I will never forgive Oda for what he did to Zoro after the timeskip. He went from "funny autiatic kid with a special interest in swoeds" to "Edgy *heh...dont take it personel kid* hardass"

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH, REMEMBER TO STAB YOUR LOCAL SENATOR TODAY!

God I can't help but be anxious about one of the younger girls here being out late with unknown guys she met on Snapchat. ESPECIALLY considering that we heard a wpman screaming for help late at night just a few days ago....

OPLA 3-3: Zoro being haunted by Mihawks sassy ghost is so fucking peak lmaaaaaao

OPLA S3 EP 2: LABOOOOOOON MY LITTLE GUYYYYYYYYY ALSO FUCKIBG HIII BROOK HIIIIIIIIIIII 😘

OPLA S2 EP1; BUGGY MY CRINGEFAIL CLOWNWIFE HOW IVE MISSED YOU, you look fucking gorgeous in a wig

Beeeeeeg knoife

Man there is just so much drama here over such tiny things. It's funny to read about but man sometimes i wonder

So in december last year there was this big news story about a group of people stealing pokémon cards worth around 1.4 million Swedish crows. TURNS OUT one of the girls I've befriended here was part of that group. What a fucking legend

Today's feeling:

Read the name Bilbo Baggins too fast and thought it said "Himbos banging"

HELL YEAH MY BOOBS ARE GETTING BIGGER ..... OH FUCK I PROBABLY HAVE TO BUY BRAS NOW

The only sad thing about being in rehab surrounded by a bunch of other girls is that I have a total of 0 people to talk Warhammer with :<

Bought a vape yesterday... or well, I thought I did. Turns out it was a replacement pod for a vape. So here I was thinking I got scammed but I'm just a moron. It's like buying a CD without a CD-player and wondering why there's no music coming out of it. WELP

IM SORRY MICHAEL FROM ACHIEVEMENT HUNTERS LOOKS HOW EXACTLY NOWADAYS

You know I had to vote for my cringefail clownwife

THE ONE PIECE!!!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAL!!!!!

I can't have heard that correctly- Did the new girl say her name was AREOLA If so, poor lass O_O

Goddamn fire alarm went off because someone vaped in their room and now they owe 80k swedish crowns LMAAAAO

Woke up today and the water in my room didn't work. Then when it DID work, it's orange. Maaaaaan :///

Gonna sneak off and meet up with my boyfriend tomorrow >:] NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE

I have been absolutely consumed by Dracula Flow lately. That shit keeps playing in my head on repeat at all times. This shit aint nothing to me man.

#Hodari? More like; I beat my own head in with a rock, because I couldn't stand the fact that I'll never get to fuck him

MARCH 10 NEEDS TO ARRIVE SOONER RRRRAAAHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SEE MY HUSBAND

I am constructing a #Drifter playlist as we speak. So far I have found at least 12 songs about eating people and the list keeps growing.

FINALLY GOT MY PHONE IM B-B-B-BACK BABYYYY

ooooooh the draaaama. The draaaaaaaamaaaaaa about uh... *checks notes* dirty dishes? Welp it sure could be worse I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't see going to rehab as something to be ashamed of, the opposite actually. It shows strength and determination to be able to get your shit together and face the problem head on. For every person in rehab, there's a thousand more that needs to go, but wont.

Call that pussy the matrix 'cuz I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

Why the actual fuck is Trump sending an entire battleship to Greenland for "curing the sick" You don't need a massive goddamn ship for that. They have hospitals. AKA: How much do ya wanna bet this is a false-flag operation and Greenland is about to be attacked by a small army of ¨Medics¨

PUNCH FOUND NEW FRIENDS AND FAMILY NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE THE SUN SHINES UPON US ONCE MORE

I´m at rehab at the moment and got to try our ear-acupuncture, and lemme tell ya I never thought being a human pincushion for 35 minutes would be so relaxing

Drifter (to me) is that one video meme from years ago about the kid finding that "strange f*cking cat" outside No I will not elaborate it should explain itself.

Hero: You've truly sunken to a new low, evildoer! The villain stuck in his own quicksand trap: Hilarious

FRIDAY THE 13TH MY LUCKY DAY No really

" #Ironlung is a shining example of how ANYONE can make a successful movie!" No, Iron lung is a shining example of how being a multi-millionaire with 38+ million followers (and their FREE PR) can make a movie. Your average shmuck like you and I can't make a successful movie.

The more I listen to Vypers interactions with the other characters the more I start to vibe with her. Is it wise to go out for drinks with a sociopathic homeless vampire? Probably not but girl I get you #Vyper #Deadlock

"Moose aren't deer and Canada has the same culture as America"

>"Why do I need to travel 45 minutes to visit a place when you already explained literally everything over the phone?" >"DO NOT WORRY THERE WILL BE NEW INFORMATION AND THIS VISIT WILL NOT BE UNNECESSARY" >Visits >No new info

Drifter deadlock gets Taco Bell

Venator (Ordo Mallus Inquisitor) tracking down Drifter (Khornate Daemon Prince) in the middle of a crowded Hivecity (NYC) without TOO many piles of bodies piling up. I can't write for shit but I'd love to read it.

Vile, evil, irredeemable asshole character = Sweetheart, chill, calm and reasonable player Cute "UWU BEAN" unproblematic chibi character who did nothing wrong = THE MOST ABHORRENT PLAYERS YOU'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF LAYING EYES UPON

If i have to see another NSFW post about the goddamn deadlock hamster I swear I'll break into the game studio and flay the developers.

"We can always talk it out. Just tell me when you feel down and we can do something about it together" >Proceeds to talk about how I'm feeling down "goD you're so NEGATIVE don't you have ANYTHING fun to say EVER"

I don't care about who wins the Deadlock voting contest. I just need Silver and REM to lose.

”taking care of” in my bfs world, means “house and feed you” and literally nothing else. You have a roof and some stale bread to chew on? Obviously I’m taking care of you and you’re being very ungrateful of you complain.

"I can't be away from you for long because I'm afraid what you might do if you're alone for too long" Applies to getting a job and going to the store, not for staying over at a friends place and get shitfaced for 8 hours apparently.

Mfw you find a new Hot Character.TM and want to read some reader-insert fanfics but 90% of the available fics are tagged rape/noncon

Hönökaka is the strangest bread ever because it you try to use it as bread (consume with a little bit of butter and maybe ham and cheese?) it tastes like hot diarrhea. But if you eat it plain like a starving Victorian child, you might experience a pleasant flavor.