"When there’s no war, you aren’t committing war crimes when you kill people indiscriminately. You’re just a straight-up murderer."

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Has the Onion ever said *anything* about Bernie's praise of Trump's border policies? kfoxtv.com/news/nation-...

What's the joke here? Is it the obvious racism? Is that what people who work for and read The Onion find funny?

An incredible performance from Justin Greaves 🙌 #NZvWI

My god, it really does just get worse and worse, which is really saying something given that it started as a war crime and murder

For the record, anyone who says that Aftyn Behn actually won Tennessee is getting instantly blocked. We lost by nine points not three not .2, nine. We did really well but we still lost. Do not become Trump, cause that is what you sound like.

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

Thank you, Senator for continuing to fight for all of us 🩷

Oddly enough, I don’t expect any tomorrow, but there will probably be four on Sunday. 🤷🏼‍♂️

There are multiple ICE flights to Guatemala on most days, sometimes three or four.

NEW: Judge Guaderrama rapped the administration for the "blatant lawlessness" of of the deportation and ordered the man's return by Dec. 12. The admin said it had a "tentatively scheduled" flight on Dec. 4, but it fell through. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

It happened again: The Trump administration has admitted illegally deporting a man to Guatemala despite an immigration judge's order that he was likely to be tortured there. A judge has ordered the administration to facilitate his return by next week.storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Dear pathetic white people: It's Representative Jeffries, or Leader Jeffries. It's Senator Booker. Not Hakeem. Not Cory. Try to not be racist pieces of shit. They're not your servants. They're not your "boys".

How horribly cruel and petty. These are terrible human beings in every way.

It's amazing how you can feel the condescending tone in white people's posts when they address Black Dems.

The right-wing Supreme Court majority has once again shredded its credibility by rubber-stamping a racially gerrymandered map in Texas. Republicans know the extremists can only win by cheating. The people of California and beyond will prevent that from happening.

It is chilling to me that world leaders are warning Ukraine that we cannot be trusted. It’s true. We can’t. I’m fucking livid at this administration for trying to abandon Ukraine

No disrespect... but i still can't understand a thing Allan Border says. #TheAshes

Ahh boo!! #TheAshes

Melbourne Renegades defeated Sydney Sixers by 6 wickets in the 36th match of WBBL 2025. #WBBL20255

The irony of England being Bazballed… #TheAshes 🏏

Watching the cricket 🏏 #Ashes #TheAshes www.youtube.com/watch?v=paFB...

Yes, you—YOU!—can do magic.

I mean, this is an execution

Don’t get mad. Get even.

Blow that sax!

Again, since certain people can't wrap their heads around this pretty simple concept: If you voted for Kamala, you helped Kamala. If you voted for Trump, you helped Trump. If you voted 3rd Party, you helped Trump. If you stayed home, you helped Trump.

The boat was split in half. 9 men were dead. 2 more clung to a floating piece of wreckage and tried desperately to flip it over for 41 minutes straight. There was no possible way they were going anywhere. Then they were killed in cold blood by the U.S. military.

The Supreme Court paved the way for a felon to return to the presidency — where, behind the shield of office, that felon has ordered a string of murders.

tRump is un-American. I've called him a traitor but in reality he has NEVER been loyal to America. Never. Frankly he is an enemy to our country. A plant by a bunch of billionaires who needed a brainless, easily controlled git to destroy our democracy. They are the traitors. tRump is their weapon.

Hours after Charlie Kirk was shot, there is an instantaneous order from 🍊💩 for US flags half staff but when a National Guardsman who was illegally ordered to DC dies from being shot, there is no such order? Abysmal but yet not shocking. Ask your military friends and family how they feel about this.

curious what we’re up to now if you total up prosecutorial resources spent for all the pardoned cases

"The memories, the challenges, and the energy of India will stay with me forever" Glenn Maxwell has decided to opt out of the upcoming IPL auction

Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.

On Giving Tuesday, there’s no better time to make a difference for the men and women who feed this country. act.seiu.org/a/givingtues... #GivingTuesday #WeFeedYou

On #GivingTuesday, there’s no better time to make a difference for the men and women who feed this country. act.seiu.org/a/givingtues...#GivingTuesday#WeFeedYou

This was in 2016. Who fucked us? Bernie Sanders, Jill Stein and the left.😡👇 @rolandsmartin.bsky.social

Over on Whatever, I'm doing a series on movies I consider "Comfort Watches" - not the greatest movies of all time, necessarily, but some of the most rewatchable. I'm starting the series with easily the most rewatchable movie of 2025: K-Pop Demon Hunters! whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/01/t...

Modi is loving the idiocy of MAGA

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it’s easier for some people to come up with a Jeopardy! anecdote than others

Well, this is exhibit number one in any lawsuit challenging a new travel ban on unconstitutional animus grounds.

If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.

Pete Hegseth on Sept 3 talking about the strike on boats where 2 survivors were later killed in a second strike: “I watched it live.”

For example, this is straight white power rhetoric directly from the playbook. bsky.app/profile/pale...

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Jeffries on the WH's explanation of Hegseth's reported double tap strike: "The White House is lying, but that's no surprise, because they lie for a living and the American people know it."

Costco has sued the Trump administration, asking the Court of International Trade to consider all tariffs collected under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act unlawful.