"oHMYgODDTHEEMPERORMOVED" UH... yeah? He's not dead? I mean he's mostly dead, but not dead-dead. If he was dead, the astronomican wouldn't be active. And "moved" is a bit exaggerated, all he did was look at the camera.

Really bluesky? We're going down the puritan route? And here I thought you were a good alternative to twatter.

Post biopsy pain aint a "oh fuck oh god oh why" kinda pain, it's a "I know the doctor said I could move, but I probably shouldn't"

MY KIDNEYS HAVE BEEN STOLEN JOHN

LMAOO FINALLY miss lukewarm IQ pissed off the squad. I'm noticing a trend of people who's just about to leave suddenly getting the urge to piss everyone off and I can't for the life of me understand why.

Trazyn the infinite; Archaeovist of Solemnace, Necron overlord, collector of all things, master ragebaiter, a royal pain in the ass.

The infinite and the divine is literally just about two old men getting into ever-increasingly large arguments over complete nonsense. This is a good and very entertaining thing.

Lusting after the feral murder-hobo mosquito man will be the actual end of me

THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL MY KIDNEYS JOHN.

Show be like: we have the perfect, most 100% foolproof plan ever. If everyone just does as they're told, everyone will get out of here alive, healthy and rich. Main character: But I really want to break every rule and also endanger everyone and then blame you :(

The infinite and the divine upd8: Groundhog day-ing a trial do you don't get fucking beheaded

Bought One Piece noodles, made the Sanji (Curry flavor) ones but they look like they might honestly burn off my tounge WHY IS THE SOUP SO RED AND ANGRY

It's so funny when the girl who keeps talking shit about gay people, about trans people, about pretty much everyone, gets super fucking offended when another girl said something slightly racist on accident.

*Sniffles* IM A BARBIE GIRL *blows nose* FROM A BARBIE WOOORLD *dries tears* LIFE IN PLASTIC *breaks down* ITS FANTASTIC

I go to rehab for a few months and suddenly half of the people i know from back home all get in weird situations

New Palia dilemma: Too many plushies, house getting overcrowded.

See seing Hodari for the first time: NAH I know what you're doing s6 you can't fool me Hodari: Darlin'~ Me:

No #Eshelon I don't care how prim and proper and polished you are. I WILL STICK TO MY GRIMEY MINER DILF TO THE END OF TIME.

I think I've figured it out, why we keep watching these dogshit reality-TV shows. I love these girls but their attention spans are absolutely trashed. Any show/movie that doesn't provide them with stimuli every 10 seconds becomes boring and they switch to the next.

Not to be a hater but KARDASHIANS? PARADISE HOTEL?? CELEBRITY DRAMA SHOWS?! I'd rather become a Tyranid chewtoy than having to watch any more of their show recomendations.

So my current fictional crushes couldn't be any further away from eachother persobality-wise. We've got: Insane murder hobo vampire, A loving and dutiful single father, and a fucking clownfailure. Gotta stay diverse ladies.

*eye starts healing* I can finally leave, Martha, I'm coming home sweetie- *BLURS* IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

Situation: tiniest bit of stress My bodys honest reaction: OPEN THE FLOODGATES

Also I think I genuinely might be asexual or at the very least under the asexual umbrella somewhere because the more I think about it??? Have I ever had a an actual sexual attraction to ANYONE????

Pretty disappointed right now ngl

Rehab? Drama, but like, drama lite. Go back home over the weekend? DRAMA MEJOR OH DIOS MIO

I find a good, cheap apartment that I was ready to say yes to only to find out they are going to renovate the kitchen and bathroom and add 2000 sek extra to the rent. So nah, actually.

Welp turns out I know my therapists nephew AND her sister. I KNEW I RECOGNISED HER FROM SOMEWHERE

The infinite and the divine chapter 3: Two old men slap-fighting over trinkets in a museum

GIRRRRRRRL YOUR READING COMPREHENSION

Well shit, lesson learned I guess, don't show people things that you genuinely enjoy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Slog through hours upon hours of american teen dramas, finally get to show one of my favorite shows and no one pays attention anymore :/

"I used chatGBT to do my homework, I used chatGBT to do my skincare, I used chatGBT to get a review for this show, I used chatGBT to check the weather, I used chatGBT to-" HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN BEFORE IT SHRIVELS UP LIKE A RAISIN

Ooohhhhh my goddddd this show is so mind-numbingly boring thank fuck it got cancelled after only 5 episodes

Ya'll ever known a person who has such a below luke warm IQ that you're never truly certain if they're making a joke or if they're 100% serious? Like they're not indicating that they're doing a funny but the shit they just said was so absurd that you just pray it was for your own mental well being?

No, glucose level, my life isnt your goddamn rollercoaster.

Observations frm rehab: You will meet some of the most amazing people you've ever known, but you will also find some absolutely insufferable brats as well.

Lesson of the day: Listen to your gut feelings. You may not pick up the little signs here and there but your subconcious sure does and at some point, all those signs starts pointing in the same direction.

Curse me for being so naive and believing pretty much everything that people tell me, but damn if it isn't funny when the truth comes out

OOOOOH GIRL THE DRAMA V2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee Oh fuck my eyeball whats wrong with thee, Got a patch on my eye like and now I can't see I am a pirate

Praying for Adrick to one day make an episode about Magnagothica Maleghast

CAN THIS MONTH CHILL A LITTLE I CANT AFFORD ANY HIGHER BLOOD-PRESSURE RN

Welp- no surgery today because it might take EIGHT HOURS and my eye might legit be FUCKED. As in fucked-fucked. Beyond repair fucked. Fifty shades of fucked. Fucked like a 10 cent whore in jail. Well shit.

Hnghghghg surgery tomorrow, kinda nervous, stomach is being a bitch rn

Gonna get eye surgery on mo day at the crack of dawn because I can bareky see shit

Sitting in the livingroom waiting like a disappointed parent for their teenage daughter to come home after sneaking out, but like, the inverse of that

NOPE RAT IS STILL HERE I REPEAT RAT IS STILL PRESENT

RAT escaped, better luck next time

Sneaking around like mission fucking impossible trying to catch a RAT