Yknow, i kinda wish Miss was gender-neutral. Like, Mister is for male, Missus is for female, and Miss is for none of the above. I know Mx. is a thing but honestly it'd work so well if Miss was the middle ground...

"i want to be <whatever creature they're being tf'd into>" TF IS PEAK

It's Okay To Be Glooby

do you think gender-affirming surgeries for pokemon include species-specific stuff (like pikachu's tail or buizel's back)?

hank crank my beloved

i must say that having people recognize my avatar as a slugcat and then acting accordingly is just SO amazing. having ppl interact with me not just while being a slugcat but having them reciprocate stuff to me as though i were a slugcat as well is just. its so incredible.

ok i have an idea bottom bun, cheese, patty, cheese, bacon bits, ranch-honey mix, bacon (whole), ranch-honey mix, top bun or big circle fry

when you so high that running a quarter of a mile makes it hard to breathe even 15 minutes later

high

over 1/6 of my time on vrchat today was being headpat. i was on for almost 6 hours

im a creature. a silly lil guy.

know whats annoying my padlock that i put on the metaphorical closet of mine like i know why its there. i put it on my closet like two weeks ago but the circumstances as to WHY it's there annoys the hell out of me (1/2)

i'm so good at my job on e621 (this used to be over 150 like 2 weeks ago)

Said my final farewells to an old friend. (Well, if he's still alive, it's not FINAL final, but I'm not sure if he is or not, so I'm basically calling it final until proven otherwise.)

why do they call it the rest room when im DYING in here :(

"last time i touched grass was less than 25 hours ago" cool on you! glad you're touching grass "last time i touched grass was over 24 hours ago" go fuck yourself. vitamin d deficient ass shithead

i fucking LOVE VRCFury. if you do not have it on your installation of VRC Creator Companion, you have committed a crime against our lord and saviour Senky. #vrchat

what if there was a new golden berry called the molden berry and it was covered in mold

Hi Im A Creature :) The Creature Yearns To Escape The Confines Of Societal Pressures I Wish To Escape. But The Norms Prevail. There Is No Path But To Indulge For As Long As I Am Forced To Yet Despite Everything I Still Crave Freedom

What if conspiracy theories had names like Deltarune theories do. Like how there's Egg Theory n Piss And Shit Theory and whatever

oh yeah there WAS that one time i told someone with a dragon sona to "go fuck an automobile"

in response to someone responding to my mention of lack of freedom

absolute cinema

pathetic human bodies and their flawed external testicles... (and the itchiness) (oh man the itchiness) (pain)

i think we should still feel empathy for the family of the dead guy, and also hope that they understand why we still hate the dead guy

hi! im a creature (i dont feel like posting about big thing that happened today so instead i am alterbeing posting)

experiencing skill regression rn 🥀

When your nuts are hanging low, and they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot or into a bow? Do they jiggle when you talk? Do they wiggle when you walk? Do they bounce? I think without a doubt... Don't forget, your balls are hanging out.

slugcat... the sleej... the sloo... the scrunkly... the gh...

PHOTOPEA ADDED A NEW SITE??? HELL YEAH

why is wing-related flight a 1.1x multiplier on my attractedness for any given character like, bee

Tomorrow's checklist: - Draw balls - Write balls - Trip balls

its crazy cause this new pfp is causing way more joy than i was expecting??? it's like the vrchat thing with looking in the mirror for the first time all over again

Note: The bug where getting pat on the head made Ambulant forget what face he was making before headpats except during sex is fixed. A silly individual (usually) never forgets!

sloo...

who up rallying their political

meat spin but not in a "i'm in a single place and my dick is spinning" way rather a "i'm spinning like a 3d rotating gif (while playing you spin me right round) while my dick just so happens to be out" way

yea ok but: > be me > forget abt art > start coding project > this shit hard, but keep going > almost done > start different coding project, "ill get back to it soon" > this shit hard too > almost done > play games for 3 days straight > make the best art i've ever made > forget abt art > repeat

scug...

25w31a is so peak *sexual moaning noises*

i'm jumbing it

ow ow ow i just dropped my fuckin phone on my foot and yesterday i sunburnt myself

i soogy fr :3 heehee what if i wawa

what are you doing

creature

slugcat...

slugcats fit well into the list of sapient fantasy creatures

slug are so silly and awesome and of human-level intelligence...

it's so peak (ultrakill edition)

dude... its so peam...