Scoops supports trans rights and trans wrongs

“This will probably go okay.” Terrible words to hear from a dentist.

They don’t write songs like they used to

Get a Maine Coon, they said. They’re so majestic and regal, they said.

I am once again begging people not to send me voice notes

Man, that DJ’s name was Dougal and I’m informed he is very famous and important

I can’t go through life suspiciously checking emails for AI content.

Nobody should be allowed to cover Love Will Tear Us Apart. It should be illegal. Nobody will do it well. We need to stop. We used to be a proper country.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

It’s #draculadaily season again!

*hisses* the prophecy…

Not drum and not bass but some secret third thing

Why the fuck won’t DJs keep quiet at raves I don’t care what you think about the venue Douglas just play Elysium

Birthday mantra

Cats when the activity requires zero cats

What’s the cure for pathological stubbornness

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We’ve taken a deep dive into the history of Now! That’s What I Call Music’s back catalogue today and let me tell you, there are SO many more Phil Collins songs than you realised.

Rosa pretending like she could fight me

Tiny domestic terrorist update

Would do some dark deeds for a Chicago Town microwave pizza right now

#Booksky, I've been working on a few short stories this year & just wanted to mention that I have a debut short story collection now available. You can read the first two stories here: read.amazon.com.au/sample/B0DRG... ALL MY PRETTIES (Hansel & Gretel vibes) & LOST IN TIME (Medusa vibes).

Every fucking website is like “sorry, we don’t employ humans anymore! Try our chatbot for help!” And every fucking chatbot is like “sorry! I don’t have that information! Good luck!”

*side-eyeing America*

Deathcore bands be like; this song is very personal to me. It’s called Festing Defilement of the Flesh-Rot and it’s forty minutes long.

The idea of Nigella Lawson interacting with Noel Fielding is absolutely dazzling

Man. Now of all times, just let the people have their cocaine.

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/35760 『やわもっちハムスター キンクマ大集合！』4月発売予定。 "Soft and Squishy Hamsters: A Great Collection of Kinkuma Hamsters!" is scheduled for release in April. #ガチャポン #gachapon

Yoga with friends

If you were a Raticate and some dipshit kid threw a Charizard at you, there is no way you would fight it. You would rightfully peace the fuck out.

It’s so depressing that the whole world is going to hell because of one giant stupid fucking baby and that nobody will do anything about the giant stupid fucking baby.

Tiny blond kitten update: he’s actually doubled in weight since November, so he’s not going to be tiny for too long!

The most peaceful start to a new year

I didn’t have a period once for sixteen years and now apparently I’m going to have one every other week to make up for it 🤬

"And Tiny Tim, who shall never die, still lies dreaming in Old R'lyeh, turning and twisting in fitful malice until the stars align once more."

You ever think about all the building Bruce Wayne has done around Gotham to facilitate being Batman? All the underground tunnels? You ever think about who built all that and what happened to them afterwards? Batman killed them.

Trying to art-journal like I’m a guy in a Lovecraft short story.

Your timeline has been booped

Just seen a white dude sign off a social media post about his first child with “Wu Tang forever” and I’m thinking of making this my email signature.

Smol ginger boi update. I actually think he’s really a blonde

I had a dream last night I was staying in a really fancy hotel and as I got into the lift to go to my room, the bellboy was like “oh be careful on floor two, that’s where the xenomorphs are.”

Sometimes life throws you a tiny ginger boi

Strangers in lifts, we don’t have to talk. It’s fine.

Halloween girlies

I’m sure this is all fine

Accidentally switched my phone off silent mode and had to deal with the horror of it Making Noises while I used it for a brief moment

water cooled pc 🦈 #art #sharks

We could have had chaos with Ed. Never forget. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...