Hey, don’t write yourself off yet…

The way she cums for me is like a marriage proposal.

🎶 One light, one mind, flashing in the dark Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts "For crying out loud," she screamed unto me A free for all, fuck 'em all, you are at your own sight 🎶

Turns out I actually am more than you bargained for.

I’d rather break my heart than break my stride.

Listen kids, we’re going to sit here and be sad tonight. Don’t force your way through it. Let the sadness carry you for a bit and get every necessary gift. Sahlo Falina.

This may have sounded a little mean and that wasn’t my intention. I’m just saying I treat this like I used to treat NSFW Twitter before the creation of OF. I’m here to interact with likeminded pervy people and have a good time. A perfectly curated (in someone’s opinion) sales pitch is not for me.

It’s Tuesday so show me those lovely tits and tummy’s or be banished from the Kingdom.

It’s a deep cut but IYKYK Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Yes I am a loaded god complex.

Pardon me while I plunge headfirst into a rabbit hole discussion about how sin and cos are not real. Can you make me a function that will take a linear input and give me me an oscillating output bound by 1 and -1?

The sun has set. Now rest your head. How was your day?

Alright, slight update! Since I’m putting more out there and adding a bit more than I have before, I have made a tip goal! Current goal is $100. Any and all tips are appreciated via Venmo or CashApp. You can tip just cause or if you want something personal just DM me and we can work something out! 💜

It’s about goddamn time.

Listen fuckers, let me tell you something about me. I’m here for the real ones. The people who want to share who they are in as pure a form as possible. I’m pro sex work but I subscribe to nothing so please don’t follow me if you’re just going to redirect me to your OF. Do you, not me.

End the weekend with some reading.

Just a reminder that you lose an hour of sleep this weekend because time is relative, money is fake, and government is stupid.

Let me watch you crave me.

Giving out free creampies. Oatmeal creampies because I don’t want the sugar but still….free creampies.

I’m one half of this dance that would be nothing without you.

You have a very pretty pussy. Yes, I’m talking to you.

Ok be good. I’m going to sleep.

How I arrived on Bluesky.

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I wouldn’t necessarily call myself a romantic but I want to leave you broken, bruised, marked, used and dreaming of more.

There’s a lack of tummy on this Tuesday.

Walk down the aisle towards me and sacrifice yourself at my altar.

Fucking. Amazing.

Are you fuckers behaving yourselves?

I need an intelligent, self assured, woman who is secure enough to fall to pieces in my presence so I can put her in my pocket and take care of her.

I will not chase you unless it’s through the woods at night to ravish you beneath the light of the moon. If it’s to convince you to stay, just make up your mind and do what you must. I’ll remain where I always am.

Let me fuck you in front of her.

Pay attention, class.

My job is now requiring me to drive 40 miles at the end of the work day on Friday to turn in papers that are just a repeat of the info I already put into the app. So I’m unmotivated to work today because of what they want me to do tomorrow.

About to start taking applications for a third.

one bump before I let this fade away

Me: What are you going to do about it? You:

When the hug is so tight you just kinda get absorbed. Those are the best kind. Your offering is accepted.

What a damn good shape. Your offering is accepted.

Let me meet your parents.

How is everyone tonight?

We love to get a little sneaky. Your offering is accepted.

Very happy. Your offering is accepted.

Zero complaints. Your offering is accepted.

We’re off to a good start. Your offering is accepted.

Who is going to step up?

The proper way to start the morning. Your offering is accepted.

Your offering is accepted.

Last minute offerings are always accepted.

As a man I can positively say that the real ones don’t just enjoy the squish, we value it. After a long hard day of being the guy everyone else goes to, give me a woman that will be comfortable enough to lie there and be my stuffie. I promise I’ll still tie you up and mark you like art.