Yall were a fucking delight to have over. Welcome to Chicago boys! Your hole growing bigger here is….inevitable 😈

Birthday Gape 🎉 I may be 38, but I’m plugging at a 42nd grade level.

PUSSIES PLEASE!

Damn 50+ seems to be the new normal. Love seeing people show up. This is how we make community!

What in the late-stage-capitalism hell is this.

REALLY hoping I can get my fat lips on a snuckle- I’ve heard only good things about it. 😈

I got my priest collar. So come get blessed 💦

For Thomas 🙏

Another pussy I’m glad to have brought into the world 👅

A year ago today I became a homo-owner again. It’s been a fuckin year, but still greatful to be where I’m at.

Oh how I miss you buddy. ♥️

Only took about 10 minutes. Let’s do it, men. 👊🏻

You heard him.

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I’m so excited for Palm Sunday. Got my priest collar in the mail 😈

OH IM SO HERE FOR THIS THEME - I shall be there screaming the lords name in vain ✝️

Just brought one of the most beautiful pussies into the world.

Yall do not realize that just 10 years it was taboo to refer to your hole as a pussy and UNIMAGINABLE to call it a cunt. Everyone used to just block you’ mock you, (or worse) if you called it that. (Some still do 🙄) Shit words like bussy and munt (🤮) grew in use to try and skirt around the issue…

Hey @greasy20.bsky.social we gotta make this for Chicago.

This might be the first game I choose a fire starter. 🔥

Boy, daddy’s got a jock CUNT. 😈

I SEEM TO DO JUST FINE THANK YOU

Fucking insane that there are 67 people coming this afternoon and it’s not even the only fisting event going on today. Chicago is amazing y’all. 👊🏼

CAT checkpoint! Show me the post recent cat image on your phone.

11/10 would hump.

A LOT of sluts have moved to Roger’s Park as of January. Sniffies grid is actually kinda packed 🥵

Ok downtown Chicago we need to have a talk. Why have I been asked if I party four times today? By guys my age. What are we doing. Why are you being so reckless? I thought we knew better than this.

I’ve been suckin dick in the public bathroom on my work lunch break - all types of guys show up. (Honestly kinda crazy how many dudes are down) Last week a guy smiled, huffed, and nodded in approval when he opened the stall door and saw me he shot a huge load. Been riding that all week. 😇

Put your head in.

I will be there and I swear to fucking god my clean out better cooperate this time 😆

I love that fisting tourism has become a thing, and new holes just flock to Chicago. Come visit boys 😈

Good morning puthy.

Can’t wait for this one - the Jackhammer parties are unmatched. Hopefully this time my clean out will cooperate 😂

Morning after 🔥

Some of you haven’t been fireside fisted to Alice In Chains by your FFdad and it shows. @fistedbutt.bsky.social

Gaping with excitement for MAL this weekend 😈

FUUUUCK this boy is doing things we’ve all only ever dreamed of.

Headed to Mid Atlantic Leather this weekend 😈 Haven’t been in years - what’s the fisting scene like these days?

Got a chance to meet and talk to an older fister who was a member of MAFIA in 1980 - just two years after its founding. And he couldn’t believe how large and multigenerational the crowd was! He further explained how challenging fisting was back then due to prolific drug use…

GOOD morning - excited about the Hole-A-Days.

Y’all simply just do not understand how having a big hole used to be SO taboo - the xtube search results for “fisting” used to be like 5 pages MAX. People used to openly mock me for my big hole in Detroit gay bars. One of those people is now a fister. Still an asshole tho. lol

Pups: if you know that someone is not a pup, please use words to communicate with them in a social space.

Now THIS is why I value non-profit membership fisting groups over generic fisting parties. With all the money I put into fisting events through the year, I always feel good about attending MAFIA because I know that money goes right back into the community. Excited for this one 👊🏼

Morning wood is back.

Excited to see the community. And see inside them. 👅

Hey Bert 👋🏼

TOO what end 🎶

It’s impossible to make a completely “good” decision, so might as well not make any! Do you hear yourself?

If you’re upset that our government doesn’t have principals and our politicians are puppets for the highest bidder, but you can’t even get yourself to leave Twitter because of the little dopamine release you get seeing a 👍. Then you’re just as pathetic as them. Stand up for something.