CAT checkpoint! Show me the post recent cat image on your phone.

11/10 would hump.

A LOT of sluts have moved to Roger’s Park as of January. Sniffies grid is actually kinda packed 🥵

Ok downtown Chicago we need to have a talk. Why have I been asked if I party four times today? By guys my age. What are we doing. Why are you being so reckless? I thought we knew better than this.

I’ve been suckin dick in the public bathroom on my work lunch break - all types of guys show up. (Honestly kinda crazy how many dudes are down) Last week a guy smiled, huffed, and nodded in approval when he opened the stall door and saw me he shot a huge load. Been riding that all week. 😇

Put your head in.

I will be there and I swear to fucking god my clean out better cooperate this time 😆

I love that fisting tourism has become a thing, and new holes just flock to Chicago. Come visit boys 😈

Good morning puthy.

Can’t wait for this one - the Jackhammer parties are unmatched. Hopefully this time my clean out will cooperate 😂

Morning after 🔥

Some of you haven’t been fireside fisted to Alice In Chains by your FFdad and it shows. @fistedbutt.bsky.social

Gaping with excitement for MAL this weekend 😈

FUUUUCK this boy is doing things we’ve all only ever dreamed of.

Headed to Mid Atlantic Leather this weekend 😈 Haven’t been in years - what’s the fisting scene like these days?

Got a chance to meet and talk to an older fister who was a member of MAFIA in 1980 - just two years after its founding. And he couldn’t believe how large and multigenerational the crowd was! He further explained how challenging fisting was back then due to prolific drug use…

GOOD morning - excited about the Hole-A-Days.

Y’all simply just do not understand how having a big hole used to be SO taboo - the xtube search results for “fisting” used to be like 5 pages MAX. People used to openly mock me for my big hole in Detroit gay bars. One of those people is now a fister. Still an asshole tho. lol

Pups: if you know that someone is not a pup, please use words to communicate with them in a social space.

Now THIS is why I value non-profit membership fisting groups over generic fisting parties. With all the money I put into fisting events through the year, I always feel good about attending MAFIA because I know that money goes right back into the community. Excited for this one 👊🏼

Morning wood is back.

Excited to see the community. And see inside them. 👅

Hey Bert 👋🏼

TOO what end 🎶

It’s impossible to make a completely “good” decision, so might as well not make any! Do you hear yourself?

If you’re upset that our government doesn’t have principals and our politicians are puppets for the highest bidder, but you can’t even get yourself to leave Twitter because of the little dopamine release you get seeing a 👍. Then you’re just as pathetic as them. Stand up for something.

Today, Thomas would have been 35. The thing that cuts through this pain is the joy of community that Thomas was integral in creating. So many of us know each other due to his social investment. He INVESTED in showing up, filling his calendar, and making time for loved ones. Let’s do the same ❤️

On National Coming Out Day, know that I will always be an ally to you — no matter where you are on your journey. I know that times may be scary, but you are seen, safe, supported, and loved here in Illinois.

Gettin’ fisted in the back of dad’s pick up truck.

Woo hoo! Another jackhammer party 👊🏼

Share this post to help get the word out. We’re catching up since fist fest so the GA has been rescheduled for November. Let people know!

One of my favorite parts was this pigs eyes rolling in his head as he chugged the piss he was punching out of me. 🤩

Gettin’ fisted in the back of dad’s pick up truck.

It’s crazy they let me fly with this thing. ✈️: Fist Fest

Really missing Thomas this morning. Dreamt about him all last night, and headed to fist fest without him on Wednesday. This year will be hard. I’ll pour out a morning beer on the patio for ya bud. I love and miss you today.

Nice.

Oh man - leaving for fist fest in five days!! So excited to ffellowship with friends and get some sunlight on our buttholes. Also excited to remember and honor our beloved Thomas with international and extended ffamily.

My second favorite part of last night was crossing paths with a young newbie. When I pushed the door open to leave he clearly had been paused outside of it. Nervous. Surprised he rushed in…the exit. I didn’t realize what happened until the door closed, turned around and saw his frozen shadow…

Being gay is magic. Literally sex can be a fun pastime you engage in with your friends. Going to bathhouses together can be as fun as a spa day or festival. Encouraging your friends to be bigger sluts and seeing them light up from validation however brief is healing.

Holy fuck - I haven’t connected as a boy to a daddy like that in a long time. He was SO hot and SO hung I could barely fit my mouth around his dick. He stopped in his tracks to approach ME and he’d never had a hole like mine. 🤤 Thank you stranger. That was fucking beautiful. Love being gay.

THE PUSSY IN A GOOD MOOD BRING ME HANDS @steamworkschi.bsky.social

Only a dad with a dick like this could give birth to a cunt like mine.

Hopefully these pink lips get held wide open tonight at MAFIA

Help a fellow fister out. Anyone know of some job openings in Chicago? I know the economy sucks rn, but help if ya can!

UPDATE: there is no national or global Eagle entity. It’s literally just a name anyone can use. It’s typically in honor (and using the name recognition) from the Eagles Nest NYC which became just The Eagle NYC. Anyone can use it- and this has happened before in Portland.

Ok so if one eagle is an offshoot of an eagle in Atlanta, who’s the other eagle? I guess I would have just assumed an eagle in Atlanta was part of the national entity? But the national organization def wouldn’t allow two in the same city? Right?