Name this shitty band.

I haven’t *really* watched a baseball game on television in ages, but Game 2 of the Cubs & Brewers postseason is a deeply beautiful distraction and it’s giving me feelings.

The bitchiest kid in the 5th grade gets elected class president and keeps on bitching.

America should be sent to its room with every episode of Somebody Somewhere and then reflect on what’s important and what’s not.

2025

Music video is SO MUCH MORE than the VMAs once a year. That said, Sabrina Carpenter’s “Tears” is the juiciest disco jam. I enjoyed her VMA performance and I’d bet Diana Ross did too.

If America was a *laughingstock* from 2020 through 2024, what the fuck are we right now exactly? Is *hatingstock* a thing?

America, 2025

THE SADDEST TROMBONE

"This is a Democrat hoax that never ends," said the rapist president to his 77 million supporters who have no ability to recognize patterns.

Will it hurt less if I smile as I’m poking you in the eye? Reminder - The Newsom memes are funny, sure, but he’s thrown transfolk and homeless people under the bus. He’s no hero. If you think I’m wagging my finger at you, I’m not. I’m poking you in the eye. With a smile. So you’ll be fine, yeah?

Devo was and is right about everything. That Netflix doc proves it.

It’s true that there are way too many horrors happening all at once, but there are also good things happening within your reach every day. Dont let those things go unnoticed or go to waste.

Are bots using AI to make their own memes now? This one uses the same guy in both panels. 😂

I hope the mold is ok.

Rapist felon President vows to solve crime.

Trump yammering about how rural tourists won’t come to DC because CRIME is just a macro version of Waukesha’s fear of black people in Riverwest. Grow up you MAGA pussies.

It’s wild how MAGA folk were are all “you can’t use the coercive power of the state to make me wear a surgical mask in a pandemic” in recent years but are now all “POLICE ME DADDY” with the Nat Guard, ICE, FBI and other cops roaming American cities. Just wild.

The parade of ex TV personalities who are now government officials praising the American rapist-in-chief Kim Jong Un style has me thinking maybe we shouldn’t have laughed so hard at the people who swore that the CERN collider would tear a hole in the fabric of reality because this shit is unreal.

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The day when 8 billion people stop justifying their existence to 2000 billionaires cannot come soon enough.

We’re living in a Black Mirror episode.

MAGA simultaneously bitching about Juneteenth and crowing about how Republicans freed the slaves in the 1860’s is peak MAGA. 😂

I make my own fuggin’ memes.

Magic.

Somebody talk me down from this one - The US military’s door-to-door fighting in Fallujah and throughout Iraq was one big training exercise for what’s happening in America right now.

It should be said that we’ve all been watching video of ICE agents treating men, women and even children violently since January of 2025. The only surprising thing to me about how people are responding against state-sponsored violence right now is how long it took to finally happen.

Chicago. 💖

Pam Bondi is screaming that “LOS ANGELES IS IN TOTAL CHAOS” and clearly revealing that she has no idea how absolutely vast Los Angeles is. She also doesn’t know how to read a map, obviously. MAGA is so impossibly full of shit.

Isn’t it wild and hilarious how self-described MAGA alpha males have been spinning this “HOSTILE IMMIGRANT INVASION” narrative, as if people carrying several kids with not much more than the clothes on their back are a threat? Imagine being a Ukrainian and reading that shit.

NEW START TIME (AGAIN) 😂

I know several people who funded their 2nd and 3rd summer homes in no small part on the backs of undocumented laborers.

New (d)VICES. Tuesday, 06.10.2025

I went to a really fun party in Riverwest last night. 😊

You know what my problem is with every MAGA motherfucker? The one thing you all have in common is that you’re too inept to get by in the world, so your only recourse is to try and curtail the enjoyment of others. Doubt me? Look at what you’ve just done to transfolk, for no reason but to be cruel.

Italian Beef > Scene Beef

I tuned in to a Cape Town talk radio show late last night, and they were roasting DJT on the air like the prized pig that he is. They used the words “lie” and “liar” like punctuation marks. South Africans aren’t having any of it. Sure would be grand if our American media would do the same.

Because the most important work the government can do is to ensure billionaires have a fair shot at becoming trillionaires.

“Jam It Through (In The Middle Of The Night)” was a song title Skid Row wouldn’t even use, now it’s MAGA policy.

If you’re the kind of person who just has to respond on social media to an out-of-town artist’s open invitation to their show with shitty comments and/or links to your own shitty band that never leaves town, well, choke on a ham sandwich and fuck off forever. 💖🥰🌈

Helen Money creating entire worlds at White Lilac last night.

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Putting this here for later reading. open.substack.com/pub/longmemo...

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