Ok, I know we said No Kings today but just hear me out…

Ok great! Even more places are getting taxed!

Me looking at my 401K in the morning.

My dog ate my homework.

Dear electrician from the 1980’s: It’s me, David from the year 2025….. Thank you. Your work has been recognized and greatly appreciated in the future. You may now rest in peace.

Can anyone guess what show I’m at?

If I buy a Maple Leafs jersey from China and pay for it in pesos, what’s the tariff?

Today’s spammer txt message.

It's that time of year again.

They are quick!

My other retro find.

Todays retro score.

Help, I can’t get up. She has me pinned down.

Happy new year! Now go do your taxes.

Here is what my workbench looked like 13 years ago.

Todays spammer response

December 24th 9PM eastern standard time. From here on in I shoot without a script.

Truly a sad day. A true American hero has been arrested.

Tonight’s spam txt message.

Black Friday Starts At Midnight! Are you ready?

I don’t think it’s fair that my generation - Had to help our parents use a printer - Had to help our kids use a 3D printer