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new recipes to try. I have already read three of them and am almost finished with a fourth. all excellent.

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I guess Truth Social and X we’re not providing enough for @whitehouse-47.bsky.social. but it’s not like anyone was clamoring to know that they can’t figure out how bathrooms work or why King Dong has so much difficulty with low flow toilets.

there is a laundry list of things that make circumcision on babies problematic. “causes autism” is not one of them. thank you for your attention on this matter.

phew. #txlege

IT IS THE LAST DAY TO REGISTER TO VOTE OR UPDATE YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION FOR THE 2025 TEXAS CONSTITUTIONAL ELECTION. #txlege

let’s see if 2’ X 2’ tiles are any more impervious to Dobby’s circles than the 1’ X 1’s which just seem to fly when she’s doing them without Muffin in the middle.

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sometimes Muffin thinks he can smell like lizard.

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the way Republicans talk these days is like “what if Vogan poetry and L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E had a BUTT TITS UH BAY BEE?” only more annoying.

no, Article III Section 10 allows the Senate to adopt rules to penalize state senators who break quorum—the House can adopt rules to penalize state reps who break quorum. all you have to do is to read the words. #txlege #HB18

A Holenijosa is advised that the governor has the authority to apply veto period fundraising restrictions during special sessions. he doesn’t do it because it would also apply to him. he is further advised that he is NOT in the House so #HB18 would violate the state constitution. #txlege

upon hearing that Jodie Laubenberg has passed, I'd like to remind you that in 2013 she said, "the emergency rooms they have what’s called rape kits, that the woman can get cleaned out, basically like a D and C." Politifact rated the statement #PantsOnFire. #txlege

Cyrus Reed knows how I feel about "ISLE B BRIFF". he should not use it. no one should. #txlege

pretty sure perpetuity is NOT defined as "until the good lord breaks the crowd and takes them home" as Perry just said. #txlege

T Boone Pickens reference. DRRRRINK! #txlege #HB27

these guys couldn't put down a number that didn't scare the fuck out of people with private wells? #txlege #HB27

this does not set a dangerous precedent. we use moratoriums all the time. we saw with Lost Pines and Post Oak Savanah that people were lied to when they thought they were selling *part of their own* groundwater rights and turned out to be selling their whole neighborhood’s. #txlege

it took way too long for them to answer the question “is the DFC modeling of the Carrizo Wilcox separated for convenience or because there are geological features that separate the water supply within the aquifer?” it’s the former. #txlege #HB27

the chair of the Trinity and Neches Valley GCD says they have 1.5 FTEs and a budget of $200K. they've never seen an application like the one they received. they had 500 people show up angry about this permit application at one of their meetings. so that's fun. #txlege #HB27

so these water export fucks applied for pumping permits for the Carrizo-Wilcox and in one permit it is 120% and another 200% of the water in the aquifer. so let's not. #txlege #HB27

but if we don't have the moratorium, these dorks can start exporting water and then say they're too big to fail if the study says, "Texas does not have enough water to export it." #txlege #HB27

we did a moratorium of activity for the concrete crushing factory they want to put next to the silicon chip factory to study the issue. but, again, this is not the right committee to put #HB27 in. #txlege

you should know the science before you vote for bills, Campbell. unfortunately, y'all often don't care about science one little bit. at least you care when someone is trying to take all the water in East Texas. #txlege

"LISSEN, COTTONFART! U NO GET INTO TOPO CHICO GRAPHIES COZ ADUMB GONNA GET A CONFUZE. WE DO DA BIRB I VIEW!" ~ Dobby #HB27 #txlege

wondering why this is in the disaster committee and not WARA. because AHolenijosa has not been here long enough to get into water policy. #HB27 #txlege

Perry wishes we had talked about water during the regular session even though he's the chair of the committee and the day before (5/10/22) the hearing that viral video came from (5/11/22) was an interim hearing on water. it was a much better hearing. #txlege

Shrodinger's Conversation About Texas Water: both 179 years old and never happened before. we believe in science and we also don't believe in science. we believe in property rights and purchased surface water rights and also slurping groundwater water out from under people. #HB27 #txlege

common sense is pedestrian. it should cover how to use a bathroom stall, but Orr can’t even figure that out. so she doesn’t even have common sense. #txlege #SB8

Orr is not gonna be able to answer this anymore than she’ll say she was wrong about RRISD. #txlege

Bryant has had 2 years to not misgender that little girl and… nope. #txlege #SB8

I know WHY it’s called the screw worm, but SCREW WORM sounds like something you’d call a legislator. #txlege

a win for Uvalde. good job with the amendment, Don. #txlege #HB15

SCOT just denied Ken Paxton's motion to quash the El Paso District Court's restraining order awarded against him to Beto and PXP. #txlege

great question. #txlege #HB7 #SB8

tokophobia (aka fear of pregnancy and childbirth) is extremely common. it affects around 14% of pregnant women and up to 43% of women of childbearing age. 1/4 #txlege #HB7

they're fighting for the rights of imaginary children to be treated as incubators. awesome. #txlege

a dude who wants to end a woman's pregnancy is not gonna tell her he's putting abortion pills or rat poison in her food. he may just get a gun. pregnancy increases risks to women of all kinds including being murdered. #txlege #HB7

this is an attack on Wes Virdell's imaginary granddaughter. #txlege

sorry, Rep. J. Jones. ivermectin is approved for use in humans as an anti-parasitic, but it is only available with a prescription except for some topical lice treatments. it is most commonly used in areas of the world where diseases associated with intestinal parasites are common. #txlege

Tinderholt makes me vomit because he looks like a walking penis. pretty sure that could have been on the list if the list was "things we don't like about Republicans". #txlege

so basically if Slaton had knocked up that intern and she had an abortion, since she didn't seek to hold him accountable, he could have gotten a $100K check from it. #txlege