby

[Do not let cutting grow independent of initial instance]

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