Who should play Jim Rockford when NBC reboots The Rockford Files? Timothy Oliphant Hugh Laurie Nick Offerman Charlie Hunnam Jay Hernandez Jennifer Lawrence Taraji P. Henson Scarlett Johansson Kristen Wiig Jane Lynch

“With influence comes power, with power, abuse.” Christopher Moore, in Lamb

Magnus and Hikaru became fathers, will Nepomniachtchi have a Nepo baby?

Harry and Monica Potter Helen and Isaac Hayes Ken, Philip and Elizabeth Jennings

Chuzzlewit is British for Cheez Whiz.

please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it

Fernando Heismendoza

Both of Michigan’s last two football coaches were cheating.

Favorite oxymoron: Greater Cleveland.

In the first paragraph of Abigail Johnson’s Wikipedia page, the word “affiliates” is misspelled.

If your chicken coop has four doors, then it’s a sedan.

The difference between CDO and CLO? About 17 years.

Caitlin Clark could be the next Babe Didrikson Zaharias. More power to the women.

Can we get a list of the WNBA players who have injured Caitlin Clark, to see if there is a pattern?

Happy World Kindness Day

Ninety percent of all human wisdom is the ability to mind your own business. Robert A. Heinlein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein

A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot. Robert A. Heinlein in Friday, 1982

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic. Robert A. Heinlein, Revolt in 2100

If you don’t understand leverage in the stock market, watch Trading Places.

Refusing to believe in karma doesn’t make it go away. My karma ran over my dogma.

When we setup a new Windows device the first user is an Administrator. We could setup a second user who is not an Admin. When we’re logged in as a user who is NOT an Admin, then we don’t have permission to install the virus when we click on a toxic hyperlink. Everything on YouTube is true.

God does not have free will. She follows the rules that we do.

Are there any AI companies scraping anything out of Bsky?

The universe is exactly as it should be based on what’s already happened.

Universe is the unity of all diversity.

I’m going to try not to finish your sentences and sandwiches anymore.

If you worry that your insides might fall out if you unclinch your butthole, you need a bigger butt plug.

How much of a bump did Zohran Mamdani get from Zoltar the Fortune Teller?

Brevity is the soul of wit. -Polonius He thinks he’s a wit. He’s half right.

Before and After: Right Wing Nut.

Chat G P Tree

Ditto. R.I.P. Chompsky Noem.

I deleted McAfee from my laptop. There is no McAfee product in my Installed Apps. How can McAfee keep throwing popups on my screen asking me to install it??

That smart bidet you’ve heard about uses Fecal Recognition.

When the men in white coats came for Minnie Mouse, Mickey said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.”

I just watched South Park S27 E01 on Paramount.

Saw a license plate today: VGN4LF. First thought was V. Gandalf? I think he meant Vegan for life.

My hearing aid charger reminds me of K-2SO in Andor, Rogue One.

I can’t find David McCullough’s biography of Barbie.

Yeah you’ve got hochul uploading an official nygov social video calling lander’s arrest, and I’m quoting here, “bullshit.” They think the feds have overreached and are vulnerable.

Why does my Panera gift card NEVER work in ANY kiosk in ANY Panera? I have to enter 20 digits to pay with my gift card. Placing a phone call to Europe in the 1980s was easier than using a Panera gift card in 2025.

I attended high school and college in the 1970s, in Ohio. Friends and I tried to get high, but it didn’t work very well. When we asked our local Amateur Pharmaceutical Distributor, he said it was Buckeye Knee-high No-high.

Worst advice from AARP: Record your doctor’s appointment. Doctors don’t like to be recorded.

'Mexico' is masculine 'America' is feminine What I'm saying is that Trump changed the gender of a body of water

Kudos to the person who coined “Muskovites” as Elon’s minions.

If the feds aren’t going to support California’s wildfire recovery, then CA could withhold their contribution to the feds. Put it in escrow and spend it on recovery. CA gives much more than they get. Threaten secession. Is that’s what Grump wants?

Finally banning RedDye #3?! That’s been under investigation for decades. Remember the Ronald Reagan joke about his “cancer of the hair”?