I’m watching “The Year Without a Santa Claus” and everyone has 4 fingers - not just Mrs. Claus and the elves and Heat Miser and them but that buck toothed human kid too. Fuck’s happening here?

Watching FOX News is like watching a broadcast from that alternate reality where the Confederate States won the Civil War.

Just get him out of office before we start building those stupid boats. Cybertrucks of the sea, those.

They’re so dumb. They take down a picture of Trump with some women/girls allegedly because they want to “protect the victims” but then they realize if that’s the case, Trump’s right there grinning like a goon with said “victims.” So they put the shit back up.

If one mord post in my feed spells pedophile “pedaphile” I’m off BlueSky. I can’t take it.

Think he’ll declassify the UAP files before tomorrow? That would be an A plus distraction.

So that was AI?

OTDDS = On Trump’s Dick Derangement Syndrome. That’s what they got.

Trump’s reclassifying weed so him and/or his damn kids can sell “Trump Buds” or some shit.

Sonofabitch. Are people posting “Release the Epstein files” just to get likes? Is that what this redundancy is about? Because I keep wondering why anyone would think they’d get released before December 19th. It’s like honking in traffic: totally futile. If it’s to get likes and boost feeds? YUCK.

It’s obvious but what worries me is that they’re acting like an opposition party will never come to power again.

Am I the only one who sometimes sees a painting of Anthony Bourdain and wonders why someone would ever hang a portrait of Jeffery Epstein up anywhere?

You know that pipe bomber is straight up MAGA because they ain’t said shit about him since he was arrested.

At the next press conference I want a reporter to ask Trump to talk about the Biden administration more just to see what happens.

All that Somali shit they’re saying is mad racist and plays to tropes and stereotypes so easily identifiable as such that it’s blowing my mind, man.

Just real quick: how is basket of deplorables so offensive but garbage people Somalis okay? Oh wait. Racism. Got it.

This is driving me nuts and I need someone to explain it to me. According to the administration there are a ton of undocumented killers in this country. They’re hidden and living among us. 1/

According to the news Americans are always “looking for answers.” This is a bad sign.

After Babbit, this would be the second female service member he got killed with his over the top nonsense.

Fucked up my first thought is “false fliechstag.”

That Trump “let’s make a new name for Trumpublican” or whatever post feels like phishing. Everyone’s got a (good/funny) name suggestion to post and then boom. Hooked. Don’t like it. Chum.

How does a guy who hates Chinese people and hates Black people demand that a movie starring a Chinese guy and a Black guy get made and it does? Studio head is stupido head on that. Donald’s the only dude who wants to see a Rush Hour 4 and he’ll probably be dead by the time it wraps.

This may be an unpopular opinion but I’d bet 80% of Trump’s “crazy” posts are written by Steven Cheung. It doesn’t make things any better.

Who remembers when the liner notes to hip hop records were basically a wall of shout outs to damn near every rapper in existence at the time? Those were great. Loved ‘em.

If the President wasn’t going to have them do illegal shit why’d all the JAG lawyers get fired?

Weird that I’m not seeing any H Rap Brown or Jimmy Cliff RIPs in my feed.

Conjuring IV = mad boring.

They don’t say “fuck you” enough in movies anymore.

I like that Conservatives run Mamdani down for being a nepo baby while totally ignoring everyone named Trump, including the guy in the White House who ONLY got where he was on account of his Nazi loving dad.

I don’t know that quoting Epstein saying Trump’s a bad dude is a good strategy. Epstein was garbage and probably thought he, Epstein, was a good guy. It’s a terrible yardstick.

Fishy

Being driven insane that right wing pundits saying the President can’t be a grifter because “he doesn’t need the money.” Yes. Welcome to grifting. It’s not about needing the money, it’s about WANTING it.

What Should I Do With My Playbill? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/t... Far be it from me to call anything a “First World Problem” but guys. GUYS.

Also not for nothing but if he can knock down the White House he can for damn sure burn a file.

He had the files scrubbed or drew on them with a Sharpie, which means it’s going to be another letdown. Al Capone’s Vault City, mes amies.

Do all cornered animals fight viciously for survival? There have to be some that are like “fuck it, forget it.” Possums for one. And they have hella teeth.

Also, also I know this won’t be popular but slapping the name “pedo protector” on somebody might get them shot. Just ask Comet Pizza. I make no moral judgment, I’m just saying that kind of thing happens.

I find myself thinking “people are mad stupid” too much.

Did I just hear Vance say there was a housing crisis because illegals have taken the houses meant for American citizens? Aren’t these illegals supposed to be released lunatics, pardoned murderers, and trafficked children? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY BUYING HOUSES FROM?!? EXPLAIN OR SHUT UP.

PBS did us a solid and dropped the whole Epstein emails. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Democrats are playing one dimensional chess and shit.

Having just seen Predator Badlands and earlier this summer the Alien TV show plus a bunch of other Alien movies, somebody needs to tell me how Weyland Utani makes money because they fuck up EVERY TIME.

Also, bonus, Trump gets to make how weak and ineffective Democrats are into a talking point. Infuriating.

Does it just seem like an “Influencer” dies every day because there are so many damn “Influencers?”

I can’t stop cracking myself up thinking that RFK Jr. is still running away from that fainting dude. I picture him dwindling against the horizon…

That a guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE officer is not going to jail makes the news sums up the absurdity of the age.

HAHAHA Johnson’s whole presser today is about making Trump feel better not the shutdown.

Can we do a Pelosi/McConnell two-hander now where they have to team up and solve a murder on a boat or something?

Let down once again by a “resealable bag.”

Why do people allow the President to say things like “Communism hasn’t worked for a thousand years?” How is it no one straight guffaws during interviews when he starts in with the kooky stuff? Is that why people on Fox and 60 Minutes and CNN get paid so much? For not laughing in his face?