Now watching: The Umbrella Academy I’m late to this one but so far pretty good. My new goal is making a dent in my IMDb watch list.

A thread: So I’m on the last season, and I’ve got a lot of thoughts. Lmao. Im really glad I rewatched it with my fully developed adult brain. There were things I didnt understand the first time around that make sense now & I still love Olivia as a main character (I love me a strong sexy woman lead)

With ice raids increasing in the area, people who are undocumented are going to want to limit their driving as much as possible. Offer to run errands and pick up things for them like groceries, meds, even their kids. We have to support each other and stay vigilant.

Ha was complaining about how sleepy I was..til I saw a spider 😭

I will literally avoid driving at night because of how miserable it is with these bright ass headlights

I can’t sleep 😭

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Shit me too because I took a big L yesterday 😭

But if we raise them right, the next generation of men could be great

people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

I'm just smart enough to know I'm kind of a dumb ass.

GANG GANG. DO YOU GANG BANG?!

Shut tf up when you hear love talking

Conservatives went from “it’s a hoax” to “he’s not in the files” to “he barely even knew Epstein” to “yea he was there a lot but he didn’t participate” to “ok but how old is 15 really?”

I must hop on this train 😂 I’ll never pass up an opportunity to troll my kids.

Shoutout to my husband 🥰✨

Am I crazy or am I passionate?

I fear I fit the stereotype of crazy Latina 😭

I had to make a fake twitter just to verify if certain tweets were real 😭

Costco hotdog for lunch is undefeated

I’m a crybaby everywhere BUT work! Can’t have them motherfuckers thinkin I’m soft😤

Mashed potatoes for dinner because literally nothing matters.

Any day can be the day you decide to do things differently.

✨These people not gone irritate me today and the workday will fly by! ✨

lol let the people be jolly. I will say I’m usually one of those who decorates early but I’m really not feeling festive this year

The roll of paper towels when I’m in the kitchen cooking:

Monday Mood:

Oink today die tomorrow

About to clean the fuck out this place

I know the trend is to have slimmer bodies and all these celebrities are dissolving work they’ve previously gotten done but I wholeheartedly believe fat ass and big titties will never go out of style 🤷🏽‍♀️

Loved season 1, can’t wait to watch season 2

I was looking at my tattoos last night just admiring the work I’ve gotten done. Man, I can’t imagine what it feels like to regret your tattoos.

Welp chat if I can get 500 pre orders of my book I will be able to get a new car I just got pre approved for a new loan!!!!!

Tho I have had white men compliment my hair when I’m just wearing my natural hair out, I think they were just in awe at how majestic it is 💅

Saying a whole lot without actually giving them any info is an art

Open, gotta be able to hear if my babies call for me

So annoyed I’m up rn…i got a long day and Saturday night ahead of me 🥲

Saying shut the fuck up when skipping the ad >>>

I actually have an answer for this. Dr. Pepper recently ended their distribution agreement with Coke and Mr. Pibb is a coke product so with that agreement ending in sure coke will now be putting more effort to push Mr.Pibb

You don’t have to like kids but to ignore them when they say hi to you in public? You’re a POS.

Not the water turning off right when I stepped into the shower. Wtf

I be thinking back to shit a motherfucker would say to me and I’m just like…niggas just be lying bro 🙄

Had jalapeño poppers for breakfast and I regret nothing

😂😂😂 #facts

Men..ima need you to help your homies that don’t get women..Because their resentment towards us and always being in our business is getting old

I fear Diet Coke is growing on me

My relationship with alcohol is changing for the better. The shit be putting my spirit out of alignment fr fr.

Rewatching Scandal because real life scandals and political drama obviously isnt not enough for me.

I don’t have it in me to be productive

Only darkness everyday nigga