"It's manslaughter monday, if you even care."

You'd think, sure But like then you're getting spicy, the tensions are high, the clothes are off You're ready to go down on him and suddenly it elongates out and he has a party blower for a cock And you say "Sheogorath, please I want to go down on you" and then you're a cheese wheel for some reason

Bruh I thought this was an image of a ballsack and I was about to scream

"Don't like it..? Hm, thought that'd work for sure..." Pulling the meatball off the hook, Lovecraft instead opted to eat it herself. "You're the boom man, right?"

Cocking her head to the side, Lovecraft though for a moment about how best to answer such a question. After few seconds of silence, she raised a finger and spoke up. "Beyond."

"But do you need her..? I'll be everything you ever need...everyONE you'll ever need. I'll do it without hijacking your graph and being a nuisance to you." Shooting a mean looking glance at Virginia. "...so, I can get rid of her for you..."

"Hmm, hmm. Yes, yes, I follow. Mine won't help though." Her head dropped down, almost as if she was sad to admit such a thing. "MY phatasm thingy just lets me look at far away places."

//Alright I've put off my replies and starters to play FFXIV long enough, time to get them done.

@lemarchanddelamort.bsky.social Dangles a meatball on a fishing line in front of Alfred-

⠀ ⠀⠀❝𝘖𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴.❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...𝗦𝗼 𝗜 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗱. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙎𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜. ⠀

"To be a mother and a father is tricky. a struggle to be sure...however I must be both...and I feel no Regrets. I keep to the shadows to keep my daughters safe." Rain Morrigan, The Flipping Spy #MVRP #OCRP #VerselessRP #Fandomless #BskyRP

"...I'm not exposing my body for this day, if anyone is wondering. 'Oh, because we'd go insane from looking at your form, Lovecraft?' NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PERVERT, JASON."

//Alright, the gremlin urges have been satisified. We fix now.

//My gifs are not sending as gifs today is a terrible day

"Spiritual traps... You mean like trapping someone inside their own mind in a realm of endless torment!?" The smile on her face was a little too wide. "...probably not though. More like this, huh." Taps the side of the box.

Immediately Lovecraft latches onto the other side of him as well, glaring daggers at Virginia. "Hmph, you proposed! Was it a joke?! Do you really need me AND her? Am I not good enough for you?!"

"It's okay, Eddy, it's okay. You don't need her any more, you have me. You only need me, you'll only EVER need me...forever."

"Oh I admire your work as well, Eddy. But YOU are the one who brought those works to the world, the one who brought those stories to life..." Giving a quiet giggle, Lovecraft gently fiddled with her hair as a light blush rose up on her cheeks. "...and the one who brought my heart ablaze~"

Ooo, another bandwagon to steal!

"𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦"

Uses sovereign glue to stick a sword hilt atop a large rock. "This is gonna drive the mortals crazy for at LEAST a hundred years!"

Shoves Virginia aside. Looks upon Poe with a look of wonder and affection. "Ahh, my precious Eddy... I KNEW you'd come around to appreciate my affections eventually!"

"Hmph. Very well. I will allow this...for now." Stuffing the photograph into her pocket, she turned her attention back to her captor. "What study do you wish to perform, and must I remain trapped in this box during them?"

"You have others vying for your affection..?" Her voice raised a few octaves at the end, what seemed to be a genuine sense of wonder in her tone...before her teeth gritted and her brow furrowed. "NO. I WON'T ALLOW IT. WHO ARE THEY? I'LL RID THE WORLD OF THEM."

//Noticing a 'trend' in some of my recent followers, so I'll just say this now. I do not write smut. You wouldn't want me to anyway. While I don't mind following people who are smut focused and writing with them, it's never gonna turn smutty. Not even a fade to black.

"EX-ACT-LY. So you can only imagine how long I've been waiting for you... And my sweet Eddy, oh have I waited..." Letting out a quiet and oddly sinister sounding giggle, the tendrils slowly recede back into her body. "But now you're here. And I can keep an eye on you...forever~"

"Ah, yes. A normal box. A BOX USED TO TRAP ME. I must respect the rules of engagement." Lovecraft gave a knowing nod, as though this was common knowledge. "I have fallen for your trap. I must wait until you free me..."

"Kid...kid...kid... Lovecraft is a kid... HAH." Her head leaned back, as though in laughter before her body snapped forwards again. "Maybe you're just freakishly tall, did you ever think of that?! NO. BECAUSE YOU ONLY EVER THINK ABOUT YOURSELF."

"Lead...in my head..? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. AT LEAST THERE'D BE SOMETHING THERE." Boucning on the spot, Lovecraft clapped her hands together excitedly. "You should be careful though. Next time you threaten me, I won't be so polite."

"You would DARE refer to my wonderful Eddy as bait?!" Letting out a feral hiss, Lovecraft held the picture tighter, so much so that her nails began to rip into it. "It's good for you I am trapped inside this box..."

"I. Don't. CARE. ALIVE OR NOT, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT ME." With a growl, The tendrils tightened suddenly to a crushing degree, before quickly easing up on the pressure. Leaning her head on the back of Poe's shoulder, she gave a quiet sigh. "Well that's okay. You're here now. NEVER LEAVE AGAIN."

//Me liking someone's starter call only to realize they also liked mine.

//Alright I have some stuff to do so any further starters and replies are gonna have to wait until later on.

'Lovecraft what are you?' "I am Lovecraft, madness incarnate." 'No I mean what gender are you?' "I identify as a cosmic entity." 'No, what's in your pants?' "HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION."

Imma just leave this up while I finally get to those starters, haha-!

𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐝, 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲! 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝!

𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟