I feel like Dracula from Castlevania had the most valid crashout. I too would want to murder the world if some stinky priest killed my wife for no coherent reason and made a holiday out of it. “Your life’s work makes him puke” is also a stone cold line.

Fucking shrinkflation :/ A year ago, a cheap pack of bacon had seven to eight slices in it. Now it costs the exact same but contains only five slices :////

Oh fuck you #Machado, you enormous corrupt cunt. Hope Trumps diarrhea sweats taste good with how much you’re kissing his ass. No he won’t do squat for you or the country you claim to represent. You’ve essentially given a pedophile rapist a tossjob completely free without any compensation.

Sucker by Marcus King has had a deathgrip on me ever since I found out about this rabid vampire AND IT KEEPS PAYING OFF

New controversial realization of 2026 amongst internet savvies: Bad people usually don't dress in spikes and long dark cloaks, nor do they decorate their homes with the skulls of their enemies. Usually they look like Margaret (67) in a pink frilly dress who attends church every Sunday.

Idiots in cars really be showing you the most horrific, high-speed and currently on fire car crash and then have the gall to slap a ✨💕🥰 nobody hurt or injured 🥰💕✨ caption on it Bitch I just saw a man get expelled from his seat at 120km/h WDYM no one hurt or injured

*wakes up* aaa I love breathing. Inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide is such a lovely thing I sure am blessed to have functional nostrils and sinuses. The evil gods of death by snot-suffocation: NOT TODAY BUCKAROO

Siouxie(or whatever) and the banshees? More like (sigh) see the white dudes.

Can’t stand these fucking zoomers

Days since last time an SD politician has turned out to be a horrible hypocrite: 0

ICE beating, kidnapping and killing American civilians: *Sounds of American indifference* ICE killing a -WHITE- American citizen: *sounds of American panic*

>Steal money from your own son >Promise to pay him back >A week goes by >Son has to remind you to repay the money you stole from him >Start bitching and moaning about him “whining about his money” >MONEY THAT YOU STOLE HELLO OF COURSE HES MAD THATS HIS FOOD AND RENT YOU JUSY TOOK????????

Who to puts two oreos in a little plastic bag to sell separately

I wouldn’t call a guy who stays up for 4+ days and states out of windows for several hours “just in case someone’s watching” to “have gotten a better grip on his drug problems”

Me my entire life: Ew I don't like guns and violence. Humans are better than that. Me 2026: you know what, nevermind. I need to learn how to use a fucking gun or at least how to kill a man.

SurrounDead is such a fun game but it really does need a multiplayer mode. About half of all the constructions have no purpose in a single-player game whatsoever. Why would I need a secure door if all zombies are stopped dead by a single fence?

On a completely different note, Sentenced to be a hero got great animation but so far but I just hate it when they use the exact same attack over and over and over and over and over and

Trump bombing Venezuela? I’m not even surprised anymore. Bet he’ll drop a nuke on Greenland before his term is over. Maybe even start his own concentration ca- oh wait no he’s already done that.

How is Kakashi from accounting class? Are they doing ok? Are they eating and sleeping by well? I gotta know that the legend persists.

I’m officially launching nukes at people who tag OCxCharacter fics as ReaderxCharacter

Like genuinely how is Reddit a real website when half of its user base would struggle with the “put the square in the square hole” children’s puzzle

I’m not rude y’all are just so dogshit at using your brain that any kind of advice seems like a personal attack to you.

The Drifter would have loved The Suspender Man I just can't prove it

OK but like is anyone ACTUALLY watching all these "end of the year recaps" that every single youtuber seem to put out at the end of every year? If you actually subscribe to their channel, chances are high that you've already seen everything, so who tf are they for?

Yes my circus but the moneys have unionised and are no longer recognising me as their leader

Actually, I think all women should get septum piercings so we can weed out the cowards and crooks within out midst

The duality of being depressed; Hour 1: Everything sucks. Life is endless misery and torment. Let me return to the dirt. Hour 3: isn’t it funny how we bake cookies and cook bacon, but we DO pickle pickles?

Actually, Fenris makes more sense now that I think about it. They said freeing Loki would usher in Ragnarök, and in Norse myth it’s the freeing of Fenris that kicks everything off.

One piece theory: Lokis legendary DF will either give him the powers of Fenris or Jörmungandr, with my best bet on the latter. Both are the children of Loki in Norse myth and are both deeply involved with Ragnarök #onepiece1170

The squirrel is called Ragnir because it’s a combination of the words Mjölner (Thors hammer) and Ratatoskr (the messenger squirrel that runs up and down Yggdrasil) #Onepiece1170

Loki really can’t catch a break the guy has been under non-stop pressure since his birth #op1170

GOAT DOWN!!!!!!

Swedish news: >(CELEBRITY) is dead >Trains delayed >(FOOTBALL TEAM) lost >12 year old kills their own parents and eats them alive because gangs >(ANOTHER CELEBRITY) has won some shit >(Oh wow this one is actual news?) >Racist political party being too racist again >(SPORTS NEWS) >Repeat

Is not teaching your kid any essential life skills considered emotional neglect of even a form of abusive parenting? Because in that case, boy howdy do I need some counselling.

>Has 9263792 different dramas going on simultaneously but is unable to talk about them without giving too much away and screwing with people. >But good god almighty what the fuck is going on > I have a mouth and I must scream

Fucking hell, 2025 has got to have been the longest goddamn year in the history of mankind.

Can someone explain to me why the Warframe devs are so horny? WHY IS THERE A PREGNANT ROBOT? WHY DOES THAT FEMALE ROBOT HAVE A DICK? WHY IS THE TOES OUT. WHY ARE THEY IN BDSM LATEX SUITS. WHY IS HATSUNE MIKU THERE.

You should feel blessed if you've never had truly bad coffee. And I'm not talking about low quality joe you can find at a gasstation or smt because they usually never have the beans around for long enough that they go bad. I mean legitimately SOUR smelling and tasting coffee. Bottom shelf stuff.

I hope I get my passion for cosplay back at some point because I really wanna dress up as an Artillery Witch

Day 6(or 7?) of being unmedicated since my last antidepressants were dogshit anyway:

Almost every single person I’ve ever met agrees that I should receive -some- form of help and that it’s really unfortunate that I -haven’t- gotten any yet. Every single person I’ve ever met also do not want to lift a finger to ACTUALLY help me though.

One twix and one slice of pizza is more than enough food for a day

Best way to make sure your chronically suicidal girlfriend feels reeeeaaal good about herself this holiday season: call her a horribly selfish asshole for wanting the pain to end

My New Years resolution is to publicly execute at least one TIDÖ politician a month until the cost of living goes down. Then we just dig a mass grave and dump the rest in there.

Unpopular opinions but parents who uses months instead of years to tell how old their kid is WHEN THEY ARE WELL OVER TWO YEARS OLD are just fucking weird little freaks. “Tee hee my son is 42 months old” no he’s 3 and a half what the fuck is up with you

Haven’t been this this annoyed with a One piece flashback since Dressrosa. Fucking get it over with already????

I hate living in a world where my friends are, one by one, telling me about how “Great and reliable” it is to use AI because “it tells you exactly what you want to hear” and don’t see how that’s a massive problem.

I have no mouth and I must play. For all that is left is broken ribs and brass horns.

If you sell yourself like a product, you should be treated like a product. No this isn't about prostitution, its about celebrities. Especially internet celebrities.

I get so annoyed when people go "OLD = SCARY". No that house isn't haunted, its 50 years old. No that doll isn't creepy, its beloved. No that song isn't demonic, its recorded on vinyl. Stop being so afraid of sustainable consumption, you fucking toddler.