You can DM me.

Watching her get all “I’m a grown ass woman” while she’s sick as hell it’s adorable. Yes you are. You are strong. You are fierce. You are dizzy. Lie down. Let me tend to you.

Hook. Line. And fuck her.

To subtweet or not to subtweet. That is the question.

Lord I’m a wrangling man. I said what I said.

Memorizing. Your offering is accepted.

Peekaboo

Oh the places we could go…. Your offering is accepted.

Curves like a backroad. Your offering is accepted.

I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows

So listen, about that cheesesteak….why haven’t you brought one to me.

The inspiration is quality. Your offering is accepted.

Lucky lucky. Your offering is accepted.

See this? Do this shit. Just fucking do it.

Agreed. Your offering is accepted.

Good morning all you horny fuckers. Have a good day. If you’re sick, call out of work. If you’re not sick, consider calling out of work.

Such beautifully wrapped gift. Your offering is accepted.

“Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.” Your offering is accepted.

Wednesdays be like… Your offering is accepted.

I want a cheesesteak. That is all.

I’m not offended you sent me a message without asking. I’m indifferent to that. I’m offended that you had nothing of substance to say and then foolishly tried to make me feel guilty for not responding.

We love our presents wrapped like this. Your offering is accepted.

That’s fucking housewife material.

I just want to enjoy eating your pussy for awhile. Is that too much to ask?

Tits.

Trust me, I can focus. Your offering is accepted.

This is the best day. Your offering is accepted.

Praise her. Your offering is accepted.

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We all deserve lazy days and honestly, who would complain about this level of laziness. Your offering is accepted.

I’m the kind of sapiosexual that will fuck you stupid. I’m diverse like that.

I’m at the point where if you follow me just to gain more OF subscribers I’m going to block you without asking questions.

We love pretty wrapping paper and gifts we can squeeze. Your offering is accepted.

So damn classy. Your offering is accepted.

I can say that from my perspective it passes the test without question. Your offering is accepted.

This is an accurate description of Tuesday.

It’s Tuesday so keep me motivated.

I’m I the only one considering cancelling all of Monday?

Let’s kiss and let the moon spy on us.

Go to work tomorrow or call off and skyline all day?

Shall I write a poem for you?

Admit it. The day is lame when I’m not here.

I’m going to go back and listen to her cum for me again. Goodnight.

Hear me out: Chubby puppy girl.

They’ve been asking what the equivalent of flowers is for guys… I give you, this. (We also like flowers)

Did one of those skirkle jawns earlier. The results were as expected.

And we all appreciate your effort. Your offering is accepted.

If I can’t fall asleep while I’m touching your butt how the absolute fuck am I going to fall asleep?

I’m about to owe you a new pair of those. Your offering is accepted.

Let me give you a back rub that’s only a back rub so you can fall asleep and dream of me.