Ophiology is the study of snakes. Just snakes. Not lizards, crocodiles, turtles, or tuataras. Snakes.

I just discovered that my spouse has chosen to go to a Whole Foods in Cambridge 36 hours before Christmas and my question for you is, How many days do I have to wait before I call the police to report a missing person?

I just read that Jane's Addiction is breaking up, and now I don't know what year it is.

Online age verification isn't the same as a quick ID flash: it's surveillance. These systems collect your data and undermine your ability to anonymously access and discuss sensitive topics online. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

#GVerse #Food4Thought For no reason at all… Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention: Pam Bondi meet John Mitchell.

The House Oversight Committee has released a bunch of new photos showing Epstein, Trump, sex toys, Trump, Clinton, Trump, Woody Allen, Trump-branded condoms, and Trump being uncomfortably cozy with one another and with a number of young women. Also, there's this: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/turkin

This week I learned that Queen Elizabeth II claimed among her titles "Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska." I realize this sounds exactly like something I would make up. I did not make this up.

“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”

I cannot fucking wait for the midterms.

Cornell is the new Trump University. www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...

This is the best thing on the internet.

I'm just going to go ahead and guess that r/LeopardsAteMyFace is going to see a sizeable uptick in traffic this evening.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

An inaugural limerick: “I know I'll just love this new job! It sets me apart from the mob. I can go to state dinners And hang out with winners And ponder which peasants to rob."