Jade Helm was pre-pandemic so none of us remember it.

Anyone know why there is a cottage cheese shortage?

“The Cowboys were 1-15 the first year under Jimmy Johnson.” - me a Jets fan 😭

It’s not Fascism until they come for the conservative Military College History professors.

🦗🦗🦗

Trump really thought China paid the tariffs and his voters still think Mexico paid for a wall.

“You car has been crushed into a cube” “You have 30 minutes to move your cube”

What if no one outside Washington DC notices the shutdown ?

“The Unitary Executive makes the Shutdown a non-executives fault.” - Six to Three Supreme Court decision

Whether it’s General and Admirals or rank and file Republican Civil Servants, a lot of them are learning what a non-whitewashed Trump looks like, most only get the Fox News version of unreality.

”We’re Democrats, we will forgive your student loans and let you see a doctor without joining ICE.”

Attention: All new NY Mets fans! If you only started rooting for the Mets last year or this year, and as of today, you are still a Mets fan, you have now officially earned full Mets fan rights, including all benefits and sadness that may accrue over the next decade.

New Manager, right? #Mets 😥

We need to build a Hoover dam battery. Water battery storage is simple safe and uses existing tech and water. Combined with Solar/Wind, will be the future.

Trump keeps saying “You bet I ordered that Code Red” but the judges in reality just applaud his honestly and change the law to allow this one guy to order a Code Red on anyone.

When does Trump accuse the European team of cheating at the Ryder Cup? Or call the US team a bunch of losers?

Is this on Apple Music? I want this on my playlist.

It’s also a battle between egalitarian justice and racist corruption, all the billionaires are on the wrong side.

The battle between burn it all down billionaires and status quo billionaires has begun.

Everyone of those little dots is a commercial break on the Ryder Cup coverage. Lol, 😂

And they clinched a winning record 😚

Yay Mets #LGM

Hmm…I wonder if there is a political lesson to be drawn from this situation 🧐 I don’t think it’s “more bipartisanship“

Putin isn’t marching on Boston, but we are.

“Discarded Polish Army uniforms were also found next to the ‘Anti-ICE’ bullets.”

I guess not 😭

Jimmy Kimmel tonight: “And now for a montage of me agreeing with Trump supporters.” Followed by a funny explainer on Epstein/Trump.

Obamacare made a few of us change our doctor. RFKare says you shouldn’t have a doctor.

RFK jr saw the Incredible Shrinking Woman on acid. And that why we’re here.

Will Disney slowly bleed? Might be a lot of binging going on right now. The next days and weeks will be interesting.

I’ll take the job.

Trump will use the threat and possibly the implementation of a shutdown to purge Republicans. They already completely ignore Democrats, so he can move onto his Night of the Long Knives.

Yay Mets

So they finally replaced the ACA website.

The GOP were the communists all along.

They say laughter helps you live longer. Kimmel was just another guy in the way of MAGA’s goal to kill old people.

Kimmel 2028

Kimmel’s actual will be funnier and cruder, I hope.

They put this on Tee for Kimmel, Colbert etc. The ball is in Kimmel’s court and I think he dunks on this attempt. “I had a good run but Kirk’s a racist and so are those celebrating his legacy. Good night, good luck, and subscribe to my podcast”

We should all be glad Trump has no idea Bluesky even exists.

This thread is a great example of a good hijacking. “Morning Show? Let’s talk about Foundation” 😂

Kids vaccines are great way to insert a wedge between a new mother and their mother.

Scorsese: “Perfect take, no notes.”

Also saw Joe Piscopo

AI: billions of Winston Smiths changing history for Billionaire Big Brothers.

Whew.😅 #LGM

This definitely rhymes with Abu Ghraib. #HistoryRhymes

Boy the Jets are really helping the Mets PR team.

Florida is about to have a tourist industry similar to 1980’s Crimea.

Brian Kilmeade doesn’t even apologize if not for Bluesky. You kept posting about it and forced the C-suite suits hand.