Touch of the Ange’s about this performance. Is that a bad thing…a good thing? Who knows.

Good. #COYS

Seriously would do it now.

If I was an English Test batsman I would simply not get myself out. #Ashes 🏏

Declare! #Ashes 🏏

Would have snapped your hand off for a point before the game. A leader’s performance. All eyes on Saturday now. #COYS

Haha…OMG The worlds slowest overhead goal

9 minutes added. Might get another shot in. Fingers crossed.

What is this bullshit.

A shot from the edge of the area….again.

Bentancur after his various long term injuries should not be starting games for us. He’s a walking yellow card at this level now. Get Gray on. Blood the future. #COYS

We had a 3 on 3 then, and 4 passes later it was back with Vicario.

Bergvall is going to be a great player in a side that plays good football. Hopefully it’s us.

I’m not Palinha’s biggest fan, but to start him at home to Fulham, and not start him away at Newcastle is mental. #COYS

Slept on it. Even though it’s only been 3 and a half months a change of manager is required.

If Johnson isn’t getting on in a game in which we’re losing to Fulham at home, I’d imagine his time is limited at the club. Wonder if he will manage to outstay Thomas Frank?

Couldn’t get any worse in the 2nd half, but the tactics for me are just to try and spam crosses in. This style of football is not for me.

Simple game isn’t it. Creative player in midfield. Attacking threats on either flank.

Everytime Udogie gets the ball he has no one to pass to. He comes back inside to VDV. So lopsided and frankly shite.

All of you who say Frank has got no idea and has no tactics…you’re wrong. Earlier in the season it was down to Kudus to pull something miraculous off. Well Frank has adapted it’s now down to Kolo Mauni. #COYS

All I will say is Ange was sacked for less then what is currently being offered up presently.

It doesn’t matter who plays in the midfield as Frank doesn’t use it.

At least we’ve got 4 players in midfield who can watch the ball as it’s hoofed up to Richarlison. #COYS

Warning bad language. Not one of these fuckers is marking or tracking runs.

This is disgusting

Another edge of the box strike

Without coming across as an old man…the Champions League table is just too long isn’t it.

Take the positives from that onto Saturday #COYS

At least we have given the Champions of Europe a game (and helped them along the way). Take the confidence into the league games. Handbrake off Thomas. #COYS

I’m going to whisper it…but this is Ange levels of defensive fallibility.

That was frankly terrible defending.

This is Tottenham. Front foot. No fear. #COYS

The ultimate commentator’s curse from Hoddle.

Never change you beautiful bastards. Dog shit on Sunday. Sublime on Wednesday. #COYS

Lange is equally culpable as Frank for the current state of things. Will either of them be shown the door…highly unlikely. Apathy setting in.

Good job our next league game is Saturday at 8pm, as I have hundred and one better things to be doing with my time then watch that.

We’ve given Eze more time in this game then we did in the Summer.

Romero must be fuming signing that contract in the Summer.

Genuinely what are the tactics here. What has Frank told them before the game? Why can’t we pass? Ange had his downsides but at least we fucking passed the ball. We’ve been like this all season. Atrocious.

Now we have to do something. I’m not holding my breath.

22 minutes of pure Jose ball.

To Dare is to Do (little passing)

Romero and Van de Ven are our best players, however would ideally like to play in a style when they’re not in the game for the full 90 minutes. #COYS

Us of a certain vintage can recall some really bad performances in Australia (against high quality opposition) However with that group of players and the position they were in 5 hours ago that is a disgrace. God I’m fuming. #Ashes 🏏

Match winning innings by Head, but England bowlers have not changed their approach to him. Do something different bowl outside off stump with a field set. Bowl short consistently. They’ve just let him dictate. #Ashes 🏏

Today has been a “we’ve been away from home for months, just want to get back” performance from England. This is day 2 of the series. Does not bode well. #Ashes 🏏

With Bazball we’re told that you’ve got to take the rough with the smooth. However when the rough is far outweighing the smooth we should start scrutinising the approach and also certain players place in the side. #Ashes 🏏

Stokes needs to come on. His ability to snaffle a wicket or two is crucial now.

When he came out to open, I thought that was a bold choice. Looks as though Head is winning this for the Aussies.

I cannot stress this enough. The state of Jake Weatherald’s earrings.