Grown men are the most childest creatures.

Clammy hands man, that's me. I thrive in the hot water and blister accordingly. When you see me and feel my hands, they're either dry and tough or wet and slimey. Call me clammy hands man because every finger is like an old creature of the day who works the fields of soaking miasma. Clammy hands.

I PUSH MY [PINGAS] INTO MY- #shitpost #edit

The gun people are right, when I was 12 and reading Lord of the Flies I got a HUUUUUUUUGE BONER when the conch was described

The French are the lads for painting action.

did ever whale yaw so before? it must be, he’s lost his tiller

beneath you and between your legs, as it were, swim the hugest monsters of the sea

Tongue and cheek? How about uvula and throat? How odd to think it's one of the many human organs that isn't necessary, the uvula; a round name for a raindrop shaped organ. The down-droop that it's permanently stuck in reminds me of a punching bag, which many supreme models consider it. Gag.

My statement on the elderly is this: We should host a battle royale where we round up 200 of the suckers from around the world and the winner gets to live another year. Age bracket is between 66-80

profound darkness

Compassion is one of the greatest impulses people can have, the compasionless face the uphill struggle of being insufferable, bigoted and hurtful. I have been compasionless in life, it's something one should always avoid.

Denis Johnson wrote that the hardest thing in life is to live in an unbroken cycle of pain and not become the pain itself, I see this in people constantly. A striking away with themselves to be fully comfortable making pain their cohort, they sit in the passenger seat while pain drives them.

Creating buzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz zzz zz z ZOOP Like one of those older box TVs

thus losers part.

I'm pro-Russia, I'm pro-Ukraine, I'm anti-Russia, I'm anti-Ukraine, I'm pro-Zionist, I'm anti-Zionist. At the end of the day/life, we all goon and nothing ever happens. You will learn this.

Work is stupid but it gives me the funds necessary to bring my wife to the U.S. and buy a WASR-10.

There should be a new Mario character called Guidoio, he's Mario's long lost cousin from New Jersey who works in the garbage business and has a suspiciously nice home. It's a similar story to Hotel Mario but it takes place in Guidoio's home and Mario has to rescue Luigi before-

Burn every book everywhere ever

Can't write for a damn but know what to write. Has anyone made that Rube Goldberg device Peter Griffin made but instead of just shooting you in the chest or knee (I can-t remember which in the scene) it just blows yr skull out the back of yr head? I would like one.

Thought that logical precepts were conditional to only metaphysical analysis? VRONG. YOU VILL BAG ZE GROCERIES IN A TIMELY FVSHION, VND YOU VILL VORK SVTURDVY!

Prank idea: Eat a lot of oatmeal and drink a lot of coffee, go to work, find your manager's office and make sure he's in it. When you see the manager, jump on his desk and squat out every ounce of fibrous diarrhea on his desk. The look on his face will be INCREDIBLE!

I can't tell what is more annoying, anti-A.I. art people, or A.I. art people. Don't get me wrong, the aesthetic of A.I. art is disgusting, but the naggyness of someone yammering on about how their Mario penis vore art is being stolen is possibly the worst conversation you can have atm. (Hyperbolic.)

Anything that is worth a good goddamm online is able to be pirated, anyone who doesn't pirate has yet to be conscripted or is too cowardly to do so.

exceedingly juicy

After a long day of fasting for the Lord, and prayer, I think I can say I've come to terms with, and understand vore. I am not 'interested' with it, but after today I think I can understand why people are.

It's a goon life for us.

I did not know that people could look like— how do I put this? I don't think I will honestly, maybe it's better to not put it.

You ever see a dumber Cunt? I haven't, I didn't even know vaginas could be stupid.

They don't think I'm listening half the time— I am definitely listening to them and their conversations. One lady buying lady fingers conjoins next to her friend that she's shopping with, both are young but older than me. I hear one say, "You should have never dated that black guy, bad news."

yet all were vain

i made a l4d2 mod, been a minute. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/... #bg3 #l4d2

O Nature, and O soul of man!

Beginning to understand I am a spiritual toad, I hop around a lot, I like to rest, I like to eat bugs and sometimes small rodents. Very small world I inhabit? So far it has only gotten larger, much like a toad. Creamy like mashed potatoes, population reduction but for the bugs only—

Learning to wageslave... You know who deserves incorporeal punishment? Veterans who wear hats, not just any hat, Vietnam Vet or Desert Storm vet hats, congrats on being gay!

The top hits of the 80s, a constant changing cycle of either hedonism, cuckery, or suicidal inclinations. Jump! Yeah-ah-ah juuump. Why did God punish Man with the top hits of the 80s? Why did the Argentinians lose the Falklands war? Because Man was finishing his atomization, this is all we have left

Washing machines are God's gift to everyone, what an incredible machine. Looking at it spin around all my clothes during cycles, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. What a fantastic machine, whoever made this machine should be made an honorary hero of the world, God bless their heart.

LEtssss fuckinggg GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KICK ITT YEAAHHHH

Hang chiropractors, throw them in furnaces and use their ashes for bonemeal minecraft style, every moron who supports chiropractors should be bulldozed into the soil and have trees planted in the spots where they were bulldozed so they can provide the oxygen they wasted by being alive.

Just woke up and am going to a job interview, my first proper thought of the morning is of a machine that recycles dead hookers into alive hookers after a certain amount of dead hookers is reached. 4 dead hookers to make a live one, each dead hooker representing a quarter of an alive hooker.

I have made my entrance and grand debut, hello friends.

I have seen the New Adventures Await, Buddy, they are not worth the piss in my kidney or the kidney stones also located in my kidney.