Sometimes life throws you a tiny ginger boi

Strangers in lifts, we don’t have to talk. It’s fine.

Halloween girlies

I’m sure this is all fine

Accidentally switched my phone off silent mode and had to deal with the horror of it Making Noises while I used it for a brief moment

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We could have had chaos with Ed. Never forget. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

@skelmotron.bsky.social so I just read that the reason Creature of Havoc is nigh unbeatable is because the original version is full of misprints. I’m furious.

Fun to see other European countries fail to cobble together something approaching a working government for a change

French governmental churn rate currently making Liz Truss look like Tony Blair

Trying to write a letter to my Gran, but no.

incredible how transphobia is such a reliable bellwether for all the other terrible opinions someone holds

The Britpop revival I’ve been personally experiencing has got me thinking it would be fun to write an urban fantasy set in 90s London

There are too many podcasts.

Stupid brain/stupid walk

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Someone is in a silly mood

Seeing lots of people asking what the perfect pop punk autumn album is and the answer is Driveways’ entire discography. I will be taking no questions.

Superman should have a Kansas accent, right?

"From hell's heart I stab at thee!" 🎵 here in 🎵 Duck Berg

My biggest criticism of myself is that I’m the kind of person who religiously follows the instructions on a Pot Noodle

Me listening to people bitch about people at the other end of the office, knowing they don’t know I can hear the bitching.

Wife just asked if I want “high protein Greek yogurt or normal Greek yogurt” and what are we doing here? Greek yogurt IS high protein??? Like the process of making it Greek yogurt makes it high protein???

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

I made my first pumpkin spice latte of the month. It’s autumn. I don’t care if it’s 22° outside. I’m living like it’s 12° from now on.

How many podcasts do Pod Save America put out every day because it feels like two thousand

Weyland-Yutani debriefing calls be like:

Boiler died last night so I’ve just had an ice cold shower, and anyone who claims that’s good for you somehow is delusional

My cats from 10pm-5am: we are soft sleepy babies sleeping sweetly. My cats from 5am-now: what if I eat the laundry basket.

Really wanna take a week off work and get fully obsessive about Guild Wars 2 again

In the sketchbook today.

I can tell I’m never going to be a mega billionaire because when I see a parasitic alien dig it’s way into a sheep’s brain, my first response is not “wow there are so many possibilities here!” #alienearth

Alien Earth: let’s put all the alien samples we found in containment units. Except the giant goth eggs. Leave those out in the open.

Feels like a uniquely feminine experience to be taking two different medications to solve one problem and neither are working and one is causing a completely different problem.

Weyland-Yutani at the launch of every space mission: if you find something dangerous, like super *super* dangerous? Bring one back.

Day off.

I found a fresh baked croissant at the metro station shop. Hashtag tiny victories.

I did and I’m happy with my choice

I want some chocolate and a hot water bottle and I don’t have any chocolate and my hot water bottle is upstairs I don’t deserve this shoddy treatment

Talking with a colleague today about little things I think we could do to improve the HR processes at the new job. Realised they are mostly things I implemented myself at the dumpster fire old job and had a moment of “jfc it was never me. I was never the problem.”

Doctor: you have anemia. Here are some pills. Take one every day. Me: okay sounds logical. My brain: best start tomorrow tho. Me: okay also sounds logical.

I should listen to more Funeral Moth.

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I appreciate Sadiq Khan posting in favour of trans rights, but he needs to be clear that it is his own party that is visciously attacking trans rights in the UK.

Thought my girl was super thirsty but turns out she was pranking me.

Update: I didn’t have to take my coat off at the consulate. Nobody saw the cat hair.

I am so very tired of every single thing being so fucked

I have to go to the Peruvian consulate for work this morning and I’ve made the fatal error of dressing up nicely and not immediately leaving the house, so I’m going to arrive covered in white cat hair despite my best efforts.

Took a lot of balls on Robbie Williams’ part to release a paint-by-numbers cover of George Michael’s Freedom to show the world what he was capable of post-Take That.

Me on the Pride March: oooh that place over there does really good frozen mochas.