I love that we got married in October 😭

I made a mistake with a client and I had to call them back to explain my error and they were so nonchalant it almost made me cry. Why is basic human decency about to make me cry?!

What am I going to do with a submarine?!

hyper individualism is the death of community. it’s the death of love.

Mitt Romney is Mormon?!

My mom is in her FAFO era and I love that for her.

Putting a lamp in my bathroom is one of the best things I’ve done for myself in a while.

This other mf I follow on IG just reposted a video from an account called FLATEARTHLOGIC….unironically 😭

Not this grown ass woman who is a teacher putting the ‘$’ after the number 😭 my morning is ruined

I have a feeling I’m going to be doing a lot of crying today 😭

There are people who really don’t put hot sauce on their plain chips

Me waking up before my kids this morning

There’s this fn I work with that has every quality one can possess to be considered a terrible person and it’s been so entertaining to watch everyone else start to pick up on what I peeped so long ago. I love when I’m right and I don’t have to lift a finger to prove so. 😂

lol I have no interest in clearing my name from rumors. Whatever you heard about me..believe it

Omg it’s Coachella?! I live for the drama of the rich and empties…the highlights of performances are nice too 🙂‍↕️

Desperate people do desperate things.

To be eaten alive is to be chewed

How do we feel about this statement: when there’s no fear of death, there’s no need for religion

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR THE DISCO

“It never gave dead!” -Jesus

Savory oatmeal is amazing.

I did the Anastasia cut…I think this is the best haircut I’ve ever done

Pretty sure my best friend still planned a birthday party for me 😂 she’s hard headed af

Just got caught up with Invincible…Mark isn’t dead. It’s fine. 🙂‍↕️

bruh no words can describe how much i hate Pam Bondi. Fuck that bitch

Vote in the anime awards you nerds #anime #animesky #anisky #blacksky #blerdsky www.crunchyroll.com/animeawards/

Tired almond nails…I hate them 😭

Marry Beyonce Fuck Ciara Kill JLo

Whats really good

I was night itself.

Ima make an actual black list at work for them crazy ass customers who be yelling at me

I think people who tell you the same story without any recollection they’ve already told you are so interesting. Like you really just be yapping with no intention huh? How many times have you told this story to someone? 😂

I wonder what happened to that dream young me once had

I’m tryna take a lengthy break from caffeine because it was getting to the point where I’d take like 200mg and feel nothing but now I’m so sleepy I need like ima fall asleep at my desk

Being pleasant and acting like you care will get you so far at work or at least make it harder to get fired

Without you is how I disappear

Forgot my headphones at home again 😭

Craving a tomato sandwich

Death by micro plastics I guess

New Yorkers that move down south and complain about everything are so annoying like just take the train/bus back then!

lol from a meme thread 😂

Ngl it took me a long time to truly understand Israel’s global positioning and relevance. The US propaganda machine is strong

Always got my keffiyeh on me 🇵🇸

I’m in that weird space where i dont know if its allergies or if i have a cold 🤧

At least it’s Friday 🫩

Wish I had an Addie 🫠

It’s JJK day

This kink in my neck is gunna make me crash out