Stone Cold Steve Autism

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Billy Crustal

if you spell the word "blimp" with a y so it looks like "blymp" it makes it an even more disgusting, off-putting word

hundreds of tiny mouthlets

it's a hip-hop operating system

dude, you're gettin' a Dell! I know you wanted a more modern, powerful computer, but you're getting a 2004 Dell PC with Windows XP installed instead, okay? why are you looking at me like that, you little punk! stop crying. stop fuckin crying i said!!

and/orville redenbacher

two wang clan

of all the things i like to sing, music is probably #1 with a bullet

slipnslide

bah gawd

the 1969 Corrective Move

some consider me The People's Princess

swivet

World Menopause Day

I enjoy a good magnet

my dad was Orville Redenbacher (no relation)

The mayor of Flavortown is Guy Fieri. The comptroller of Flavortown is Edward A. Farkas, while Meredith Pullman heads the Flavortown Economic Development Council.

The Eminem Store

my pee smells like ham

strumpet

An apple a day keeps the doctor away if you throw it hard enough

pogs should be an olympic sport

Soddamn Insane

say it but also spray it

Muppets take Manhattan and won't give it back. They rule the island with an iron fist

wet orb

appletini

PREMNAS

Nipple fixation and lawsuit

im an indoorsman

BEST WHALE BANDS: 1. Urge Overkrill 2. The Beached Boys 3. Foster The Porpoise

glandio

ocean gypsy

bananular

less cowbell

smoke2k

replying to my posts is violence

the comic strip "Garfield" should do a story arc where Jon Arbuckle dies alone in his house, and Garfield and Odie have to eat him in order to keep from starving

turbocancer

smol business owner

ollieing over your preconceived notions of me and kickflipping into your heart

SATCHMO

they're calling it the most bluesky meme of all time

Butts Lightyear

i haven't been the same since i learned there's a person out there named "Brilyn Hollyhand". it's fucked up and wrong